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A Chess Game Gone Wrong, Renaud de Montauban — Loyset Liédet
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.
Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the
PLEASE read this
bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart
damn
HE LEFT
????
oh my god
KILL HIM
he is DONE.
HELP ME .
wow. ok.
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
doing a reread now this is so cunty
goddamn .
fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.
how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar
Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
Drift has nice thighs
I think he should sit on Ratchets face
Me think so too
MINORS DON’T READ THIS THANKS
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The hab-suite was quiet, the soft hum of the Lost Light's engines a distant lullaby beyond its walls.
Ratchet lay back against the headboard, his optics half-lidded as he watched Drift settle beside him.
“You're thinking too loudly.” Ratchet murmured. “I can practically hear your processor cycling from here.”
Drift's optics flickered, a faint flush spreading across his faceplates.
“I'm not thinking about anything.”
Ratchet huffed a quiet laugh.
“Liar.”
He reached out, letting his digits brush lightly against Drift's thigh.
“I've been asking you for cycles, and every time you find a way to change the subject.” His gaze softened. “What's holding you back?”
Drift's vents cycled slowly.
His gaze drifted over Ratchet's faceplate, lingering on the way the dim light caught the white of his plating and the quiet intensity of his bright blue optics.
“It's... vulnerable.” He admitted at last. “To be that exposed. To have you... there.”
“I know.”
Ratchet's voice softened even further.
He slipped an arm around Drift's waist and gently drew him closer until he was straddling his lap.
“That's exactly why I want it.” One of his servos came up to rest against Drift's cheek. “I want every part of you, Drift.” A small smile tugged at the corners of his mouth.
“The warrior.”
His thumb stroked lightly across Drift's faceplate.
“The spiritual mech.”
Their optics met.
“And the mech who trusts me enough to let himself be that vulnerable with me.”
He slid his servos slowly up Drift's thighs, his grip firm against the smooth plating.
“I want to taste you.” He murmured. “I want to hold your thighs open and worship you until you can't even remember your own designation.”
Drift's faceplates burned a deeper shade of blue.
His servos came to rest against Ratchet's chassis, his digits curling instinctively against the plating.
“You really want that?”
“I've wanted it for cycles.” Ratchet admitted without hesitation. “I love your frame, Drift. I love the way you move; I love the sounds you make. I want to lose myself in you until you've completely fallen apart beneath my glossa.”
Drift's vents hitched.
He looked down at Ratchet, meeting the raw hunger in those bright blue optics, and felt the last of his hesitation quietly melt away.
“Okay.”
Ratchet's grip tightened ever so slightly around his thighs.
“Good.” His voice was barely above a whisper. “Come here.”
He shifted until he was lying flat against the berth, his helm sinking into the pillow.
Drift moved carefully into position, supporting himself on his servos and knees above Ratchet’s faceplate. The heat of his valve was palpable, radiating down against Ratchet's faceplates. The scent of his lubricant, clean and sweet, filled Ratchet's olfactory sensors.
“Lower.” Ratchet murmured, his voice slightly muffled. “I want you sitting right over my intake. I want to feel you.”
Drift lowered himself slowly, his valve brushing against Ratchet's mouth.
The first contact sent a jolt through both of them. Ratchet's servos shot up immediately, gripping Drift's thighs, his digits digging into the plating.
“Perfect.” Ratchet murmured against the warm mesh of his valve. “You're perfect.”
He opened his intake and pressed his glossa flat against the length of Drift's valve. He licked upward, a slow, deliberate stroke that parted the folds and ended with a flick against his node.
The taste of him exploded on Ratchet's glossa; clean, metallic, uniquely Drift.
Drift gasped, his entire frame tensing.
His servos clenched the berth sheets beneath him as another involuntary tremor ran through his systems.
“Ratchet...”
The medic answered only with another low groan, his grip tightening just enough to steady Drift without restraining him.
