Jet, Tank, Messed up Jack O'Lantern

I'll express myself in SONG!!! Serious M!A: None {BFFG Crack Rp}

[blitzywings]

Does anyone want to hear about the the time I got in a fight with a crane

[blitzywings]

Vhere iz Sentinel? I need mein gym buddy fur P.E.

Das ist kinda gay, bruder~

ES IST NICHT! Du bist ein dummkopf

*GASP* I feel so hurt! I may even cry~

Go bozher Icy.

Nah, he's not as fun to bozher as du are!!

*Incoherent angry growling

[megacron-blog]

puts on reading glasses and flips through some papers idly

[blitzywings]

*knocks on the door and walks in*

Ehem....Herr Megatron? I'm Icy Blitzving...I'm your assistant zhis year?

*spots you*

Eheh...heh....

[blitzywings]

Alright, Hothead, Random, please behave in classes zhis year? Looking at du in particular, Random.

Don't vorry!! I SEE vhat you're saying Icy AHAHAHA!!

If you don't, I'll report du to Mutter.

No fun....

Don't vorry, bruder, I vill keep him in check!

Rrrright.....just...don't ruin zhis..

[blitzywings]

Icy hothead and random for the event!!!!!

[blitzywings]

*Poof no more M!A*

v-vhat did I, oh, my processor…

VAIT

OH SLAG VHAT DID I DO

[megacron-blog]

oh yes. what did blitzwing do wrong THIS time?

[blitzywings]

Scheiße Scheiße Scheiße

(I'm slagged ahaha....)

I'm so sorry Mein Lord, a zhousand apologies could not rectify vhat I have done, but please forgive me.

I don't know vhat made me like how I vas but please understand zhat I vould never say or do zhat if I had been in my right mind

Please Mein Lord, forgive me.

[blitzywings]

First off, Blitzy will become three people, the triplets. I didn't like how I handled his multiple faces in past event so I thought this would be the easiest and most entertaining! They'll be older, about 20 and senior exchange students from Germany. Icy is straight A's, perfect academic student, who has earned all his credits already and spends the whole day as a TA for Mister Megatron, though sometimes he checks on his brothers. Hothead is a moderate student, with a B average except in P.E and ROTC, where he is the model student. He's quite interested in Politics and History, though they're a bit too wordy for his tastes. On a side note, he's a huge mommas boy, so if you insult her, watch out. Random is.....well, not his brothers. He's the class clown and a minor delinquent wrapped up in a young innocent looking face that you want to hug...but you'll end up 'losing' your wallet, watch, homework, things like that. Random also likes to prank people, going from harmless to down right humiliating.

[blitzywings]

*Poof no more M!A* v-vhat did I, oh, my processor... VAIT OH SLAG VHAT DID I DO

[blitzywings]

-

IM NOT A NERD, ZIS IS A MAGNIFICATION EYE, NOT GLASSES

*Pew pew pew, ice blast*

[sentinelprimeofficial-blog]

nah, ur still a nerd, NERD

[tries to dodge, gets one of his arms frozen]

well SHIT.

[aIMS A punCH with his free servos in the middle of ur face]

[blitzywings]

HAHAH-

*Screeches loudly as the servos makes contact*

YOU SACK OF SCRAP!

*Uppercuts ur chin and tackles u*

[sentinelprimeofficial-blog]

iM GONNA POund yoU INTO SHEEt mETal u weird little DUde

[PinS u to the floor and punches u repeatedly in the face]

[blitzywings]

*Growls and struggles but helps when his monocle is hit and crunch is heard*

*Shoves u off and clutched the left side of his face*

Disgusting bot, you cracked...my optic...

*He whimpers as he moves his hand from his face, his optic most obviously cracked and hanging loosely in its optical socket*

[megacron-blog]

blitzywings replied to your post:what is blitzwing doing with his life

VHAT ARE DU DOING MEGATRON.

good question

but at least im not sITTing at a bar getting drunk off my aft like some lowliFE rogue

[blitzywings]

LIsten Mein Lord

I have a good...

