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gameraboy

kelsium

#this is the weirdest year

slavery

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

cadaverofdays

cindymayweather-deactivated2019

kit-harington

Deadpool - deleted scenes.

animalrates

baby animals here

urgeddd

teacher: so who should i call on next

me:

noobtheloser

Behold the Savagery of Combat. GROTESQUE. New Behind-the-GIFs every Tues-Thurs on LINE Webtoons. and the best subreddit in existence.

deepinmyb0nes-blog

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

storeboughtisfine

buddy does not know

thecutestofthecute

This is the greatest video on tumblr

iraffiruse

thebabyanimals

cuntsciousness

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.