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*shoves your nerd ass into a locker with a copy of fuckin idfk charles baudelaire*WORDS WORDS WORDS MOTHERFUCKER

you are so mean to me.

yes

Oh my god.

CUZ YOURE A NERRRRRRRRRD

AT LEAST I DON’T GO PICKIN’ FIGHTS WITH OTHER PEOPLE FOR NO REASON!!! WHAT ARE YOU, A HIGH SCHOOL BULLY FROM THE EIGHTIES?!

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im gonna kick your ass

But I didn’t even do anything?!

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BECAUSE YOU'RE MEGAVALID, BITCH.

...

R-Really...?

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that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

That’s Waiting for Godot, isn’t it?

[Jotaro. No.]

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YOU'RE NOT VALID, BITCH.

--The fuck did I even do, man???

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thatsmissodangotoyou:

This is what you’ve been working on this whole time!! This is why you’re here!! You got this, now get out there and sweep that man off his feet!!

T-Talking about and imagining it’s one thing, but--but--wh-what if--what if I try sweeping him up off his feet and I accidentally trip and--

[He smacks himself in the face. Softly.]

Nonono, you’re right, you’re right! I-I’m ready for this! I’ve been ready for this! The longer I’m not married to him, the more I ache. I ache so bad, Usagi-chan, I gotta put a ring on that.

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thatsmissodangotoyou replied to your post: [He’s gonna do it. It’s time.] [Now he’s just...

(whispers) you can do it! do your best!

I’m so nervous, Usagi-chan, I’m so nervous.

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[He’s gonna do it. It’s time.]

[Now he’s just gotta ask him out.]

[He went and he did it. He bought a ring. He found a cafe that’ll humor a horribly awkward man such as himself.]

[The pieces have almost all fallen into place.]

#Now I just gotta ask him if he wants to go... without blowing everything...#Can I do that. Oh my god what if I blow it.

[He’s gotten incredibly sidetracked.]

[Okay. Ring shopping starts now.]

whips and chains?

...

Things to ask Noriaki, I think. I’m... intrigued... but we have HIerophant and my Stand--well, I guess mine’s not strong enough to whip or anything...

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you dont sniff the paper to check??????

I’M BLIND, NOT DISGUSTING???

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saniwabito:

Yeah!

If you’ve got dry ear wax, which is pretty common in Japan, I heard? Parents sometimes clean it out. So having someone’s head on your lap and petting their head? Gently taking care of their ears, I guess?

-She shrugs.-

I got wet ear wax since I’m like some half-Japanese, half-American-British-Amalgamation, plus grew up in America. Just seen it through anime.

I think my mom did that for me when I was younger... yeah, I get what you’re saying. That’s kind of cute, honestly.

...

Wait, you can do it with other people, too? Like--not parents?

#saniwabito

how do you know when youre done wiping your ass

OH FOR GOD’S SAKE, THIS AGAIN!

It’s simple.

Wet wipe.

Dry wipe.

Wet wipe.

Dry wipe.

And then you’re fine. You wash your hands and you go on with your day.

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you got mindfucked by a ghost but not had your ears cleaned??? how did they get into your mind

Listen, I probably got my ears cleaned plenty, but I can’t remember because of the, uh, aforementioned mindfucking.

I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT ABOUT GETTING MY HEADCASE FUCKED WITH.

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