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[blnk338]

Notice of Hiatus

Hello!

As you may have noticed, after returning from all my fun work and school, I dipped out for a bit, and I want to explain it briefly. In my attempt to reread (and therefore get back into) RWYS, I found myself further away from my writing than when I initially wrote it. It's not that I dislike how it turned out, or even don't want to continue it, it's just I don't have the same motivation to write. I thought I did, but as it turns out-- eh, not so much.

I understand all of you were excited to have me back and believe me, I have loved reading all of your kind messages, asks, and comments, and I therefore don't want to leave you hanging and wondering why I haven't posted anything.

As of today (7/29/2024), all of my fics are on an indefinite hiatus until I get more time and/or motivation in the future to write for them. Ultimately, posting work that I feel like I half-assed or don't feel passionate about feels like a backstab to all of you, knowing how much love I had previously poured into my fics.

I want to answer any and all of your questions about my fics, including spoilers for the (so far) unwritten endings. Please feel free to send asks (rather than DMs so that all can read, but of course, I'm not going to bar you from contacting me directly) about anything, and I'll do my best to respond to them.

Before I add anything else on, thank all of you again for how much love I received in my time writing. I made so many genuine friends and had so many wonderful interactions, I cannot thank you all enough. To those who I talked to every day, to those who lurked, I wish all of you the very best.

Until next time :)

[heatandapathy]

I feel like this was made for tumblr.

[honey-snail]

I know I keep yappin' on and on about Jason, but just 🗣️ hear me out. This man is easily one of the most domestic members of the Batfam. Not in the "he's been broke" way, but in a "he knows how to live like a functioning adult compared to his siblings" way. He's been through hell, lived on the streets, squatted in every kind of apartment imaginable, and probably knows a thing or two about budgeting (those weapons don't come cheap).

Jason shops smart. Coupons on apps from time to time, all while you sleep beside in him on the weekend. He has a Costco membership and uses it. You will be waking up at 8 a.m. on a Saturday because he needs to grab bulk ground beef for his meal prep, restock the pantry, and do an oil change on your car before patrol, just in case he gets stabbed again. It's not him being dramatic, but more so efficient. Don't worry, he does take you to get a little morning drink before all this.

And yes, he is the type to not let you touch the thermostat. Your feet are cold? Baby, honey, that's what his lap is for. You could even put on those nice slippers he got you this past holiday. He knows when you touch it, too, because he will tickle you silly and then whisper in your ear if you thought it was worth the extra few degrees or not, especially in this economy, he's going to make you pee your pants for that little stunt.

Now, he is one of those boyfriends that will finish your plate for you, but solely after you take one last big bite for him, that way he knows you're actually full, and if you don't leave anything behind, he's more than happy. He likes his partner well-fed and happy.

He's just so competent; he wipes the counters after he cooks. Separates laundry. Hang dries your nice outfits. He has any special items and snacks you need for the month well-stocked. It cannot be said enough that he is probably the most prepared for civilian life compared to his siblings, if you subtract the massive amount of weapons and maybe, potentially, being a drug lord.

dividers @/diviniyae

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[strangenewwords]

Rogue & Gambit #4 (2023)

[viewfindercomics]

help, it's again

[cinnabarfangs]

every influencer needs a lap dog and flambae is hers 🩷

first time drawing prism! she was so tough ueee..... also finally remembered to incorporate the silver in flambae's hair that i envisioned earlier lol. also also could show off his tongue piercing at long last 🙂‍↕️

(only now realized i made a typo in mal's comment but that honestly seems very in character for her)

[fconvicted]

had some folks on a side account vote on poses to draw tenna in. these two were selected.

[evilsoup]

the cultural object of the black hole is kind of remarkable. It's almost an anti-God in a sense, a negative infinity. Yeah there's this kind of dead sun that's collapsed into an infinitely dense point, and if you fall past its event horizon you're fucked. Every schoolchild knows this. A black hole can be introduced in a superhero blockbuster without any explanation except for its established look and the name "black hole", and this will be understood as the ultimate natural disaster, which even superman could not hope to defeat. truly S-tier cosmic object

[not-terezi-pyrope]

If there's any proof we need that our reality is made of math, it's that graph function singularities exist as physical features of our world. Undefined algebraic points exist, we can see them, they float around space touching things and fucking them up beyond all recognition, and they look like marauding black death wrapped in a spherical gradient of tortured spacetime.

