Blissaster

Fanfiction author. Fangirl. Cats Lover.

[vhyrel]

Re-designs of Final Fantasy girls available as new limited prints in my Etsy store. Full res has been sold.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Yury Solntsev

[collectivefandomstuff]

[Family Meeting]

Bruce: I'd like to adress the sudden rise in animosity the villains have shown towards Robin.

Jason, just back from a mission: [leaned back in his chair with his arms crossed] more than usual you mean?

Tim: A lot more.

Dick: Dami has recently decided to forget what the villains are called.

Jason: I- wait what?

Damian: [imperiously] I simply decided that memorising the names of criminals was an ineffective use of my cognitive faculties. Better I recall their behavioural patterns.

Jason: What exactly did you do?

-

Riddler: [appears dramatically in a puff of smoke] Well well, if it isn't the little bird?

Robin: [coldly] Question man.

Riddler:

Riddler: It's "the Riddler"

Robin: Who cares?

Riddler: [sputtering]

-

Robin: [drops down from the ceiling to interrupt a meeting between Penguin and his people]

Penguin: Great. It's the boy annoyance.

Robin: [cordially] Birdman.

Penguin: I beg your pardon?!

Robin: [without inflection] My apologies. I have come to arrest you, Mister Mumble.

Penguin: Out of all the movies you could have insulted me with-

-

Poison Ivy: Oh my, looks like a little birdie has come for a visit.

Harley Quinn: [grinning] Nice of you to drop in tweety

Robin: [nods to Ivy] Daisy. [to Harley] Miss Mime

Ivy: what

Harley: [cracks her knuckles]

-

Robin: [throws a batarang at clayface]

Clayface: great. a mosquito.

Robin: ...[with distaste] There is no need for insults, Mudpie.

Clayface: ...

-

Robin: [calling in an arrest] Yes, I have apprehended Toto.

Scarecrow: [tied up nearby] Hey!

-

Joker: [Sees Robin swinging down in the middle of a hostage situation] Oh look! it's the cavalary...'s pet.

Robin: [cordially] Mr Quinzel.

Joker:

Joker: Wh-

Robin: You are Harley's husband correct?

Joker: [furious] no!

Robin: My apologies then. I shall endeavor to use your proper name... ... [frowning] Mrs? You are wearing make-up. Is that it? Mrs Quinzel? I did not mean to assume.

Joker: [frothing at the mouth]

-

[back at the meeting]

Tim: to be fair he only does it when they misname HIM.

Damian: I have a name. It is rude not to use it.

Bruce: Damian. There has been seven attempts on your life this week alone. Stop.

Damian: no

Bruce: [grinds his teeth]

Dick: Actually, what ARE Joker's preferred pronouns? Has anyone asked?

Jason: [munching down a power bar] It's Fuckface McKidkiller

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Do you live in fear of the supervillain down the block? Do you have a bat infestation in more than one sense of the phrase? Is your insurance rate killing you faster than the omnipresent smog?

Well don’t worry! With this simple list of tips, you too can survive in Gotham, the city that hell rejected.

Invest in climbing plants! If your building is covered in greenery, you don’t have to worry about Poison Ivy. She may even protect your home during periods of destruction. Remember, kids– it pays to care about the Earth.

The Cold War is over, but bomb shelters are forever. Be sure to properly construct your shelter a minimum of twenty yards from the sewer line (to account for Killer Croc’s surface commute). You live in a city that averages two apocalyptic events per year! Let’s learn from Bludhaven’s mistakes.

“I am built upon the mountaintop, trapped by the stone. I wait for the leaves to drop among the valley’s bones. What am I?” Can you solve this riddle? You cannot. This riddle is nonsense. We recommend you construct similar rhymes to use as distractions, should you encounter a certain prominent citizen.

Pigeon spikes are just as effective on other, less literal birds. Line your ledges with deterrents to bat-proof your roof– we appreciate them, yes, but statistics indicate that property damage increases by 28% for every vigilante that gains access to your home. Sorry, Bats!