[blitzywings]

*Coughs and splutters, vents whirring. Coolant begins to collect at the corner of his optic.*

D-du forget, Mein Lord, before ve are Decepticons, ve are Cybertronians. Not all of us can be zhe unfeeling leader such as du. Not all of us are successful warlords...

*Pauses and coughs again, servo rubbing his throat as he chuckles and switches faces*

Some of us are glitches...mistakes. I vasn't suppose to be created du know...Blackarachnia made a little error and now here I am...

You asked me if I had any dignity....Zhe truzh...no I don't. I'm a glitch who vants to have everyzhing because I vas suppose to be nozhing.

You're right about a lot of zhings, but zhe part about me being garbage? Zhat part...is completely und utterly true.

I'm sorry Mein Lord. From zhe bottom of my spark I am. But my vords have no vorzh, even if I apologized fur zhe rest of my miserable existence. I'll leave if du bid it.

[blitzywings]

-

*lowers shoulder cannons*

How bout down, you stupid chin-bot

[sentinelprimeofficial-blog]

[blitzywings]

IM NOT A NERD, ZIS IS A MAGNIFICATION EYE, NOT GLASSES

*Pew pew pew, ice blast*

[sentinelprimeofficial-blog]

nah, ur still a nerd, NERD

[tries to dodge, gets one of his arms frozen]

well SHIT.

[aIMS A punCH with his free servos in the middle of ur face]

[blitzywings]

HAHAH-

*Screeches loudly as the servos makes contact*

YOU SACK OF SCRAP!

*Uppercuts ur chin and tackles u*

[megacron-blog]

blitzywings replied to your post:what is  blitzwing doing with his life

VHAT ARE DU DOING MEGATRON.

good question

but at least im not sITTing  at a bar getting drunk off my aft like some lowliFE rogue

[blitzywings]

LIsten Mein Lord

I have a good fragging reason.

I have to put up vizh your passive-aggressive flirting, along vizh you flirting vizh every other bot in zhis place!!!

Oh no but I'm zhe only vone who you'll put up vizh you right? I mean, who else vould let you DENT zheir neck by choking zhem und stick vizh du???

So don't be surprised I'm drinking, be surprised it took me zhis long to depend on it.

[blitzywings]

Who vants to fight!!

I’ll beat your aft so bad, you’ll be picking pieces of yourself off zhe ground for VEEKS!!!!!

*hic*

[thisarejustbussins-deactivated2]

someone’s had a little too much

[blitzywings]

Shhhhut your fragging mouzh du slimy salesbot.

I haven’t had anyzhing sooo HA!

[thisarejustbussins-deactivated2]

oh blitzy, you WOUND me.

but hey— you’re looking for a fight, huh?

how about i give you a little something to make sure the odds always curve in your favor?

[blitzywings]

.....

*Narrows optics suspiciously*

How about I freeze all your money instead und du have cold hard cash instead?

Or I beat du up as vell?

[blitzywings]

Who vants to fight!!

I’ll beat your aft so bad, you’ll be picking pieces of yourself off zhe ground for VEEKS!!!!!

*hic*

[sentinelprimeofficial-blog]

alRight

put em up buddy

[blitzywings]

*lowers shoulder cannons*

How bout down, you stupid chin-bot

[sentinelprimeofficial-blog]

[blitzywings]

IM NOT A NERD, ZIS IS A MAGNIFICATION EYE, NOT GLASSES

*Pew pew pew, ice blast*

[blitzywings]

Who vants to fight!!

I’ll beat your aft so bad, you’ll be picking pieces of yourself off zhe ground for VEEKS!!!!!

*hic*

[sentinelprimeofficial-blog]

alRight

put em up buddy

[blitzywings]

*lowers shoulder cannons*

How bout down, you stupid chin-bot

[blitzywings]

Who vants to fight!!

I’ll beat your aft so bad, you’ll be picking pieces of yourself off zhe ground for VEEKS!!!!!

*hic*

[thisarejustbussins-deactivated2]

someone’s had a little too much

[blitzywings]

Shhhhut your fragging mouzh du slimy salesbot.

I haven't had anyzhing sooo HA!

[blitzywings]

Who vants to fight!! I'll beat your aft so bad, you'll be picking pieces of yourself off zhe ground for VEEKS!!!!! *hic*