Iām 27, š³ļøāā§ļø man. Iām really into farts, burps,stuffing/feedism, klismaphilia, constipation, bathroom control, copro (ONLY in a toilet, no longer interested outside the body), and maybe/probably more not listed.
My big noās:
-Ageplay
-Incest
-Death feedism
-Scat [Touching, smearing, diapers, ingestion]
Feel free to send asks, fantasies, suggestions, or share some gassy/horny stories about yourself! Iām slow to answer sometimes and not all will be answered but I will do my best š«”
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I took a dump finally after three days of solid, heavy waste filling me up. I nearly clogged the toilet and now Iām just pushing out farts that have been trapped inside me, waiting for my fast food breakfast to show up ā„ļø
on your last ask, even better if you're doing it on the couch so the stench really sinks into the room with all that flatulence. tipping the dregs of the container up to your lips while you just nurse the swollen sides, wondering whether you'll be able to belch to make more room... it's all so indulgent, hedonistic and amazing š
You know how to hit all my buttons anon, my dream is to be a gassy homebody that revels in hedonism ā¤ļøāš„ š
Speaking of, I just chugged a bit of milk that was a few days past its date š¶š«Ŗ I belched and farted once, but now my belly is swelling up at an alarming rate and the pressure against my asshole is growing steadily by the minuteā¦
Anon I wonāt lie when I say itās too much but not enough all at once. I want more.
god your blog drives me crazy... would want to just fill you up with indulgent cooking as you lay there dazed, feeling the intricacies of your stomach churning with gas... kneading your dense fat deeply to try and coax the putrid air out and revel in the smell... truly stunning š
Ooooough, I need someone to bloat me up and manipulate my guts like that š make me chug a massive milkshake with heavy cream that makes my intestines growl and groan audibly beneath my taut skin š«š» eventually youād be forcing massive bouts of flatulenceās out of my bowels, and it would leave space in my trembling guts for the more solid load, slowly growing as it remains lodged in one place.
I managed to push a little blockage out earlier, but my god it took some work. I was straining around a thick log, and it was dropping ever so slowly while gas rumbled through my intestines šµāš« š«§ šØ
Maybe sometime when itās late at night/early in the morning and Iām the only one awake, Iāll take my phone to record some audio the next time Iām able to shit. Sound good anon?
Scuse me, that big bowl of yogurt and seeds and berries I just scarfed down is really gassing me up! I feel so full and tight, god I wish I could dump⦠or eat more. I could go either way š
No matter what I decide, the double dose of Imodium is definitely going to keep everything stuck inside of me nice and deep š«š» šØ
Took some Imodium despite my recent digestive woes, and Iām hoping all the greasy fast food I horked down earlier with soda and a pound of candy will give me some nasty gas to rub out tonight and tomorrow~
Iāve been feeling soft bubbles here and there, but Iām hoping itāll get a bit more intense as the night goes on
Oops⦠I havenāt really crapped since then š¬
My belly is swollen and grumbling, firm with days of backed up waste and gas. On top of it all is dinner, a chicken sandwich with large fries and a frappe. I feel like I could pop⦠Who wants pictures š„ŗ š
Took some Imodium despite my recent digestive woes, and Iām hoping all the greasy fast food I horked down earlier with soda and a pound of candy will give me some nasty gas to rub out tonight and tomorrow~
Iāve been feeling soft bubbles here and there, but Iām hoping itāll get a bit more intense as the night goes on
My guts are screwed rn š£ I feel bloated and full, but starving and eager to eat as well⦠Iāve eaten everything I can think of todayā pizza, hard boiled eggs, protein waffles, pasta, garlic bread, yogurt and berries⦠why am I still so hungry??? I should be sickeningly, achingly full. I keep farting and burping, but my belly is growling for more.
Somebody wanna send a fat cow some cash for a late night snack/dinner tomorrrow? š«š» š Iāll take pics/film gas afterwards for anybody whoās kind enough š
You should take Imodium and binge until youre constipated for a few days. Stomach big and hard and heavy. Then take a strong laxative and put it a plug until you just canāt take the pressure anymore. Maybe the plug blows out from the gas and youāre left with a hole that just will not stop pouring out everything youāve eaten over the last week
Iām begging for some kind of release as we speak actuallyā Iāve been pretty backed up and despite any efforts to shit today Iāve been denied.
However, the idea of Imodium to make it worse is somewhat tantalizing, anon. After all, it would make for some raunchy farts, and if a plug gets involved I could round out with gas in minutes~
Maybe after that u could order me some veggie burritos with extra guac and cheese for dinner on top? Iāll take pictures and moo like the fat gassy cow I am as I flip the switch on my intestines with heavy laxatives.
