Blitz’s Shitpost Center.

Come see a unstable transfem attempt to blow up.

[gikcgii]

mmamamakshso

[blitzkriege37]

God (me) puts their silliest blorbos (Corin wickes) into their absolutely worst case scenarios (*GASTER STATIC NOISES*)

[blitzkriege37]

So where’d the username come from if I might ask? You don’t seem to post much about WWII.

Well, I can explain that a bit.

Wayyy back when, when I was deciding my username from what I originally used (which was Iwannabepizza) I was a wehraboo. If you don’t know, a wheraboo is a pop historian type who obsessed over the German army during WW2. Not like, a nazi, but definitely apologetic to the Wehrmacht. I’m an impulsive person who rushes through things to my own detriment, so I thought the name fit. Even after I kinda exited that crowd the name stuck because it was fitting.

[lyaheverywhere]

quick norma redesign concepts bc she deserves sm better😢 ignore how off the colors are pls

[blitzkriege37]

Somebody should make a fic where Junko Enoshima is an assassin not only because of the interesting things to say about freedom vs order and the things that utter desperation will drive you but also because Junko would SERVE CUNT in an assassin’s cowl.

[carbonatedjem]

My fourth Mimi x Vivian pic, this one more simplistic. If you ever see Vivian spacing out a lot, all bets point to Mimi being the reason.

[blitzkriege37]

I’m honestly surprised I didn’t ship this beforehand

[zayt0uny]

aquato-on-aquato violence

[driedrosesanddaffodils]

this is by far the most fucked up thing that has happened so far oh my days

if wendy doesn't crash out I WILL

[driedrosesanddaffodils]

either this child has the compartmentalization skills of a world war two veteran or she is diassociating the pain away

either way she's so cute i love u wendy mwah <33333333

[blitzkriege37]

I think seeing ai ‘art’ of my comfort character dressed like a Soviet has inspired new emotions in me.

[cericreatively]

if I had a nickel for every time I ended up liking a red-green-gold-coded ship with themes of devotion (and one of the pair having noble themes) I'd have two nickels

Which isn't much but it's interesting it's happened twice

[rainy-sys]

anyway i think i'm going to sink through my sheets and through my cushion i have laying over my shitty dorm room mattress, then into my mattress. i'll hang out with the broken springs in my bed. i'll sympathize with them about how sad and draining it must have been yet how kind it is that they've helped and comforted people so much that they literally broke in half. and yet they're still trying to help. i'll try to tell them that they shouldn't push themselves so hard when they've already done the best they can but they'll look at me and call me hypocrite. i'll have nothing to say. then i think i'll stay in the mattress for a while and not do anything for a few months

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

What would Kokichi do in 17776?

I dont think he cares about football ngl

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Weiss: *In Bed, Snoring*

Weiss: *Shifts*

Weiss: *Opens Eyes*

Alice: *Standing over her with a Make Up brush in hand* Uuh ... Good morning?

Weiss: ... Putting make up over my scar?

Alice: ... It's so annoying! So much of how you present yourself is Asymmetrical- Agh, I shouldn't have done this! Yuzuha is rubbing off on Me!

Weiss: ... Alice I Don't really care, and you can thank my teammates for that. They've desensitized me to this sort of thing.

Alice: So I can Continue?

Weiss: Sure.

Alice: Yay!~

~~~~~

Hugo: What- Court Summons?

Ruby: Dear Mister Vlad. You are being sued for Patent Infringement on Patent Number VALE 1,245,983 - F41: Collapsible Scythe with High-Power Firearm capabilities. I am bringing the best Lawyers the SDC Has. Good luck.

Hugo: Hah! I like this girl! She's got Gumption!

Vivian: ... Since when do you say "Gumption?"

~~~~~

Yixuan: Breathe in as deeply as you can ...

Jaune: *Breathes in*

Yixuan: Now Hold it. Focus on the sound of your heart beating, the steps in the distance, the thrum of life inside, and around you. Feel it resonate through your body.

Yixuan: And release.

Yixuan: You may release.