He did it again, another long, slow lick, this time tracing the rim of his valve, teasing the entrance. His glossa dipped inside, just the tip, tasting the slick heat within.
The taste was intoxicating; Ratchet's servos tightened on Drift's thighs, holding him steady. He could feel the powerful frame of his partner's legs trembling under his grip. The vulnerability of the position, the trust it required, made Ratchet's spark burn with fierce affection.
He drew his glossa back, letting his attention settle on Drift's anterior node.
With slow, deliberate movements, he circled it with the tip of his glossa, feeling it stiffen beneath the gentle attention. Drift's vents cycled in ragged bursts, his frame rocking helplessly as his hips pressed down against Ratchet's face.
“That's it,” Ratchet hummed, the vibration resonating through Drift's sensitive plating. “Use me. Take what you need.”
He lavished the node with slow, unhurried strokes before drawing it gently into his intake, teasing it between his dermas.
Drift cried out, the sound breaking apart into a desperate gasp as his hips jerked forward.
“Ratchet, please...”
“Please, what?” Ratchet asked, pulling back just enough to speak.
He pressed a lingering kiss to the inside of Drift's thigh, his bright blue optics never leaving the glistening valve before him.
“Tell me what you want.”
“I want...” Drift's vents hitched sharply. “I want you to keep going. I want to feel your glossa inside me. Please.”
A smile tugged at the corners of Ratchet's mouth against Drift's thigh.
“That's exactly what I wanted to hear.”
He dived back in, his glossa plunging deep into Drift's valve, savoring the warmth that enveloped it. The sensitive mesh of Drift's channel tightened around him, fluttering with every movement.
Ratchet worked his glossa in and out, fucking him with his mouth, his servos never leaving Drift's thighs. He kept them spread, holding him steady while his thumbs traced slow, reassuring circles along the inner plating; a gentle contrast to the intensity of what he was doing.
He could taste Drift's growing arousal, the lubricant steadily building with every passing moment.
Drawing his glossa back, he swept it along the length of Drift's valve before slipping inside again, eager to savor every reaction.
He wanted to memorize him.
The way Drift responded beneath him.
The way his frame welcomed every touch.
The way trust and desire had become impossible to tell apart.
Above him, Drift's frame trembled uncontrollably. His vents cycled in desperate, uneven bursts as his servos abandoned the berth sheets in favor of Ratchet's helm, his digits curling instinctively around his chevron.
“Ratchet, I'm close. I'm so close.”
Ratchet's servos tightened on his thighs, pulling him down harder against his face.
His glossa curled inside Drift's valve, pressing against the sensitive mesh of his inner wall.
“Overload for me.” Ratchet growled against his valve. “I want to taste you. I want to feel you fall apart.”
Drift's overload crashed over him like a wave.
His entire frame arched, a cry of pure pleasure escaping his vocalizer as every circuit seemed to ignite at once, his valve clamping down hard around Ratchet's glossa.
Hot transfluid spilled over his glossa, flooding his intake. Ratchet groaned, drinking it down, his glossa working frantically, lapping at the clenching mesh, drawing out every last drop.
He didn't stop there. He kept his glossa moving, licking at the sensitive node, coaxing aftershocks that made Drift whimper and buck against his face again.
“One more.” Ratchet murmured, his voice rough with affection. “Give me one more.”
He pushed his glossa deep again, curling it against the sensitive mesh of his valve's inner wall. His servo on Drift's thighs tightened, pulling him down harder against his face.
The stimulation was too much.
Drift's second overload followed quickly, this one just as intense, his transfluid spilling again into Ratchet's waiting intake.
Ratchet finally pulled away, his faceplate slick with Drift's fluids.
He pressed a series of soft, reverent kisses to the inside of Drift's thighs, his servos still holding him, still stroking the heated plating.
“Come here.”
He said quietly.
Drift collapsed beside him, his frame limp and trembling. Ratchet immediately gathered him into his arms.
