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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

titsay
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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macklin celebrini has autism
hello vonnie
todays bird
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@blevanshouse
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Guy who thinks 20 year old claymation puppet is still usable to film with
The puppet:
Good morning friends
Saturdayyyyyy
*makes you green for 1 frame without telling you*
stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.
and what if this was my job
stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.
Work like a yellow onion, play like a red onion, fuck like a green onion
I bet being compressed into a zip file would feel kinda good
moon joy !!!
Big bang, Shane Drinkwater
i get so gay off that thai iced tea
Great minds think alike --
The Acme Inflatable Sleeping Dragon (Stan Woodvine, Judges Guild Journal 18, December 1979)
"Inflato the Magnificent" (Phil Foglio, from "Our annual full-blown dragon section," Dragon 62, June 1982)
Bonus decoy dragon (Dwain Meyer, "Dragonmirth," Dragon 142, February 1989):