poopen und farten

21+ pervert, I might be inactive but I'm still alive

[fartenjoyer]

Hi, I'm N and welcome to my kink blog!

I'm an adult and I go by they/them

Some things that I like:

farts, burps, sweat, slobs, bloats, (some) scat and more!

Not a fat fetishist! I'm fat and I find other fat people attractive!

Some things that I don't like:

vomit, weight gain kink, vore, pregnancy

I'm actually not interested in irl stuff atm, the things I say here are just fantasy

I rarely go here anymore, but this blog is not forgotten!

You have my full consent to be horny as hell in tags, reblogs, asks, anons, etc ❤️❤️❤️

(as a sidenote, I consent to having audios of anything I post there used in edits! Credit is appreciated but not required, I just ask that you don't re-upload my stuff)

[fartenjoyer]

I don't know who said it first, but Ha/ley from SDV when it comes to gifts, dislikes all milk. On top of that, her loved gifts include coconuts, which are a vegan milk replacement. So it wouldn't be too surprising if Ha/ley was lactose intolerant. Let's spread the propaganda.

Imagine she's so rude when she first meets farmer because she's constantly gassy. She finds them incredibly annoying, since when she wants to go sneak off somewhere to fart (she'd never do it with people around, she is a lady after all) she has to think about how they're always running all over and can pop up at any time. Imagine she constantly keeps eating food with lactose in it at festivals and has to find ways to sneak off to relieve preassure. Imagine her locking herself in her darkroom to let rip after holding it in all day. Imagine Ha/ley early into getting a crush on farmer going on dates with them and hiding her intolerance, suffering and bloated. Imagine farmer at the beggining of the relationship joking about how she never farts or poops. Imagine Ha/ley waiting for farmer to leave the house to fart. Imagine her slowly getting more comfortable with them until she stops worrying and starts farting shamelessly around them, no longer bothering to watch her diet too much because she doesn't have to keep it in. Imagine Ha/ley scarfing down a pizza loaded with cheese, or a tub of ice cream, stopping to eat for just a moment to shift and let off a rattling fart, knowing she is loved and accepted on her home.

[fartenjoyer]

I've already asked you to imagine a lot, but now imagine she has a big sweaty bush under her skirt and it's itchy. And she wants to scratch it.

Imagine Ha/ley getting comfortable with you, she's sitting around in your house, legs spread wide, hand under her skirt scratching her crotch and farting. Imagine scratching her crotch for her.

Now imagine her getting comfortable and gaining weight. Imagine her being comfortable with it instead of feeling insecure, because she knows how deeply farmer loves her.

Ok that's all thank you.

[fartenjoyer]

I don't know who said it first, but Ha/ley from SDV when it comes to gifts, dislikes all milk. On top of that, her loved gifts include coconuts, which are a vegan milk replacement. So it wouldn't be too surprising if Ha/ley was lactose intolerant. Let's spread the propaganda.

Imagine she's so rude when she first meets farmer because she's constantly gassy. She finds them incredibly annoying, since when she wants to go sneak off somewhere to fart (she'd never do it with people around, she is a lady after all) she has to think about how they're always running all over and can pop up at any time. Imagine she constantly keeps eating food with lactose in it at festivals and has to find ways to sneak off to relieve preassure. Imagine her locking herself in her darkroom to let rip after holding it in all day. Imagine Ha/ley early into getting a crush on farmer going on dates with them and hiding her intolerance, suffering and bloated. Imagine farmer at the beggining of the relationship joking about how she never farts or poops. Imagine Ha/ley waiting for farmer to leave the house to fart. Imagine her slowly getting more comfortable with them until she stops worrying and starts farting shamelessly around them, no longer bothering to watch her diet too much because she doesn't have to keep it in. Imagine Ha/ley scarfing down a pizza loaded with cheese, or a tub of ice cream, stopping to eat for just a moment to shift and let off a rattling fart, knowing she is loved and accepted on her home.

[fartenjoyer]

I've already asked you to imagine a lot, but now imagine she has a big sweaty bush under her skirt and it's itchy. And she wants to scratch it.

Imagine Ha/ley getting comfortable with you, she's sitting around in your house, legs spread wide, hand under her skirt scratching her crotch and farting. Imagine scratching her crotch for her.

Now imagine her getting comfortable and gaining weight. Imagine her being comfortable with it instead of feeling insecure, because she knows how deeply farmer loves her.

Ok that's all thank you.

[hahahago-away-deactivated202511]

Something so hot about someone farting at the table, especially while eating.

So disrespectful

against every rule of table manners.

So hot to hear them vibrate the chair beneath them

Omg especially if someone is under the table, or behind them watching them fart

Of course burping at the table is hot, not as hot as farting imo

Bonus,

someone who’s into it smelling where they just sat to get off on the smell…(themself or a partner, especially in secret lol)

farting ON the table….

and farting on food is just debased and nasty (I love it so much wtf.)