He kissed Drift's helm, his cheek, his dermas, letting him taste himself on Ratchet's glossa.
“I love you.” Ratchet said, his bright blue optics filled with unmistakable affection. “I love every part of you; the way you move, the way you respond to me… the way you trust me.”
Drift looked back at him, his optics soft and warm.
“I love you too, Ratchet.”
A rare, genuine smile spread across Ratchet's faceplate.
He drew Drift even closer, burying his face in the crook of his neck and breathing in the familiar scent that had long since come to mean home.
He was content.
He was at peace.
And he was hopelessly, completely in love.
Long after Drift had fallen into recharge in his arms, Ratchet remained awake, absentmindedly tracing idle patterns across the plating of his thighs and pressing the occasional gentle kiss to the warm metal.
Watching over him like that didn't feel like a duty.
It felt like a privilege.
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Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy
Damn, that's useful
Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!
tags by @gallusrostromegalus
OH HELL THE FUCK YES
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
Hello Mercury! I'm sending a smut writing request proposition mwehehe. I don't think I ever saw a top Ratchet in your fics even though I melt every time I read about him in your work (how dare you make him hot KSKSKSH). For once, let's have Drift being taken care of, either as bots or humans, or both! 💞
Take care and thank you for sharing your fics with us!
Aaahh thank you so much! I'm really happy you enjoy my work and that I managed to write a hot Ratchet eheheh
I actually wrote a top Ratchet fic ages ago, but don't read it lmao It's old and neither the story nor the writing is anything special uuughhh
I did get a few requests for top Ratchet on Tumblr though! And I'm more than happy to write him that way again because Drift absolutely deserves to be taken care of 🙂↕️
I hope you enjoy this one! Thank you so much for the request and take care ❤️
MINORS DON’T READ THANK YOU
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“You've been doing it all evening.” Ratchet said as they stepped outside Swerve's, having waited patiently for Drift to emerge. He hadn't had to wait long.
“Doing what?” The swordsmech asked with a calm, disarmingly innocent smile, though his optics gleamed with that unmistakably hungry look Ratchet had learned to recognize all too well.
“You know exactly what.”
Ratchet's voice dropped as he stepped closer.
Drift didn't retreat.
If anything, the curiosity in his expression only deepened.
“Oh, really?” He replied smoothly. “I'm afraid you'll have to enlighten me, doc, because I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.”
His voice was as smooth as velvet, sending an involuntary shiver down Ratchet's back strut.
“So you don't remember the way you were looking at me all evening?”
By now, they were standing so close that only a few centimeters separated them.
“How was I looking at you?”
Drift asked, his smile widening ever so slightly.
“Like you couldn't wait to devour me.”
Ratchet's servo settled against Drift's hip; not to restrain him, but simply to feel him there.
The faint tremor that rippled through Drift's frame beneath his touch didn't escape him.
And, to Ratchet's quiet satisfaction, neither did he try to hide it.
“Mmh... perhaps.”
Drift murmured.
He drew a slow breath as Ratchet's servo slid from his hip, gliding over the plating of his abdomen before coming to rest against his chassis, directly above the casing that protected his spark.
“Perhaps?”
Ratchet echoed, his voice low.
It took every ounce of his self-control not to give in right there, in the middle of the corridor where anyone could walk by at any moment.
“My hab-suite is closer.” He murmured at last.
As he brushed his dermas against the edge of Drift's jaw, he felt the swordsmech shiver ever so slightly.
Drift didn't hesitate.
Without a single word, he fell into step beside Ratchet, following him without the slightest trace of doubt.
***
The walk to Ratchet's hab-suite was pure anticipation.
Neither of them spoke, yet the air between them felt thick with unspoken tension, charged like static that made every sensor in their plating hum. Every accidental brush of their shoulders, every fleeting graze of their servos, sent a spark racing through their frames like current between two live wires.
The moment the door hissed shut and locked behind them, whatever remained of their patience evaporated.
