Fragrant Disregard

Mike / Aus / 20somethingorother / Cis guy faking being a trans guy for clout / Ex-mammal and haunted clown puppet / Irate sodomite / "Your hamburger confusion is a high-level state"

[crabanarchy]

How's my posting? Dial 1800-LOG-OFF or report me to my employer here

[crabanarchy]

It's sacrilicious

[vacuously-true]

There are many email cliches we are constantly roasting but I never see anyone giving "please find the document attached" any shit. What is that about. "Please find" is it missing? "Please find" is it hidden? "Please find" why is this phrased like a request? What is going on here

[youneedone2]

Wild Turkey fight by Ken Phenicie Jr

[vitoriabas]

Some wacky illustrations for a short dissertation I wrote for my Masters, exploring the relationship between medieval illuminations, marginalia, and online ads.

Markers on cartridge paper.

[midiport]

i be in the bog bumpin marsh noise

[orpheuslament]

feeling a lot like season 1 will graham this summer. just constantly sweating tormented & morally dubious

[orpheuslament]

gay too

[str-ngeloop]

crab is one of the more deleuzian meats

[crabanarchy]

If youre going to have a character spin out and torpedo their own life out of pain you can't have it be legible or god forbid sympathetic. "I know you're hurting-" no. I need everyone to look her in the eyes and ask what the fuck is wrong with her on the worst day of her life

[crabanarchy]

Captive portal has such an outsized coolness of name to coolness in actuality ratio

[crabanarchy]

What it evokes: a doorway between two worlds, repurposed for your own dark ends

What it really is: give Target your email adress so you can shitpost on the store wifi

[crabanarchy]

Captive portal has such an outsized coolness of name to coolness in actuality ratio

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[dioynsus]

quilted fabric scrap banner i finished last night, lyrics are from diane cluck’s “god made it rain”

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[fridayagaingarfiebaby]

Friday Again Garfie Baby

[princesses-royal-plushi]

When the sign says "must be this tall to ride, plushies ride for free" but the height marker is clearly taller than any plushie can physically achieve at like 6 apples tall

[crabanarchy]

[Macklemore if he was a lobster] When I was in the third grade I thought that I was Cray. Because I could Craw