Like, words literally cannot describe how cool black holes are. If they did not actually exist, I doubt that the world's 100 top rated sci-fi writers locked in a room for a month brainstorming could come up with anything nearly as good. When do you ever get something that is as top tier psychologically impactful as it is so deeply rooted in fundamental scientific truth about reality?

[sigmaleph]

black holes are pretty fucking cool don't get me wrong, but I cannot agree with the claim that if they did not exist nobody would've come up with them as an idea. black holes were theorised long before they were observed! for a while there it seemed a distinct possibility that we were in fact in the world where black holes don't exist but people thought of them anyway.

[gayforsphaghettios]

see black holes are like a horse to me, terrifying and all powerful. you learn about them and their destructive and beautiful properties and you're just obsessed. anyways i used to worry a black hole would like eat the earth growing up and we'd all just be stuck in a dark void- i didn't know we needed the sun to live and all and just assumed it was like weirdly warm inside black holes so everyone was fine, just stuck in pitch black nothingness. also adding voltron's episode introducing "white holes" spewing out random things and the opposite of a black hole was an insane concept too, and they're also real but don't spew out things sadly. it's pretty interesting that space just has these fucking things and we get to be terrified of them while theorizing. anyways last thing is my personal fav theory being that black holes are either hungry creatures (jokingly), or my real theory that if we got sucked in, it's a portal to another dimension or alternate universe entirely. might not be true but it's still interesting to think about

[richter-kale]

fellas is it gay to memorise your best friends heartbeat so that you always know how he's feeling and where to find him?

[melonnabar]

Superbat commission

[thinkmarkthink-deactivated20250]

Bruce is sick.

Actually sick.

Not “poisoned by Ivy and still making spreadsheets,” not “limping on a broken rib and snarling at Alfred for trying to feed him soup.” No. This is honest-to-God, flu-ridden, nose-stuffed, too-tired-to-growl sick. And it is terrifying.

The Batkids notice immediately. Dick calls it “a rare atmospheric pressure drop.” Tim just quietly locks down Wayne Enterprises before Bruce can try to remote in. Jason hovers. Damian tries to poison him into health. Cass brings tissues.

But it’s Clark who panics.

“You… get colds?” he asks from the doorway, voice unsteady like he’s watching a tiger die. “You can?”

Bruce, buried in a mountain of blankets with an ice pack sliding off his forehead, gives him a look that could ignite steel. “I am a human being, Clark.”

Clark looks genuinely shaken by this. He nods solemnly, then disappears into the air with a gust of wind and returns ten minutes later holding… ten gallons of chicken soup, a humidifier, four weighted blankets, and what might be a live goat. For a “nurturing atmosphere.”

Bruce: “What the hell is that.”

Clark, hopeful: “Emotional support livestock?”

The Batkids are already filming.

Within the next two hours:

• Clark panics when Bruce starts coughing in his sleep and insists on monitoring his pulse every ten minutes.

• Tim wakes up with a wet towel on his forehead and a post-it note that says “feel better, champ :)” despite not being sick.

• Jason walks into the kitchen to find Clark baking homemade protein muffins. No one knows why. No one has ever seen him bake before.

• Damian tries to stab Clark for calling him “sport.” Clark lifts him up one-handed and gives him a forehead kiss like a lion carrying a feral cub. Damian short-circuits.

• Dick is forcibly tucked into a blanket burrito on the couch “for bonding.”

Bruce emerges, raspy and dead-eyed, sometime around 3 p.m., finds the kitchen immaculate, the children weirdly calm, and Clark in his apron stirring herbal tea like a mother of five in Vermont.

“…What happened here?” Bruce asks.

Clark looks up, proud and bright. “Just keeping the family alive.”

Bruce stares at him. At the children. At the goat.

Then, slowly, like a man resigned to something far greater than himself, he says, “Fine. But if I wake up to a family yoga session again, I’m calling Waller.”

Clark beams. “Noted.”

Jason: “Too late. We already signed up for goat therapy.”

The goat bleats. Bruce sneezes. Cass hands him tea.

It’s domestic hell. It’s peace. It’s home.

And Bruce, despite everything, doesn’t really mind.

[goatjam]

In a watch party for rewatching Into the Spiderverse with friends @admiral-lily says "Tenna during the divorce"

and so I was compelled to do some screenshot redraws where i put way too much effort into them LMAO

[crabanarchy]

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

[time-woods]

yea girl youre fried

[time-woods]

realizing i shouldprobablyposst some of my pressure stuff here 2 so heres som of it

[utopians]

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[utopians]

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

[robogirldick]

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

[utopians]

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J