Get your Tramp stamps

Fate/GO OC of Grand Ruler

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What kind of tattoos do you give people? Are they really fancy? Or are they very simple?

"You know, I'm not too sure. I've no clue what they look like, I just work until it feels like its finished. But, does it matter if they're fancy or simple? What they mean to the person, that's what truly matters."

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So do you ever want to give someone a tattoo that's not a tramp stamp?

".... There's tattoos that aren't tramp stamps?"

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“If you stand for nothing, what’ll you fall for?”

Silence stretched on as he considered her words, head lowered so his hat would shadow most of his face. Why would she ask that now? Curiosity? Is she wanting to give him something to believe in? It seemed silly to try such things when they’d barely been acquainted. But he can’t lie, the question hit heavier than he’d expected, this is likely something he’d end up thinking on during the dead of many nights to come. What a troublesome woman he’s come across, if he wasn’t careful she’d end up giving him a reason to follow. A hand reached up to press his hat against his head, looking up to the sky with a slight smirk. “I got nothing for ya there. I’ll stand, or fall, for nothing at all. I’m just a simple artist, to expect something grand of me is a little much.” He stepped forward and leaned down to whisper into her ear. “Still, you’ve given me something to think on. Maybe I’ll end up standing and falling for you.” With that he started walking away, amusement clear on his face. Who knows if she heard him properly, considering he actually did this several feet away from her….

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"Oh no I dropped my egg!"

“Ah, I can get it for you, not to worry.” And so he knelt down and starting running his hands along the floor, blindly reaching around until he found something to grab onto. “Ah, here we are.” As he stood he extended his hand, offering her what he’d grabbed. Well, it wasn’t an egg, instead he was now holding a flower out to her. How… How did he mix up a flower and an egg?? Where did a flower even come from?? Where’d her egg go? Questions for later.

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PIXAR’S UP STARTER SENTENCES. 

❝ Adventure is out there. ❞ 

❝ What’s wrong? Can’t you talk? ❞

❝ Hey, I don’t bite… ❞

❝ You and me, we’re in a club now. ❞  

❝ You have to swear you will not tell ANYONE. ❞

❝ South America. It’s like America…but south. ❞

❝ You know, you don’t talk very much…I like you! ❞

❝ Take a bath, hippie. ❞

❝ You don’t seem like a public menace to me. ❞

❝ What are you doing out here? ❞

❝ Please let me in. ❞

❝ Don’t touch that! ❞

❝ Well that’s not gonna work. ❞

❝ Whew! I thought you were dead. ❞

❝ Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called: see who can be quiet the longest. ❞

❝ I’m tiiiired. My knee hurts. My elbow hurts and I have to go the bathroom. ❞

❝ But I didn’t have to go then! ❞

❝ I don’t wanna walk anymore. Can we stop? ❞

❝ [ name ], if you don’t hurry up the tigers will eat you. ❞

❝ There’s no tigers in South America. Zoology. ❞

❝ What is that thing?! ❞

❝ No! Stop! That tickles! ❞ 

❝ That doesn’t even rhyme. ❞

❝ I see you back there. ❞ 

❝ Go annoy someone else for a while. ❞ 

❝ Uhhh…we’re not allowed to have dogs in my apartment. ❞

❝ Did that dog just say ‘hi there’? ❞

❝ I just met you and I love you. ❞

❝ Can we keep him/her? Please! Please! Please! ❞

❝ Can I tell you a secret? ❞

❝ Hey, why don’t you get some sleep. ❞

❝ What have I gotten myself into? ❞

❝ We better get moving. ❞

❝ You must be tired. Hungry? ❞

❝ I like you temporarily. ❞

❝ I do not like the cone of shame. ❞

❝ Are you sure I’m not a bother? I’d hate to impose. ❞

❝ You really must stay. I insist. ❞

❝ We have so much to talk about. ❞

❝ Give me your hand! ❞

❝ This is great. I finally meet my childhood hero and he tries to kill us. ❞

❝ It might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. ❞ 

❝ Run, [ name ], run! ❞

❝ This is none of my concern. ❞

❝ I didn’t ask for any of this! ❞

❝ I was hiding under your porch because I love you. ❞

❝ Can I stay? ❞

❝ I am your master. ❞

❝ You are my master. ❞

❝ Let me go! ❞

❝ Scream all you want, [ name ], no one can hear you. ❞

❝ Where are you going?! I’m not finished with you! ❞

❝ I want to help. ❞

❝ I don’t want your help! …I want you safe. ❞

❝ I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. ❞

❝ Hey, [ name ]! You’re cheating! ❞

❝ Maybe I need new glasses. ❞

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What, you think I’m a beast?

