Sharted all over myself having an upset tummy while sick
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Sharted all over myself having an upset tummy while sick
Usually sometimes I record when I take a nap, since I can shit myself involuntarily roommate woke me up when she smelt the horrible smell from the hallway.
I can’t stop sharting it’s just falling out
You'd sound like this too if your diet for the last 5 months only consisted of fast food and pizza 🥲
farting while eating gotta be top 10 best feelings ever. food in one hand and lifting my hip to push out a fart and make room for more food >>>
Post more farts with ur tummy showing its so cute!!!!!!!
thank you 💞 this one’s for you
Tummy burbles/rumbles/gurgles means it’s going to be a BAD fart and gives the others a chance to mentally prepare themselves. Most of the time he’s ripping them with no warning whatsoever. Gas just filters out of him on its own accord.
The result of pigging out for hours... and I mean PIGging... 🐷
I was so stuffed and gassy, practically letting out burps and farts every minute... I couldn't stop touching, squeezing, and jiggling my lard, reminding myself of what a huge, fat, gassy pig I've turned myself into... I just love it so much and I just want MORE 🐷🥰🥵
Being lactose intolerant makes me soo horny. I ate an entire pint of ice cream and I look like I swallowed a bowling ball. My stomach won't stop inflating with gas and it's not doing so quietly either. I've only farted once but I can already tell it's gonna be bad. I feel like I've gained ten lbs but it's all fucking gas ughhhhh. Each surge of bubbles causes my massive gut to vibrate with anger as they fight to go down.. Buuuarp. I need to eat more
most relieving fart of my fucking life oh my god
Can’t. Stop. Farting…
I’ve had an insane amount of inulin fiber in the past 24 ish hours, and my stomach is so bloated and round that my belt is practically cutting me in half! Every few minutes my intestines start to rumble, and a huge blast of gas will roar out of me 😳 I swear I’ve never felt so overfull in my life
I'm going to a very loud concert tonight should I get really bloated beforehand and let my gas out at the loudest parts of the show? Maybe even drink some beer during it to make it even worse?
Inappropriately timed farts. Interrupting farts. Awkward silence ruined but a wet fart. Big and wet and long and disgustinggggggg.
Someone has to do it, might as well be me 🫡
Lately I've been writing characters making dramatic speeches, saying something moving, or serious, or forming a real emotional connection... and then accidentally letting fly with the most enormous poorly timed fart they possibly could have humanly performed 💨💨💨
Immediately yes, I was literally fantasizing about that todayyyyyyy. And I’m gonna be thinking about it again nowwww a heartfelt moment and big bubbly fart 🫠
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I am literally so fucking bloated right now ughhhh someone send me askssssss or dms
I had some jalapeño poppers for lunch and I guess my tummy wasn't happy about that. I'll post the aftermath later, but for now, here's some gassy stomach noises. Cream cheese gives me the gurgles 😖