Grunting, panting, red in the face, Iād be farting and belching from the building pressure inside, desperately pushing my load against my swollen asshole⦠only for it to recede into me with a low gurgle, followed by a long barrage of gas to make more room for the growing dump š šØ
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"Just remember to keep taking them, because the effects wear off quickly! Only $49.99 for a bottle of 30, what do you say?"
I've been thinking about this ask every day since i got it šµāš«
As soon as i heard about the deal,i couldn't believe it was real. Was it made just for me?? Normal anti-gas pills don't work on my digestion, and with how often my overly gassy and active guts cause me trouble in public, it sounds like a perfect solution to just ... Slow it down while i don't need it! No bellyache sounds like a nice bonus, and about the side effects...Eh, i have good self control and I don't usually eat THAT much, surely these won't apply to me ..
So with these thoughts i bought a bottle, just to try it out. I was told that i could order more online if i really enjoy these..
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I was thinking about taking them only when i actually need it, before going out or something like that . But if i think about it more... It would be better if i tested if they work at all , before i actually rely on them. And i have a day off today, so....
After taking two pills, i ordered some pizza. For some, and i found myself almost unable to stop eating, even if i would usually feel overly full after just a half.. on the contrary, the more i ate, the more hungry i felt.. My mind cleared up only after i finished the whole box and looked at my stomach. My upper belly was round and hard, contrasting with my half-empty, soft bowels ... I got almost scared seeing myself so stuffed, and after putting a hand on my distended stomach, i realised that .. The pills were actually working! I didn't feel any pain, or more surprisingly, gas forming.. It's probably because that whole pizza still didn't reach my actual guts, but usually this amount of grease and cheese would inflate me even bigger by now, and i wouldn't be able to stop farting and burping, unable to do anything else. But honestly, i was feeling great, and even still, a bit hungry!.. Although, it's probably the side effects of the pills, i really need to remember not to pig out on these. But i deserve a little drink at least, so i went up to my fridge to get myself a 1.5 ml coke i had. I couldn't stop chughing the soda as i felt my gut getting even more heavier, stretching my skin with it's size and weight , only once in a while i stopped just to release a massive carbonated BBHHUUUOORP, before getting back to chugging. And just like that, the whole bottle was empty, and i started to look what else i can snack on . I can only remember my shirt slowly riding up as i chugged creamy chicken soup after the last bit of spaghetti was gone, feeling my upper stomach inflate to the size i never thought was possible, before passing out .
I woke up to the alarm on my phone ... "PARTY AT PAIGE'S AT 7" Huh?! But that's only supposed to be tomorrow and now it's.. just an hour away?! Did i slept through the whole day??
Just a moment later i felt a deep, ominous rumbling and instantly realised what happened. I looked down at what appeared to be my stomach. Huge, round, and glossy with sweat, my middle looked like i was pregnant for 7 months. In horror, i put my hand on it, to find out that it was almost rock solid, with a little squish, and seemingly most of the junk i ate shifted down to my guts. Surprisingly, it didn't hurt much, i only felt sore from the stretching. Also surprisingly, it was yet fairly quiet, although i could feel some bubbles somewhere deep. Must've been the pills, which were starting to wear off ... Gosh,and i told myself i wouldn't overdo it!! And i can't miss this party, my whole plan was to get with a guy that's also going to be there!
I rushed myself to the bathroom, hoping that i could get something out. I desperately pushed while holding my sweaty boulder of a gut, but nothing even moved..
Oh shit, I'm already running late to that party .. Almost nothing in my wardrobe fit, i just threw on a jacket over a croptop with shorts, at least it hides my belly a bit if i keep it buttoned up...
Before leaving the house, i looked at the pill bottle. I definitely shouldn't... I really don't what happened last night to happen again, but... It would be stupid to not take any, if my gut decides to wake up in the middle of a party, it will be a nightmare. I felt my belly rumble even louder, obviously a warning of what's to come.. Maybe i should take just one pill? It'll probably be enough for slowing down my digestion, but not enough to make me uncontrollably hungry..
I took one pill, and just to be safe, took the whole bottle with me
Arriving at the party, i immediately felt like i was starving. I could almost feel my huge stomach shake and growl from hunger, and i didn't even care for others that were there. That guy i came for can wait, I'm about to faint if i don't get to eat something!
