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Hi!!! My name is dixie and i like minecraft! Main blog @Eltricuno

[aroender]

Sorry for not being active

I should post more things but i dont

[silverfish-bitch-blog]

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[aroender]

Source:Magmamusen

[aroender]

Anyone have a texture pack that dont make the pigs look like this and look decent

[mckittycraft]

more kittycraft marriage! congratulations to PineBucket and colossalfauna!

[aroender]

Villagers are capitalist pass it on

Proof: In the new snapshot if you have multiple traders they reduce their prices,therefor 100% capitalism

[bidoof]

so there’s a pretty well known minecraft server called 2b2t that was originally made by facepunch/4chan idiots at least five years ago with the goal of creating a server that 1. has no moderation and 2. never changes maps. naturally a lot of idiot griefer players were attracted to this concept and basically turned the server into a lawless hellworld where any new player is at the mercy of the griefer warlords. the griefers built a colossal, monolithic cobblestone wall around the worldspawn so new players with no items wouldn’t be able to escape from it, allowing griefers with powerful equipment to spawnkill new players as much as they liked. new players punched dozens of tiny little tunnels through this wall which created a way to escape the worldspawn area if you explored enough

one time in july of 2012 i heard about this server and decided to explore it a bit. that’s what the huge wall around the worldspawn looked like from outside the worldspawn. the worldspawn was basically the epicenter of a massive radius of uninhabitable land where stuff like trees and animals had all been stripped away by griefers to make it as hard as possible to survive. i managed to run fairly far away from the worldspawn and reach an area that looked relatively normal and uninhabited so i dug a small underground bunker at the bottom of the world and planted a couple farms and logged out. i kind of forgot about it after that and didn’t log back in until i randomly remembered the server existed again in march of 2015 and decided to see if my little bunker was still there which is when i discovered that it was and saw this REALLY good sign somebody had left after discovering it

at that time in 2015 i just kind of laughed and took that screenshot and explored my bunker a bit and saw that people had come and destroyed the farms i had built and holed up the entrance to my bunker but otherwise left it in tact, which made me pretty proud. i logged out and forgot about the server again until just now (august of 2017) when i logged back in again. my bunker was pretty much the same as in 2015 except that funny sign had been removed by someone. i didn’t go back up to the surface when i had logged in in 2015, so decided to dig myself back up and see what it was like

when i originally dug down in this area in 2012, it just looked like any other naturally generated tundra/forest biome in minecraft. what i found when i came back up to the surface just now five years later was a strange massive manmade cobblestone structure and several giant fountains of lava. there weren’t any other players nearby. someone had spawned four withers nearby which seemed to (thankfully) be stuck in a ditch like area and were just blowing shit up indefinitely. i wandered around and found another underground base near mine which happened to have some melons growing in it, so i took a few to resupply the melons in my griefed farm. i got a bit lost but finally found the hole leading back to my bunker and buried myself again and planted my melon seeds. i can hear the wither explosions from my bunker now, which is kind of worrying. i don’t really feel like doing anything else in here so maybe i’ll log back in and 2020 and see if my little bunker with the melons is still there then

[picsthatmakeyougohrrm]

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[spencprince]

should i make a side blog just for minecraft?

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[the-minecraft-funnies]

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[bean-wrld]

Flatliner

[minecraft]

“mineblr what does this taste like”

— Every minecraft blog wanting a lot of notes for a low amount of effort

[herobrinebf]

mineblr what does this post taste like

[minecraft]

Tastes like bittersweet sour apple of uncomfortable truth if you ask me

[gothicminecraft]

[minecraft]

thing i would love: living in minecraft

thing i would not love: living in minecraft on anything but peaceful mode

[minecraft]

360 degrees spin n’ i slap yo face so hard with this enchanted axe i make u go OOF and ur whole screen turns blood red you lil rat bitch yeah turn it up lads turn it the fuck up we in here. BOW DOWN to the allllmightyyyy savage diamond warriors we run this block hahahahahahh ahahhahaha woooowwww

[kiokesu]

Bucket~!

Hey uh.. slime.. ive been working on this for a few hours I know its a bit late but uhm…. Dm me for the download link.. i tried really hard

(bucket belongs to @gay-slime )

[gay-slime]

THIS SUSHEUDUEHEIDJENDJEJEIJEKRJRMRNF

[gay-slime]

[lunagaron]

Creeper, 🆘❌ oh man 👋😔

So way back in the mine, ⛏💎 got our pickaxe swingin’ from side to side, 😩side, 🤗😱 side to side🤑

This task a grueling one, 🤠😠hope to find some diamonds tonight, 🤪💎night, 🌑✨ night, 🌌diamonds 🔮⛏tonight🌠✋🤤

Heads up 😳

You hear a sound, turn around and look up 😨😭

Total shock fills your body 😬😳🤞

Oh no it’s you again, 👌😔 I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes 👀💀👀

Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s tryin’ to steal all your stuff again ✋🤠 😔🔥

Cause baby tonight, 😘💯 you grab your pick shovel and bolt again,⛏🔧😎✌ bolt again, gain🤣😁

And run, run 😩😩😩 until it’s done, ✅👊✅done, until the sun comes up in the morn'🌞☀️😋

Cause baby tonight, 🤩😂the creeper’s tryin’ to steal all your stuff again,😱💀🧟‍♂️ stuff again, gain🙅‍♂️😠😩

Just when you think you’re safe,😑🤕 over here some hissing from right behind, 😵😮right, right behind🤬🤯😭

That’s a nice life you have,👀🤢👹 shame it’s got to end at this time, time, time, time, time, time, time😈☠️👻

Blows up, 💣🤯and your health bar drops and you could use a 1-up❣️❤️

Get inside don’t be tardy⏰⌛️

So now you’re stuck in there,😔😵 half a heart is left but don’t die, die, die, die, die, die🖤⚔️⚒🔪

Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s tryin’ to steal all your stuff again😈👌👊

Cause baby tonight, grab your pick shovel and bolt again, bolt again, gain⛏🔪😔👏

And run, run until it’s done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'😜🌄

Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s tryin’ to steal all your stuff again, stuff again, gain🧟‍♂️🙏💪

Ha, Creepers, ya mine😼

Dig up diamonds, craft those diamonds, make some armor💎🤔😏

Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, mlg pro😎🔫💸

The sword’s made of diamonds, so come at me bro🗡💎🗡💪😜

Ha, training in your room under the torch light🔥🤦‍♀️

Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight💪🤤👉

Every single day in the whole night🗣👋

Creeper’s out prowlin’, 👀(Whoo), 😏alright👌

Look at me, look at you👀😔👀😏

Take my revenge that’s what I’m gonna do🤠😈👍

I’m a warrior baby, what else is new😋🧙‍♂️🤷‍♀️

And my blade’s gonna tear through you😼🗡

Bring it✌️😤

Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s tryin’ to steal all your stuff again. (Get your Stuff)😵🤢😠

Yea, let’s take back the world🤭🤠🤜

Yea baby tonight, grab your sword armor and go. (It’s on)💆‍♂️👕⚔️

Take your revenge. (Whoo)💪😎👍

Ohh so fight, fight, like it’s the last, last night of your life, life show them your bite. (Whoo)🔥😔👌🔥

Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s tryin’ to steal all your stuff again👏👏🤢

Cause baby tonight, grab your pick shovel and bolt again, bolt again, gain 👀👌

And run, run until it’s done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'🌄🧘‍♀️🌤

Cause baby tonight, the creeper’s tryin’ to steal all your stuff again, stuff again, gain🐸🤠👏👏👏

[gay-slime]

To say I took liberties with this one is a severe understatement