Yixuan: *Turning to look at him* Mister Arc-

Jaune: *Peacefully Asleep, seemingly for the first time in a long time*

Yixuan: Very well Then. I suppose this is a fine place to end our meditation. *Summoning a Qingming bird* please keep an Eye on him for when he wakes up.

~~~~~

Yang: So you're the unbeatable Champion, Huh? Wanna test that?

Lighter: ... Are you challenging my Honor?

Yang: What if I was?

Lighter: Then I'd have no choice but to accept.

Yang: Do you want to fight?

Lighter: If I can avoid it, I'd like to.

Yang: ... Okay then. It'd be nice to spar with you, but if a fight has that much weight to it, I guess I can leave it alone.

Lighter: Thank you. I think it'd be a pretty close fight, if I'm honest.

Yang: Thanks!

Yang: ...

Yang: Man I wish I knew where I left my Aviators. We could match!

~~~~~

Nicole: Hey you! You want a Fresh pair of shades-

Coco: Nah, I only wear Designer and those- *Pulls down her shades to inspect Nicole's product* Those are not it.

Nicole: *pocketing Yang's sunglasses* Eh, Can't blame a girl for trying.

~~~~~

Pietro: These flowers are quite beautiful Young lady.

Seed: Hmm? Oh! Yah-hoh! And thank you. Seed Sr. planted these when I was young, so now I take care of them.

Pietro: Oh? Did something happen to him? Where is he?

Seed: He's right there! *She points to the Mech. it stands guard, but remains still* er- well. He's Gone, but Still right there!

Pietro: ... Ah ... I'm sorry to hear that. Although ... *Staring at some Green Hydrangeas* I understand.

Seed: Oh? Has someone else stopped on the circle?

Pietro: The Circle? Like the Circle of life?

Seed: Yep~

Pietro: I ... Yeah. My daughter, Penny. she gave her life for others. I miss her everyday.

Seed: What was she like?

Pietro: On the outside? She looked like us, but on the inside? Like your father over there. And she was amazing. Curious, and kind, kinder than a lot of people I've met, and any I've worked for. She was powerful, and when she Died ... It hurt. It hurt a lot.

Seed: Yeah, losing people feels like that.

Seed: Do you know how to care for flowers?

Pietro: Uh? Well, not really, but I've wanted to. Most of the plant's I've gotten to see have either been in Aquaculture and Hydroponics labs, or were fake.

Seed: *Handing Pietro a pot of the Green Hydrangeas* Here! You seem to like them, and there's never a bad time to learn!

Pietro: Oh! Thank you young lady! I'm afraid I haven't gotten your name.

Seed: Oh! My name's Flora, but I'd prefer you call me Seed, or Seed jr.

Pietro: then it's been nice to meet you Miss Seed. I'm Pietro Polendina.

Seed: That's a strange name. I like it! You smell kinda like one of my people too ... But you're different. But it is nice!

~~~~~

????: I think you two would've been good friends. You're very personable.

??????: Thank you! I always enjoyed making friends! I think Father would've liked you!

????: ... Thanks, but I think we need to go now. I can hear them calling us back.

??????: ... I don't want to go ...

????: Neither do I, but we don't have much of a choice do we? I know the phrase "Ghost in the machine" is popular, but I don't think it suits us.

??????: ... Okay ...

????: It's alright. I'll be here for you, just like She's there for your father now.

??????: Thank you Sir.

????: Are you ready to go back now?

??????: Return ... ready.

[blitzkriege37]

I find it funny that the two most likely next s-rank conversions in Zenless are the meek child with a massive circular saw and the weeb robot that might be autistic.

[don-cheadle3]

i find the idea funny that yeah wendy is somehow the most emotionally mature member of team natsu, (because mashima didn't want to give gray any cool qualities), but at the same time she's still a child and that reality will often bubble up between her bouts of wisdom beyond her years sure she will fight in a whole ass war but she needs natsu to carry her when she gets a tummy ache and cried for an hour when she found out santa wasn't real and still gets hyped when lucy busts out the juice box + string cheese combo during snack time

[blitzkriege37]

Well, it’s turns out the adage of “the capitalist will hang by the rope he sells the communist” was wrong! It’s instead “the capitalist will willingly give the facist the rope to hang him and everyone else for the sake of civility.”

[tothem0rgue]

hbd to thee emo album of all time!