body of a 19 year old, mind of a dad

winnie | ENTP | cis girl | Bro I Only Use Twitter. Stuck in yuri hell, permanent resident.

[winnietheperson]

two fe yuris

[winnietheperson]

on the 7th day God gave us korrasami 

[winnietheperson]

lowkey haven’t been on this hell website for 2 years but im cravin attention so have my first 6 days of femslash february

[chillanimebeats]

チルアニメビート / chillanimebeats

サウンドクラウド / soundcloud

[missmariefanart]

When you think of a good fanfic/drawing idea

[ncc-1337-deactivated20170924]

Hopefully Sulu being gay will mean that Lucasfilms will feel like they have to one up Star Trek and add more gay characters. A chain reaction of making every character LGBT+ just because of rivalry.  

[captaincrusher]

This is the space race we want.

[deluxetoaster]

okay, listen for a sec. We all know the “”“"American”“”“” Harry Potter universe houses are trash for many, many reasons. One of the reasons is that America is too big to have just one wizarding school where there are only 4 houses, right? so I propose that we in MA instead start sorting ourselves into these exclusive New England houses I made up as I wrote this post:

-Dunked Donut (those who are loyal to their ideals, strong-willed and hardworking but susceptible to black-and-white thinking)

-Duck Boat (those with a hunger for life experience, sharp and analytical but also impulsive and desperate for thrills)

-Lobster (those who are blue-blood types with a taste for power and the intelligence to lead effectively but tend to be overzealous and can’t appreciate the subtleties of teamwork)

-Murphy, they’re literally just the Dropkick Murphys we made a whole house for them and none of them even attend the school it’s just in case one of them shows up one day

[lufthexe]

Florida Houses:

-Sunburn

-Gator

-Pub sub

-Gun

[wittyandcharming]

California Houses: -In n Out

-Chili Peppers -Redwood

-Drought 

[petergatsbygreen]

Tennessee Houses:

-Mountain Dewds

-Cowboys without Horses

-Drunken Housewifes

-Dead Deer Collectors

[loracarol]

Oregon Houses:

- Sasquatch

- Dysentary

- Hippies

- Hipsters

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Missouri Houses:

-Tornados

-Corn

-Suburban Deer

-Mosquitos

[bloodyfrank]

New York Houses:

-Bacon, egg, and cheese

-Road Rage

-Constant Yelling

-Pizza

[elendraug]

Illinois Houses:

- Corn AND Soybeans

- Chicago

- Not Chicago

- Blagojevich

[offbeatmonochrome]

Georgia Houses - Waffle House - Ragged stone yard art - Giant Fucking Bug - Humidity

[finna-hallipinya]

Washington Houses -Rain house -Starbucks house -Traffic house -Too many trees house

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Maryland Houses as dictated by @q2qcomics

- NATTY BOH GO TERPS - Outside of DC - Old Bay - Civil War Battlefield

[beezelbubbles]

Texas Houses -HEB -Whataburger - High School Football - Austin, because God forbid anybody not mention fucking Austin.

[barbeauxbot]

Pennsylvania:

-Deer hunters -Steelers -Filthadelphia -Alabama in between

[violetcarlin]

Minnesota Houses:

- Hot Dish - Up North - Grey Duck - Prince

[middlemarching]

Alabama Houses: - Alabama (hates Auburn) - Auburn (hates Alabama) - Rockets (hates football) - Discount Florida (same beach, cheaper property values)

[mygoodrabbit]

Wisconsin houses:

- Cheddar

- Colby

- Pepperjack

- Deer (passionately hates cars)

[noordzee]

Maine houses:

-Bullmoose (know they’re smarter/cooler than everyone but don’t really brag about it) -[Better] Lobster (ahem) -Moxie (syrupy-sweet but then you realize what a bitter attitude they really have. you either love these guys or hate ‘em) -Blackfly (pure evil)

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[3little-kitten3]

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

[meloetta]

me:

mosquito: yikes

[blinditem]

If you die in Pokemon Go you die in real life

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[yoshigirl-deactivated20170916]

[knightofleo]

Andrey Surnov evening traffic 1 subway shipyard crane cranes evening traffic 2 evening traffic 3 night shop 1  6:00 AM shooting gallery dark street pizzeria night shop 2 red café

more art by Andrey Surnov

[popculturebrain]

Official ‘Hamilton’ posters that didn’t make the cut | Bloomberg

[thefederalistfreestyle]

from the SpotCo marketing book  On Broadway: From Rent to Revolution (release 4/26)

check the article for Drew Hodges’ breakdown of why these options got the ax

[daily-bad-jokes]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

[hauntedihop]

Person: If you’re nonbinary then what should I call you?

Me: How about ~sunrise land~

[surelythelastofmykind]

this is clearly the wrong answer 

[undead-bee]

Videogame developers adding makeup options like

[thecelestialmother]

the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical