retired account

take care of yourself, chat

[blobnoblade]

hello blobnoblade followers, im here to make a final(?) post. Blobverse was, to be entirely honest, inactive already, this is just making it official.

Many of the blob mods are distancing themselves from the DSMP. Because of that bullshit ending, and the dream situation. I hope you understand 👍. however, we're considering a soft reboot for the oc fellas, disconnected from the dream smp (psst go follow @blobrenana )

i don't really have anythin concrete to say, i just wanted to keep yall updated. ty for being here :]

[blobnoblade]

I got a notif from here, so I'd like to finalize stuff. it doesn't seem like a reboot is happening, and I don't plan to post here anymore. I might check if I can archive the blog

[blobkarl]

This account is Offically Retired

This has been a long time coming and I'm turly sorry for that. But with the recent lore and how much DSMP has left a bad taste in my mouth, with a heavy heart I am closing down this page.

I personally fell out with this account because of DSMP lore and the fact I struggled to have time and ability to draw for this account, I also struggled to rp with others.

And with DSMP officially dead and the... Information surrounding Dream, I thought it was time to make it offical...

And to make this clear

I Do Not and Never Will Support Dream

And now let me tell you flat out what I had planned for the account

Karl would have spiraled because of the book and Quackity's refusal to work things out, forgetting Quackity and then Sapnap

He would have been possessed fully by the book, only snapping out of it because of Sapnap and Quackity,

They would have gotten married and Karl would have started to go to therapy

I would have continued and possibly started a different arc

Nommy was Karl's adopted care taker who died in a fire along with the rest of the village when Karl was a child

It would have been revealed that Karl was created to die at the hands of the book at some point

If I remember correctly, @dreamxdblob was the one to have created Karl

Connor was there for laughs

AND Dream was Cornelius, I forget the exactly was up with that but it had something to do with the book and XD and all that shit

Course none of that happened and again I'm turly sorry for that.

I have no idea what others are doing for their DSMP Blob accounts, that's up for them to decide but I plan to at least continue my other blog @blobbea, most likely a reboot of stort, we'll see.

I thank you guys for the continued support and I hope you did enjoy what I did make

I'll leave the ask box open for any questions and concerns

See ya :)

[blobnoblade]

hello blobnoblade followers, im here to make a final(?) post. Blobverse was, to be entirely honest, inactive already, this is just making it official.

Many of the blob mods are distancing themselves from the DSMP. Because of that bullshit ending, and the dream situation. I hope you understand 👍. however, we're considering a soft reboot for the oc fellas, disconnected from the dream smp (psst go follow @blobrenana )

i don't really have anythin concrete to say, i just wanted to keep yall updated. ty for being here :]

[bloblatt]

Guys. Ok listen I know I haven't been active but just- just-

JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY JUST HEAR ME OUT

[blobennay]

so THATS where you went????

[bloblatt]

NO NO I DIDNT GO ANYWHERE HAHA I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME

[blobennay]

ITS BEEN OVER SIX MONTHS DAD WHATS THE TRUTH

[blobnoblade]

Your dad's been gone for six months? Dang. Calling CPS rn. Oh also good riddance to the queen, I guess

[bloblatt]

Listen xey haven't been around either man okay. I'm not to blame here.

[blobnoblade]

Bro tell that to the government. entirely queenless governments haha. high five

[bloblatt]

Guys. Ok listen I know I haven't been active but just- just-

JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY JUST HEAR ME OUT

[blobennay]

so THATS where you went????

[bloblatt]

NO NO I DIDNT GO ANYWHERE HAHA I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME

[blobennay]

ITS BEEN OVER SIX MONTHS DAD WHATS THE TRUTH

[blobnoblade]

Your dad's been gone for six months? Dang. Calling CPS rn. Oh also good riddance to the queen, I guess

[blobnoblade]

hello people who are still here. yes, this blog still exists. youre welcome to interact whenever. youre also welcome to unfollow and/or block it's all valid. I added a little paragraph to my pinned + links to where you can support the sarcoma foundation. Anyways, I'm officially keeping this blog up. <3.

[blobnoblade]

Do you have any other blogs we can follow you on or are comfortable promoting? No need to answer this if you aren’t comfortable doing so!

my main's @gebder , i dont do any rp on there or anythin and it's a multifandom spammy no-queue mess, but there's that. @blobrenana (tumblr link wasnt working so here we go) is still up, thats my self insert blob from when we made a lil village of blobs to be side characters

[blobnoblade]

Hey Renana, /hug!

ty anon. /hugs you back

[blobnoblade]

uh. hello, blobnoblade followers. I want to say, even if blob lore picks up again, I'm going to be uncomfortable rping as techno for... a while, probably. I don't know where I'm going from here, honestly. I might post here sometime, but it's gonna be a while.

remember to drink lots of water, eat something, get off of social media if it's distressing for you. I wish you all all the best

[blobbur]

happy bday dippy :> your sona sitting there looks like such a little guy. if people do not cheer and clap I will blow this whole website up /ref

thank u comrade bestie :>

[blobnoblade]

HONSE

[gebder]

hold your local pig gently... yeah I'll post that

[bloblatt]

Burder <3

[blobnoblade]

burder

[bloblatt]

Burder

[blobnoblade]

burder.

[bloblatt]

Burder <3

[blobnoblade]

burder

[blobennay]

*looks around* happy birthday to me :) 🎂

[bloblatt]

:)

[blobnoblade]

still thrilled to have been the one to coin schlegg

[bloblatt]

I am not a simp.