Ratchet barely gave Drift time to step fully inside before turning him around and pressing him firmly against the reinforced plating of the door.
The impact echoed through the small hab-suite with a solid thud.
Drift didn't so much as flinch; instead, a needy sound escaped him, and his optics brightened as they lifted to meet Ratchet's.
“Still pretending you don't know what I'm talking about?”
Ratchet's voice was little more than a rough murmur, stripped entirely of its usual clinical composure.
Drift answered by slipping his arms around Ratchet's neck and drawing him down into a kiss. Their glossa met in a bruising, desperate kiss. It wasn't a gentle exploration; it was a claim. Drift tasted of hunger and longing, his glossa sliding against Ratchet’s with a hunger that confirmed everything the medic had suspected at the bar.
Ratchet’s servos were everywhere; gripping Drift’s waist, sliding down to squeeze the plating of his aft, then rushing back up to frame his face.
He broke the kiss just long enough to trail hot, biting nips along the line of Drift's jaw and down to the sensitive cables of his neck.
“I've wanted this since the moment you walked into the bar.”
Ratchet murmured against his plating, his vents cycling faster.
Drift let out a shaky vent, his helm lolling back against the door.
“Then stop talking. Please.”
The plea was all Ratchet needed.
He shifted his weight, his servo sliding down to Drift's modesty panel. With a practiced flick, he triggered the release, and Drift’s spike snapped out; thick, rigid, and already leaking a steady stream of lubricant. Ratchet groaned at the sight of it, the sheer need radiating off the other mech making his own systems spike.
Ratchet stepped back just enough open his own panel, his own spike extending with a heavy thrum.
He didn't waste time with the berth; the urgency was too much.
He gripped Drift’s thighs, hoisting the swordsmech up, and Drift instinctively locked his legs around Ratchet’s waist, his plating scraping against the medic's as he sought more friction.
Ratchet guided his spike to Drift's entrance. His valve was already slick, pulsing in anticipation.
With one decisive, powerful thrust, Ratchet buried himself deep inside.
Drift’s optics flared wide, a loud, echoing cry escaping his vocalizer as he was filled completely. He arched his back, his digits digging into Ratchet’s shoulders.
The fit was perfect; tight, hot, and gripping. Ratchet let out a guttural sound, his forehelm resting against Drift's as he paused to let the swordsmech adjust to the sudden fullness.
“You're... so fragging tight.”
Ratchet rasped, his voice vibrating through both their frames.
“More.” Drift whimpered, his voice trembling. “Don't stop. Please, frag me.”
Ratchet began to move, pulling back until he was nearly out before slamming home again. The sound of their mesh colliding -a wet, rhythmic slapping- filled the hab-suite.
Each thrust was deep and deliberate, Ratchet driving his spike into the very depths of Drift's valve, hitting the sensitive internal nodes with brutal precision.
Drift was a mess of shivers and broken moans. He clung to Ratchet like a lifeline, his vents heaving in sync with the medic's.
Every time Ratchet bottomed out, Drift’s valve clenched violently around him, milking his spike and driving Ratchet closer to the edge.
“I love the way you look at me.” Ratchet groaned, his pace increasing, becoming more frantic. “The way you try to be so calm while you're burning up inside.”
“I can't- I can't be calm... when it's you.”
Drift gasped, his optics flickering.
Ratchet shifted his grip, pinning Drift’s wrists against the door above his helm, locking them there with one servo while the other supported his weight. He began to pound into Drift with raw passion, his hips snapping forward in a blur of motion.
The friction was intense, the heat building until it felt like their internal systems were going to melt.
Drift’s cries turned into rhythmic whimpers, his entire frame vibrating.
He was close, his spark pulsing wildly against his chassis.
“Ratchet-! I'm… I'm going to-”
“Do it.” Ratchet commanded, his own voice breaking. “Overload for me.”
With one final, deep thrust, Drift’s systems peaked.