“You did tell me you were a fox, is an animal not some form of beast? Although I must say, a fox that can talk is quite something indeed. If you have the time perhaps you’ll answer a few questions?” Yes. When she said she was a fox, his first thought was not something along the lines of a kitsune, he figured a fox had somehow gathered enough magical energy to speak in a language he understood, and to say he was impressed would be an understatement. “If you’d rather not out your secrets then we can discuss something else, company like yours is surely rare to come by.”

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"You know when you wanna stick a spork in someone's eye?"

“…. Please tell me there’s someone else in this room. I don’t think I enjoy pain.”

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She quirked an eyebrow at the strange man. This wasn't an illusion; he was clearly standing there. Yet she had no memory of him being around the facility before. ''...How did you get in here?'' (from Cana)

There was a brief pause when she addressed him, trying to think of some reason as to why he’d be there without warning. Hm… He could say a freak accident occurred and he had to help save humanity from destruction! Nah. Too edgy. Too much. Maybe just the truth then? Well, the truth sounded a little stranger than any lie he could manage. Clearly it was the right choice. “Ah… Well, you see, I’m starting to think I took a wrong turn on my way to the bus and ended up here. Mind if I just stay a while?”

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HAMILTON | ACT I | SENTENCE STARTERS

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“You could never back down, you never learned to take your time.” “He looked at me like I was stupid, I’m not stupid.” “Talk less. Smile more. Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.” “Fools who run their mouth off wind up dead.” “Who’s the best? C'est moi!” “It’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets.” “If you stand for nothing, what’ll you fall for?” “I will lay down my life if it sets us free.” “I imagine death so much it feels just like a memory.” “I’m laughin’ in the face of casualties and sorrow, for the first time, I’m thinkin past tomorrow.” “I’m lookin for a mind at work.” “Excuse me, miss, I know it’s not funny, but your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money.” “You want a revolution? I want a revelation.” “Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now.” “Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution.” “It’s hard to listen to you with a straight face.” “Chaos and bloodshed already haunt us, honestly you shouldn’t even talk.” “You say the price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay.” “You’ll be back. Soon you’ll see. You’ll remember you belong to me.” “When you’re gone I’ll go mad, so don’t throw away this thing we had.” “When push comes to shove, I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love.” “Close the door on your way out.” “Have I done something wrong?” “Dying is easy, living is harder.” “But what do we have in common?” “You walked in and my heart went ‘Boom’!” “I’m about to change your life.” “My love for you is never in doubt.” “I just might regret that night for the rest of my days.” “I’ll never forget the first time I saw your face.” “When you said "Hi” I forgot my dang name, set my heart aflame, ev'ry part aflame.“ "You’re like me. I’m never satisfied.” “He’s a bit of a flirt, but I’m 'a give it a chance.” “I’m a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich.” “From what I hear, you’ve made yourself indispensable.” “Well, well, I heard you’ve got someone special on the side.” “I will never understand you.” “Love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints.” “I am the one thing in life I can control.” “If there’s a reason I’m still alive when so many have died, then I’m willing to wait for it.” “Stay alive 'til this horror show is past.” “I’m a general. Whee!!!!” “Yeah. He’s not the choice I would have gone with.” “Don’t do a thing. History will prove him wrong.” “I can’t disobey direct orders.” “Pick a place to die where it’s high and dry.” “Pray that hell or heaven lets you in.” “Should have shot him in the mouth. That would’ve shut him up.” “Watch your tone. I’m not a maiden in need of defending, I am grown.” “My name’s been through a lot, I can take it.” “The fact that you’re alive is a miracle.” “I don’t pretend to know the challenges you’re facing.” “If you could let me inside your heart…” “I’m never gonna stop until I make 'em drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains.” “You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story.” “History has it’s eyes on you.” “So what happens if we win?” “If this is the end of me, at least I have a friend with me.” “Oceans rise. Empires fall. It’s much harder when it’s all your call.” “I swear that I’ll be around for you.” “Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room?” “Why do you write like you’re running out of time?” “Yo, who the f is this?” “What are you waiting for? What do you stall for?” “If I could grant you peace of mind, would that be enough?” “They are asking me to lead. I am doing the best I can.”

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Shit Damon Says; Pt. 3

"Must mean you poop strawberries."

