[todaysbird]

[staff]

If you’ve not made at least one My Beloved GIF and reblogged at least five others, are you even living?

Oh no. Oh dear. You’ve all been busy trapping your beloveds in heart lockets—fandoms, objects, this tiny shrew that’s being picked up. They’re neat because you can put anything in there. I don’t know how it works—magic or something.

Anyway, it is important that these be preserved. Don’t ask questions. Our hands are tied. So here’s a bunch of corny hearts that open and close and open and close and sometimes don’t open at all.

♥️ Stay weird, little ratties ♥️

[pukicho]

Me in zero gravity: “Okay who did this

[blg-meaty-claws]

I did

[pukicho]

You are quite multitalented for a fictional electric rodent

[smile-files]

...is that a talent?

[pukicho]

[hammer-explosion-man]

how do you do that

[pukicho]

[blg-meaty-claws]

How do you eat snakes

[chewedcorn]

I don’t know guys, is this pepper too strong?

[blg-meaty-claws]

Oh... that was the caption...

[blg-meaty-claws]

come on down to eat some corn, or we will sacrifice your new born

[chewedcorn]

20 Years: Mail!

[blg-meaty-claws]

We live in a society

[pukicho]

Late to work? Tell 'em you were simply buffering. Missed your child's birthday party? Lag.

[blg-meaty-claws]

Forgot to pay your taxes? Controller disconnected

[chewedcorn]

On a bike

[blg-meaty-claws]

His grandma:

[emilyjquin]

Why do I find these so funny

[blg-meaty-claws]

Misted opportunity to do a catfish

[pukicho]

I'm new to the blog, what should I know about you?

Beep beep, idiot alert

[blg-meaty-claws]

Let’s make fun of the dumb stupid idiot over here

[chewedcorn]

When your questions are vague, expect surprise answers… [OC]

[blg-meaty-claws]

[pukicho]

Yar har har I’m a pirate, swab the deck so you can pay for your student tuition

[weebiswuu-deactivated20250131]

There is absolutely no way your janky ass pirate pay check can help me pay my student tuitions

[pukicho]

Yo ho ho! 22 dollars an hour plus a tuition assistance programme

[blg-meaty-claws]

*pirat accent*

Count me in

[studentlifeproblems]

[blg-meaty-claws]

We had school today?

[pukicho]

(。O ω O。)

Settle down. Dont do anything rash.

[blg-meaty-claws]

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(•w•)

You can not contain us

Let alone defeat us

[thewriterkb]

The World’s Grumpiest Animal: The Black Rain Frog.

[blg-meaty-claws]

I don’t know what this frog I going through but I can relate

[chewedcorn]

No doris how many times do I have to tell you.

[blg-meaty-claws]

Me trying to do literally anything productive myself

[chewedcorn]

Work related purposes only.

[blg-meaty-claws]

“You’re fired”