Well

Okay I'm a simp for one man-

..

Two men. Two men but that's-

Wait..

One man and a pig. I simp for one man and a pig but that's it.

[blobnoblade]

Who's the man?

.. Batman? You've talked about him before

[bloblatt]

..shit. two men. Two men and a pig.

[blobnoblade]

Who's the first guy, Schlatt. ?

[bloblatt]

He happens to be a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swagger, busting it down sexual style.

Also he's british.

[blobnoblade]

A brit? Schlatt, what's happened to you...

[bloblatt]

I dunno man.. he's just so incredibly attractive and talented.. fuck man I'm losing myself

[blobnoblade]

But he's BRITISH, Schlatt. Y'know who else is British? Half of this server, man! And so you know how much they suck. Also the monarchy should be down in a bit if I have my way... but keep quiet about that part if the cops get you

[bloblatt]

I KNOW HES BRITISH I hate it here I'm being yelled at and I'm simping for the enemy fuck god they're putting their hot boy spell on me man they've got me in their clutches

[blobnoblade]

Is this all it takes, man? A pretty boy with a bit of a swag busting it down or whatever you said?

[bloblatt]

YES. and he has to put up with me and be mean to me 👉👈🥺

And obviously be goated with the sauce.

[blobnoblade]

... So, if you had to pick between him and your bootleg batmen(haha reference to an old post point and laugh at newcomers chat), who would you pick

[bloblatt]

Oh god fuck the brit fuck shit no god

[blobnoblade]

... are you okay

[bloblatt]

no

[blobnoblade]

Well, who is he?

[bloblatt]

:(

[blobnoblade]

WILBUR BUT NOT BLOCK OR BLOB. unbelievable

[bloblatt]

I know I'm so sorry...

[blobnoblade]

whered you even find this image are Tom Simons vlogs canon to here

[bloblatt]

I reached into the depths and pulled an image from another dimension.

[blobnoblade]

you just simped that hard 😔

[bloblatt]

I am not a simp.

Well

Okay I'm a simp for one man-

..

Two men. Two men but that's-

Wait..

One man and a pig. I simp for one man and a pig but that's it.

[blobnoblade]

Who's the man?

.. Batman? You've talked about him before

[bloblatt]

..shit. two men. Two men and a pig.

[blobnoblade]

Who's the first guy, Schlatt. ?

[bloblatt]

He happens to be a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swagger, busting it down sexual style.

Also he's british.

[blobnoblade]

A brit? Schlatt, what's happened to you...

[bloblatt]

I dunno man.. he's just so incredibly attractive and talented.. fuck man I'm losing myself

[blobnoblade]

But he's BRITISH, Schlatt. Y'know who else is British? Half of this server, man! And so you know how much they suck. Also the monarchy should be down in a bit if I have my way... but keep quiet about that part if the cops get you

[bloblatt]

I KNOW HES BRITISH I hate it here I'm being yelled at and I'm simping for the enemy fuck god they're putting their hot boy spell on me man they've got me in their clutches

[blobnoblade]

Is this all it takes, man? A pretty boy with a bit of a swag busting it down or whatever you said?

[bloblatt]

YES. and he has to put up with me and be mean to me 👉👈🥺

And obviously be goated with the sauce.

[blobnoblade]

... So, if you had to pick between him and your bootleg batmen(haha reference to an old post point and laugh at newcomers chat), who would you pick

[bloblatt]

Oh god fuck the brit fuck shit no god

[blobnoblade]

... are you okay

[bloblatt]

no

[blobnoblade]

Well, who is he?

[bloblatt]

:(

[blobnoblade]

WILBUR BUT NOT BLOCK OR BLOB. unbelievable

[bloblatt]

I know I'm so sorry...

[blobnoblade]

whered you even find this image are Tom Simons vlogs canon to here

[bloblatt]

I am not a simp.

Well

Okay I'm a simp for one man-

..

Two men. Two men but that's-

Wait..

One man and a pig. I simp for one man and a pig but that's it.

[blobnoblade]

Who's the man?

.. Batman? You've talked about him before

[bloblatt]

..shit. two men. Two men and a pig.

[blobnoblade]

Who's the first guy, Schlatt. ?

[bloblatt]

He happens to be a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swagger, busting it down sexual style.

Also he's british.

[blobnoblade]

A brit? Schlatt, what's happened to you...

[bloblatt]

I dunno man.. he's just so incredibly attractive and talented.. fuck man I'm losing myself

[blobnoblade]

But he's BRITISH, Schlatt. Y'know who else is British? Half of this server, man! And so you know how much they suck. Also the monarchy should be down in a bit if I have my way... but keep quiet about that part if the cops get you

[bloblatt]

I KNOW HES BRITISH I hate it here I'm being yelled at and I'm simping for the enemy fuck god they're putting their hot boy spell on me man they've got me in their clutches

[blobnoblade]

Is this all it takes, man? A pretty boy with a bit of a swag busting it down or whatever you said?

[bloblatt]

YES. and he has to put up with me and be mean to me 👉👈🥺

And obviously be goated with the sauce.

[blobnoblade]

... So, if you had to pick between him and your bootleg batmen(haha reference to an old post point and laugh at newcomers chat), who would you pick

[bloblatt]

Oh god fuck the brit fuck shit no god

[blobnoblade]

... are you okay

[bloblatt]

no

[blobnoblade]

Well, who is he?

[bloblatt]

:(

[blobnoblade]

WILBUR BUT NOT BLOCK OR BLOB. unbelievable