"There is a butt trumpet....."

"I strip bones with my teeth."

"I am a walking, talking, stripping meme!"

"As much as I like boobs....I'm not a breast meat kind of person."

"You wear the pants, I take them off."

"Does the talk include sexytime? No? Then I don't need a talk."

"What the fuck did I do?"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!?!"

"Did you hear that cause that was impressive."

"You are stuck with us/me now BITCH!"

"I am a gay unicorn."

"I love you so much, I'd share my juice with you."

"I'm not five, I'm a grown ass adult."

"This is a gay contest, may the gayest win."

"I'm short but I love you."

"My gay stomach hurts."

"YOU CAN'T FUCK A SKELETON!"

"OH! ITS CATS ON A PIKACHU!"

"STOP ECTO-DICKIN AROUND!"

"I want senpai to follow me too."

"Fuckin skeletons..."

"I wanted to put him/her in my pocket..."

"DON'T TELL SENPAI I PEE ON INBOXES!"

"Why would you lick my nose? SNOT COMES FROM THERE!"

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Shit Damon Says; Pt. 2

"Shamallama Ding Dong Motherfuckers!"

"You know when you wanna stick a spork in someone's eye?"

"No, I wanna murder you in your sleep but that's illegal."

"Cats think, if I ignore you long enough, you will give me food to make me like you."

"Dogs think, if I look at your food long enough, it will gravitate towards my mouth."

"If you love somebody, it doesn't matter if their farts are disgusting, you still think they are the shit."

"I don't even have a dick yet."

"Inside I'm screaming FUCK OFFFFFF!"

"I just barf out words of wisdom don't I?"

*Whispers* "Oh I know about Damon"

"I love going on dating sites just to say SHIT"

"I really want a bag of chips but you are stuck on my dick..."

"I'm trash too, it's okay."

"I'm trash, sexy, sexy trash."

"I'm playing with my egg it feels nice."

"It's a nice egg."

"Oh no I dropped my egg!"

"Where the FUCK did my egg go?"

"There's my egg, I love my egg."

"PENIS FOR EVERYONE"

"Your dad has a penis so I don't see why that's an issue."

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BLOODBORNE SENTENCE STARTERS ( CHANGE PRONOUNS / TENSE ETC AS NECESSARY )

You’re a beast hunter, aren’t you?

We are hunters, the both of us.

Well, that’s most unfortunate.

If you have a change of heart, you know where to come.

There must be oodles for us to share.

May the good blood guide your way.

Good to see you safe.

There’s something I want to tell you.

There must be some safe place to run off to?

Around here, you are the only one I can turn to.

You understand, don’t you?

I knew you’d come back for more.

Whatever happens, you may think it all a bad dream.

Didn’t you see the warning?

How did you get in here?

You have the whole night to dream. Make the best of it.

I have nothing more to offer.

This night is long, but morning always comes.

Remember yourself. You are not a beast.

Isn’t it time someone put you out of your misery?

May you find your worth in the waking world.

Do the Gods love their creations?

Would you ever think to love me?

I do love you. Isn’t that how you’ve made me?

What a mess you’ve been caught up in.

Prepare yourself for the worst.

My glory days were long ago now.

The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me.

It’s enough to make a man sick.

It will be a long hunt tonight.

You needn’t concern yourself with me.

I can wait. I won’t be afraid.

I’ve much better ways to pass the time.

Don’t you have work to do? Go slit some throats.

Do you think I owe you something?

Don’t you come near me! I know your type.

What, you think I’m a beast?

He’s not to be trusted.

Not even death offers solace.

Have mercy on the poor bastard.

Throw yourself to the wolves.

My god is lost to me, so I must find another.

On a night like this… I took you for a monster.

Thank the stars you’re fairly normal.

This whole place is falling apart.

Do you hear the graveyard murmurs?

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So now that I have a proper bio and such here, like/reblog if you'd be willing to interact with a joke OC Ruler from Fate GO

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Tattoo-sama, I must request your opinion on a subject. Is it gay if it is on the moon?

"You know. I wondered that once. But as I saw wars waged, lives lost, families ruined eternally because the shallow waters of man drowned their loved ones, I realized something. Time is short. Don't waste it on such trivial questions, nobody wants their last seconds wasted on the idea of moon gays. Live your life, kid, show us a legacy to remember."

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So... Could it be said... That Stacy's dad is really really rad?

"We don't mention that name here. Ever."

"But thank you for the compliment!"

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He heard kisses?