His valve clamped down in a series of rhythmic contractions, and he overloaded; his own transfluid spraying across their joined hips.
The sensation of Drift’s release triggered Ratchet’s own; his spike pulsing as he flooded Drift’s internals with hot, thick jets of transfluid.
He slammed into him one last time, holding himself deep inside as they both shuddered through the aftershocks of their overload.
For several long minutes, the only sound in the room was the heavy, synchronized thrum of their vents. Ratchet didn't pull away; he kept Drift pinned to the door, his helm tucked into the crook of the swordsmech's neck, breathing in the scent of him.
Slowly, Ratchet slid out with a wet sound, the overflow of their combined fluids leaking down Drift's thighs.
He didn't let Drift drop, instead carrying him over to the berth and laying him down tenderly.
Ratchet climbed over him, his optics soft, filled with an affection he rarely showed anyone else.
He leaned down, pressing a gentle, lingering kiss to Drift's forehelm.
“You're a menace.” Ratchet whispered.
Drift smiled, a genuine, tired expression of contentment, and pulled the medic down for another kiss. “And you're wonderful.”
i saw someone say nobody needs to know what a .txt file is anymore. what the fuck is the world coming to
unironically i think we need to bring back computer labs because APPARENTLY some people WERENT taught basic computer literacy and internet safety in school
things about computers/the internet i think kids should be formally taught in schools because theyre important to know and the amount of soon to be grown adults i know who know NOTHING about any of these is quite frankly almost all of them (and resources to learn if you dont know these things, because its never to late to get better with computers)
how to troubleshoot by yourself when you have a technical problem
what common file types are
some very basics on how to use ""developer tools"" on your computer (because i cant think of a better way to refer to them) like task manager and command prompt (and their mac equivalents, terminal and activity monitor ofc)
how to read and understand a privacy policy and what your personal data is, as well as what it being collected actually means and steps you can take to keep it private
how to understand terms of service (hey. if you have trouble with reading legalese and worry about being able to understand these policies anyways, here's a site that gives basic summaries of privacy policies and ToS)
what a cookie actually is
internet privacy and your digital footprint!! seriously i dont know why we stopped teaching people that they shouldnt be putting their entire real identity online in a world where your online actions can ruin you irl
basic safety measures like antivirus software (and why you should use it or if the built in one on windows or mac is enough for you) and backing up your computer (also a mac guide)
common keyboard shortcuts (and on mac)
as an additional note: things i think everyone should know on computers and the internet but schools may bit hesitant to teach about for whatever moral/legal standards schools pretend to operate on
vpns and adblockers! (btw for most of these where you can pay for things im purposefully not recommending any specific software but seriously just use ublock origin for an adblocker)
how to not get a virus while pirating something
what a temporary email is and when to use one
red flags that you shouldn't trust a website (and how to quickly check the security of a site)
what javascript on a website does and how to disable it to get around paywalls
ok one last addition! if you want to take it one level higher, i think learning the very basics of at least one programming language is good for people. it makes computers less scary and it makes you feel very cool, and a lot of people get discouraged about it because it seems overly complicated and hard to learn outside a formal classroom setting, so heres some resources for learning the very basics of python (because i consider it the easiest language to learn and knowing one language will make it easier to learn others)
an online compiler so you dont need to download anything or worry about running code directly on your computer if that makes you nervous
a basic video guide to introduce you to python and walk you through beginner steps
a guide to some syntax and commands you should know (this was literally my lifeline in my first CS class)
some performance tasks to give you things to code to practice and assess yourself
dratchet in delphi
Never fear! Miko is here! Drift will be home safe in no time <3
The Rescue Pt. 1
What's this? Two art posts in one day after being dormant for months? Unheard of!
Anyway, here's Miko.
Last update for now! Please enjoy this gourmet cliffhanger, courtesy of yours truly huehuehue
Love, Death and Robots Season 2 (2021) - Snow In The Desert