[kushblazer666]

[quickitches]

Your roommate won't do anything about her body odor problem. Buying her shower gel, suggesting she should take a bath, outright telling her she stinks: nothing worked. So you got itching powder from the internet and dusted it generously all over her sweatpants and t-shirt.

Long story short: it backfired. She made you scratch her back for her. Then it was all scratch my ass, it itches so bad. One thing lead to another and now a stinking, itchy girl is balls deep in you. You two should do this more often~

[girlstinkgood]

Use code WIFEBULGE at checkout to sniff my girldick and balls through my panties and make me really happy :3

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[princessbubblesfarts]

Girls farting is hot and the sooner we can accept that as a society the better

Like how can you see a pretty girl rip a nasty fart and not get immediately turned on

[pangosmango]

Guys wait!!! Don’t do anything rash think about if Haley from stardew valley was super mean to you and unrelated but very related had an itchy bush under her skirt that makes her so Evil™️

I think everything’s gonna be ok just imagine her calling you a loser to your face because she really wants to be scratching her sweaty crotch in her dark room and she can’t stand it

[fartenjoyer]

I don't know who said it first, but Ha/ley from SDV when it comes to gifts, dislikes all milk. On top of that, her loved gifts include coconuts, which are a vegan milk replacement. So it wouldn't be too surprising if Ha/ley was lactose intolerant. Let's spread the propaganda.

Imagine she's so rude when she first meets farmer because she's constantly gassy. She finds them incredibly annoying, since when she wants to go sneak off somewhere to fart (she'd never do it with people around, she is a lady after all) she has to think about how they're always running all over and can pop up at any time. Imagine she constantly keeps eating food with lactose in it at festivals and has to find ways to sneak off to relieve preassure. Imagine her locking herself in her darkroom to let rip after holding it in all day. Imagine Ha/ley early into getting a crush on farmer going on dates with them and hiding her intolerance, suffering and bloated. Imagine farmer at the beggining of the relationship joking about how she never farts or poops. Imagine Ha/ley waiting for farmer to leave the house to fart. Imagine her slowly getting more comfortable with them until she stops worrying and starts farting shamelessly around them, no longer bothering to watch her diet too much because she doesn't have to keep it in. Imagine Ha/ley scarfing down a pizza loaded with cheese, or a tub of ice cream, stopping to eat for just a moment to shift and let off a rattling fart, knowing she is loved and accepted on her home.

[fartenjoyer]

I've already asked you to imagine a lot, but now imagine she has a big sweaty bush under her skirt and it's itchy. And she wants to scratch it.

Imagine Ha/ley getting comfortable with you, she's sitting around in your house, legs spread wide, hand under her skirt scratching her crotch and farting. Imagine scratching her crotch for her.

Now imagine her getting comfortable and gaining weight. Imagine her being comfortable with it instead of feeling insecure, because she knows how deeply farmer loves her.

Ok that's all thank you.

[fartenjoyer]

I don't know who said it first, but Ha/ley from SDV when it comes to gifts, dislikes all milk. On top of that, her loved gifts include coconuts, which are a vegan milk replacement. So it wouldn't be too surprising if Ha/ley was lactose intolerant. Let's spread the propaganda.

Imagine she's so rude when she first meets farmer because she's constantly gassy. She finds them incredibly annoying, since when she wants to go sneak off somewhere to fart (she'd never do it with people around, she is a lady after all) she has to think about how they're always running all over and can pop up at any time. Imagine she constantly keeps eating food with lactose in it at festivals and has to find ways to sneak off to relieve preassure. Imagine her locking herself in her darkroom to let rip after holding it in all day. Imagine Ha/ley early into getting a crush on farmer going on dates with them and hiding her intolerance, suffering and bloated. Imagine farmer at the beggining of the relationship joking about how she never farts or poops. Imagine Ha/ley waiting for farmer to leave the house to fart. Imagine her slowly getting more comfortable with them until she stops worrying and starts farting shamelessly around them, no longer bothering to watch her diet too much because she doesn't have to keep it in. Imagine Ha/ley scarfing down a pizza loaded with cheese, or a tub of ice cream, stopping to eat for just a moment to shift and let off a rattling fart, knowing she is loved and accepted on her home.

[fatfully]

haley’s weight gain! her favorite gift is a whole cake if you didnt know btw 🎂 # stardew fatty

you can check part 2 on my kofi rn

[fartenjoyer]

Now imagine your blorbo pooping

[princessbubblesfarts]

Fit check 🥰 I really had to share this one with ya’ll, it was too good not to hahahaha. I love compliments and treats and pretty dresses and farting 🤭

[pervyidiott]

cute girl struggling to breathe as she's forced to sniff disgusting farts who said that

[eproctowench]

How I feel when I’m farting up a storm half asleep

Artwork credit: Heat of the Night by Mark Spain