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joho-mason:

It is. You fucked up, alright? Be a fucking adult for once in your god damn life and deal with it. Just go.

Deal with it? What am I meant to do? Tell her to abort the twins because I don't want them? Because I want you? I can't do shit about it but I'm going to look after them. It won't stop me from loving you.

#c: johanna #i regret all my life choices

joho-mason:

It’s a little fucking late for that, don’t you think?

No. It's never too late.

#c: johanna #this is so much sadder than i anticipated

joho-mason:

You have five seconds to start running before I cut your dick off and shove it down your throat. One, two, three…

Jo, please. I fucked up but you said you didn't want us to be a thing. I didn't think this would happen. It's not like I want her, I want you. You're the one I love.

#c: johanna #ignore the text pls #he has no good gifs without text

joho-mason:

……..What?

The please don't kill me part or the part where I knocked someone up?

#c: johanna #blight is literally the worst

joho-mason:

No. Spit it out or stop wasting my time.

Right. Well... you know that ugly kitchen lady I kept banging? Shekindamightbepregnantwithtwins.Pleasedon'tkillme.

#c: johanna #only good things can happen

joho-mason:

I swear to god, if you don’t tell me what it is you want in the next ten seconds, I’m going to put my axe into your face.

It's either an axe to the face or an axe to my balls and I'm rather fond of both those areas. I'm working up to it, can you stop being terrifying for like one minute?