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Open Support Group: parents of dark-haired, blue-eyed children.  Wednesdays, 6-8 P.M. 

“At this point, it is very clear that Batman has a type. Your child could be next! Join us for a discussion of preventative measures. Light snacks provided.”

(Yet Another) Arkham Breakout Terror in the streets. City inconvenienced, unsurprised. See page three for a full list of escapees, updated hourly.

Winner! This week’s prize for Robin Bingo goes to David Peterson. Winning row: yelling, wearing wings, with gun, with villain, parkour. Original photos on page seven. Congrats, Dave!

“It’s not as funny as you think it is.” -The Red Hood

[velinxi]

[among us] blue crewmate and his red imposter friend that stalks him to protect him from other imposters

[trustymikh]

Bruce 'The Rich Guy' Wayne being roasted by his kids, more at 11

[whereflowersbloom]

Batfamily as cats

Bruce Wayne

Dick Grayson

Jason Todd

Tim Drake

Stephanie Brown

Duke Thomas

Cassandra Cain

Damian Wayne

Alfred Pennyworth

[hedgehog-moss]

If you genuinely enjoy being alone, do you ever wonder if it is an inherent part of your character or if it stems from feeling inescapably lonely in the first place until you taught yourself to enjoy the peace and happiness one can find in solitude? what if the reason you now prefer & choose solitude at every turn is because you were a very lonely child, or teenager, not by your own choice, and that’s how you learnt to thrive and grow, so you no longer know if you can do that around people? There might also be an element of personal pride, an unconscious “you can’t fire me I quit” point when your brain decided to switch your feelings about solitude from distress to relief. I often find myself defending my love of being alone, to people who worry that I can’t possibly be happy to live in an isolated house in the woods; I insist that I do! I really do specifically enjoy the isolated factor and chose to live here because of it, but then I wonder how to differentiate an ingrained love of solitude from an acquired ability to thrive off unchosen loneliness, to learn from it and be nourished by it; to what extent it might be a form of contentment built on a bedrock of resignation.

[theartofanimation]

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[calladraws101]

Brotherly love ft. Tim and Jason 

[nschaotic]

This is one of my many failures to make a sad comic.

[nschaotic]

i like happy endings ªnª 

[kindaangelic]

Robin Musings, as per Cassandra Cain

aka Black Bat, Ph.D. (Sneaky Snek), M.A. (Big Sister-ing)

Robin I/Nightwing

What this

So smiley

Hit it

Why hugging after I hit

Love?

Why tho

Ah, unconditional love for familial relations

Robin II/Red Hood

Little brother

:D

Pet it like cat

So many muscles

Climb it

Ow

Give it love

Successfully tamed the big kitty

Robin III/Red Robin

Little Timmy

My Timmy

Protect the little brother

He is dumb and smart at the same time

Daddy says Kon is bad

Kill the Kon

Oh, Timmy loves the Kon

Okay then

Robin IV/Spoiler

Best friend

So loud and bouncy

Touch the hair

Soft

Put face in it

What is a waffle hut

Oh yum

Robin V/Damian Wayne

Why is making hissing noise

Quick check the kettle

Oh it's the baby

I want to hug it

Squishy squishy

Its quiet now

Cass wins the love

[blissaster]

Sieg: Are you gay?

Rein: Not now, maybe later. 

Sieg: Good. Because I have a crush on you. 

Rein: I’m busy taking over the Empire. I’ll give you an answer when I’m done. 

Sieg: *nods* I understand. In that case, I’ll help you so we can date as soon as possible.

.

When Rein told this to Anne: 

Anne: Sieg said what?

When Rein told his answer to Anne: 

Anne: YOU SAID WHAT??

Cue to Anne despairing over the denseness of her brother and her brother’s partner. 

Anne: *face in hands* You two are supposed to be some of the smartest people in the Empire! Why are you like this??

