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Reminding everyone again of Batman’s Aff His Nut by Robert Florence—the most poem ever.

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A Scots poem titled “Batman's Aff His Nut” that reads:

Batman's aff his nut Have you seen the way he cuts about Dressed up as a mad fucking bat Batterin guys I was lit at: “Mate I'm worried about ye I know your ma and da died But everybody's ma and da dies And we're no aw running about Hookin muggers and Kickin psychopaths in the baws.” And that was when Batman went “Aye, but do ye ever (word in italics) feel like it? Do you ever look at the world and (word in italics) feel like it? Like having a big mad base under your hoose? Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank? And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night? Scarin the fuckin (word in italics) shite oot of them?” And that was when I was lit at: “Aye. Fuck it. Ae dae.” And that's the Secret Origin of Robin and everybody else.

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If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

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Wow that's a really big pigeon!

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if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

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ouroborosorder

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

ouroborosorder

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.