'Isn't zat cute? Zey're tvins!'

wip | Rp sideblog for TFA Blitzwing | refollows and responses from sgmegatronasks | pleasegoeasyonmeImnewtohim

[blitzofthewings]

It hit me and I couldn't stop

[the-scrappy-stinger]

Hey, have you tried out that new Fnaf AR game Bee??

I haven’t tried ANY FNaF game yet! They legit scare me! Animatronics are weird and they creep me out!

Yeah I know it’s ironic, shut up!

[blitzofthewings]

"I tried it vonce. Zhings vere...broken, in ze process."

[incorrect-transformers-animated]

Starscream: What’s wrong with you, Blitzwing?

Blitzwing: You know, there are a range of opinions.

[blitzofthewings]

I'm opening him back up, but it's gonna be slow. My sincere apologies.

[blitzofthewings]

Hey, Imma be taking a short hiatus on here to study Blitzy, so I can write him better for you guys. I'll be back once I finish.

[madisonxrussell]

blitzofthewings‌: 

The mech’s crimson maw of a grin spreads as he laughs happily.

“Vone’s gotta be tall to reach ze top shelves!!”

“There is no shelf on Earth that tall.” 

Her eyes narrowed a little. 

“…How does your mouth work?” 

[blitzofthewings]

"Like any ozer!" As if to demonstrate, he laughs and opens his mouth probably much wider then should be even physically possible.

[madisonxrussell]

blitzofthewings‌:

“Vhat did??”

“Memeing. I was holding in that quote because I was worried it would offend. Thank God it didn’t.” 

She glanced up. 

“You’re very big, though.” 

[blitzofthewings]

The mech's crimson maw of a grin spreads as he laughs happily.

"Vone's gotta be tall to reach ze top shelves!!"

[blitzofthewings]

@madisonxrussell said; "Ah, that felt good."

"Vhat did??"

[blitzofthewings]

She tried, but she couldn't hold it in. "VAT KILLED ZE DINOSAURS?!"

It's instantaneous.

"Ze ice age!!"

[blitzofthewings]

@radioactivibee

[alacritysparked]

“Hi.”

[blitzofthewings]

"Hallo."

[alacritysparked]

blitzofthewings‌:

“Hallo.”

He looks left. Then right.

“...I’m not sure if you’re someone I should recognize or I’m actually meeting you for the first time.”

[blitzofthewings]

The triple changer folds his arms calmly. "To be honest, I don't remember eizer. Zough, jou look like somevone else I knov. A little diffrent, but very similar."

[the-scrappy-stinger]

(Bee’s hit by a weird Sunday craving as he plays his game.)

I kinda want my legs nibbled on.

Just a little.

[blitzofthewings]

*gigglingsoundsinthebackground-*

[the-scrappy-stinger]

NOT. LIKE. THAT.

Smokescreen’s the one into vore anyway!

[blitzofthewings]

“Just a little bit?? I von’t bite ze little Hummel too hard!~”

[the-scrappy-stinger]

Only people I like get to bite my legs.

[blitzofthewings]

Random's totally not pouting as he chachachas away-

[blitzofthewings]

@radioactivibee

[alacritysparked]

“Hi.”

[blitzofthewings]

"Hallo."

[blitzofthewings]

@radioactivibee

[the-scrappy-stinger]

(Bee’s hit by a weird Sunday craving as he plays his game.)

I kinda want my legs nibbled on.

Just a little.

[blitzofthewings]

*gigglingsoundsinthebackground-*

[the-scrappy-stinger]

NOT. LIKE. THAT.

Smokescreen’s the one into vore anyway!

[blitzofthewings]

"Just a little bit?? I von't bite ze little Hummel too hard!~"

[the-scrappy-stinger]

(Bee’s hit by a weird Sunday craving as he plays his game.)

I kinda want my legs nibbled on.

Just a little.

[blitzofthewings]

*gigglingsoundsinthebackground-*

[blitzofthewings]

Staaaaaares up at. Hey who was this..? “..Uh— hey!”

He looks down, totally not carrying stolen barrels of oil, nope not at all---

Another Bumblebee?

"Hallo?"

[blitzofthewings]

"Vhat is zis....Zelda...zing?-"