–

Totally blame my darling @amecolours​ for this. How dare you showing me this tweet and sowing the seed of Rein/Sieg in my head! 

[amecolours]

Anne at the background : Argh! Just kiss already!

[amecolours]

REVERSED VERSION :

Rein : Are you gay?

Sieg : Not now, maybe later.

(What Sieg means : Currently I still like your sister, but it is very likely that in the future I will be gay because of you.)

Rein : Good. Because I have a crush on you.

Sieg : Wait, WHAT?

Also Sieg : …Okay. Forget later. I am gay now. Let’s go on a date.

@blissaster so… I re-read your post and my muse give me the last part. 🤣

[thewaynemanner]

Operation Kitty-Cat

[Dick and Damian barging into Tim's room]

Dick: Have you seen the news?

Tim: Uh, no?

Dick: Luther. Adopted. A. Kitten.

Tim: ... Fun?

Damian: No, it is not fun, you idiotic buffoon. Now, hurry and suit up.

Tim: What?! Why?

Damian: Are you always this slow? An egomaniac like Luther cannot be trusted with the welfare of a kitten. We have a rescue mission on our hands.

Dick: Call it a 'Cat-napping' if you will.

Damian: For the third time, Grayson. We will NOT be calling it that. For the rest of this mission you will cease from making your infernal puns.

Damian: Now suit up, Drake. Time is of the essence.

Tim: Uh, okay. So what's the plan?

Damian: Father is waiting for us in the Batmobile. We are to rendezvous with Superboy and Superman at the Daily Planet. Once we have all touched base we will execute the extraction plan.

[The Next Morning]

Daily Planet Breaking News!: Lex Luther accuses Superman of stealing his recently adopted kitten!

Superman Responds, "Blame Batman."

[blissaster]

Sieg: Are you gay?

Rein: Not now, maybe later. 

Sieg: Good. Because I have a crush on you. 

Rein: I'm busy taking over the Empire. I'll give you an answer when I'm done. 

Sieg: *nods* I understand. In that case, I'll help you so we can date as soon as possible.

.

When Rein told this to Anne: 

Anne: Sieg said what?

When Rein told his answer to Anne: 

Anne: YOU SAID WHAT??

Cue to Anne despairing over the denseness of her brother and her brother’s partner. 

Anne: *face in hands* You two are supposed to be some of the smartest people in the Empire! Why are you like this??

--

Totally blame my darling @amecolours​ for this. How dare you showing me this tweet and sowing the seed of Rein/Sieg in my head! 

[batmans-left-boot]

Things Duke Thomas would say

“Why, in the name of Batman, are you waking me up at 3AM? The mansion better be on effing Fire.”

“My powers revolve around LIGHT. Of which there is a distinct LACK-OF in the middle of the night, man.”

“Wait, wait, hold up. Are we playing Go-Fish or Spades? …..We’re playing BS? You did not make that clear.”

“Cass, you don’t even know this game. How are you winning??”

“The first time I called Bruce ‘Dad’, he was drinking a glass of water and he was so startled that he got the hiccups. That was 5 days ago, and they still haven’t gone away…”

“I once mentioned I’d like to go to college. Bruce is so proud he already bought a Frame for my future diploma.”

“Why is it that Damian can be up 'till 5am without question, but the second it hits 11pm some asks me why tf I’m still awake?”

“Jason is a 20 year old Zombie, Tim is a 17 year old CEO, Damian is a 10 year old Assassin, and I’m a 15 year old President of Spanish Club? that’s just not fair.”

“I should’ve taken French”

“Did you know the word 'Favortism’ can also be spelled as, D-I-C-K G-R-A-Y-S-O-N?”

“I throw Shade, not Batarangs. Dick says its more effective anyway.”

“You’re making fun of my Name? At least The Signal isnt copied off some burger joint. Red Robin.”

“I can wear a Robot suit and stop robberies, but I can’t watch Deadpool Unless someone comes with me?? That is messed up.”

“Hasta Luego, Bat-Bitches.”