I quickly found the kitchen and looked around for something to snack on. There was a huge pot of chili on the counter, seemingly for the whole party?.. who the fuck cooks chili for the party? No one would ever eat that, everyone's too busy being drunk and snacking on smaller things.. So after deciding that nobody here needs their huge chili pot, i almost uncontrollably grabbed it with two hands and started chugging in hopes of satiating my hunger at least a bit... Still warm, i quickly gulped huge servings of the meaty stew along with some air, feeling it travelling deep into my gut... Not yet realising that a crowd started to form around me
I leaned away from the pot for a second, sweating and gasping for air after letting out a bassy BBRRHHUUOORP
There was still some chili left in the pot.. and i didn't felt any more heaviness in my belly, which i guess i have to thank these miracle pills for!
After my momentary break i continued chugging , finally feeling a bit less famished than before.. Suddenly, i finally noticed more and more people staring at me...Wait, what am i doing?! I nearly dropped the pot after already finishing with it.. First looking at horror at the crowd around me, and then down on my stomach.. If you could still call that enormously distended globe of flesh a belly.
Despite feeling almost nothing besides a little tightness and soreness, my huge gut expanded so much from that pot of stew, it popped most of my jacket buttons, and now was displayed in it's disgusting glory for all onlookers. On top of my overpacked intestines now sat a bulging, overfilled stomach, so much that you could probably tell the outlines of it. As much as i was horrified with myself, i was also kinda... Impressed.. I didn't burst, it didn't hurt, and.. the more and more the fullness started to let itself known, the better it felt.. I heard an ominous rumble from somewhere very deep in my bowels, and then a loud "ohmygod eeeewwww!" from the crowd, which quickly snapped me back to reality...
/i felt like this story was getting too huge (lol) , and if i continue I'll never finish and post it.. maybe I'll do a part 2 if you'd like :3 I'm having troubles with writing stories and answering asks lately as you might've noticed, because i just keep writing and writing, can't think of an ending, and never post it ..
Sorry I havenāt had anything to talk abt lately but fuck, I got something now.
Was getting ready for bed as I have to be up early. My guts rumble and I feel my rectum swell with gas and realize I need to shitā again. Iāve gone at least three times today, but none of it has passed easily. Iāve had to grunt my way through it, cramping and farting and red in the face.
This time though, I couldnāt push it out. I got a little bit, and then the bulk of my dump was lodged solidly in my asshole like a plug šµāš« I pushed and pushed to no avail, I even tried to use a step stool to rest my legs on in the āsquattingā positionā nothing. Suddenly I felt my load retreat, forcing my guts to rumble unhappily for the much needed relief they were denied.
Now Iām getting ready to fall asleep, and I feel gas brewing inside. Iāve burped one or twice, but my ass⦠it feels too full to even force a fart. Ugh⦠I need a laxative so bad. Maybe some fiber gummies too. š«š» šØ š£
If we are honest I donāt think youāll make it past that dome you call a gut with just a lean cow boy. Maybe with a lotta rocking and louder awful gas. Belches and farts growing more intense with each rock. Not that you mind all youād care about is the next thing to stuff down as you manage to turn the fattest and softest gut into the hardest, tautest thigh spreading orb that keeps marching further across your lap~
Hhhhh anon this is so hot you donāt even understand im gonna have to take more Imodium now and smack my belly around until the gas starts to bubble up
Iāve been popping Imodium like candy tonight, up to 8mg now ā„ļø my ass feels thoroughly plugged and Iām munching on sugar free cookies (aspartame, sooo good my my gas), chips, ice cream, and a dinner of my favorite chicken, fries, and a large frozen coffee~
My belly isnāt quite loud enough for me though⦠maybe if I chug some milk? Decisions, decisionsā¦
Didnāt expect I would actually finish it all, Iām so full..!
[BEEEEEEEEEEELCH]
Sorry, couldnāt help it⦠hey, does my gut look extra full to you? Eh, itās a probably just bloating. Maybe some more multisymptom Imodium will help~!
Iāve been popping Imodium like candy tonight, up to 8mg now ā„ļø my ass feels thoroughly plugged and Iām munching on sugar free cookies (aspartame, sooo good my my gas), chips, ice cream, and a dinner of my favorite chicken, fries, and a large frozen coffee~
My belly isnāt quite loud enough for me though⦠maybe if I chug some milk? Decisions, decisionsā¦
Iāve been popping Imodium like candy tonight, up to 8mg now ā„ļø my ass feels thoroughly plugged and Iām munching on sugar free cookies (aspartame, sooo good my my gas), chips, ice cream, and a dinner of my favorite chicken, fries, and a large frozen coffee~
My belly isnāt quite loud enough for me though⦠maybe if I chug some milk? Decisions, decisionsā¦