The wait is over! Beyond Shapes & Beats: A JSaB 8th Anniversary Fanzine is out!! 9 months in the making, 50+ creators, 100+ pages, and an uncountable amount of love for JSaB and the community that came of it. Everyone on the team is so proud to finally share it with you all!!
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Thank you all so much for all your incredible support. We wouldn't be here without you. And of course, last but not least...
You've just been visited by disembodied voices, emanating as textboxes from a... prism?
And now you've discovered we can teleport not only small objects, but an entire massage chair built of Treedamn carbon fibre into your house. All that being said, I gotta ask:
Don't you find this...strange? Curious? Whimsical, perhaps?
-A Benefactor
Cube: I hope that doesn't make me sound too paranoid. Since the whole takeover thing with Fresh, knowing who to trust has become a little muddled for me...
aaahhh I wouldn't worry about it, its for you after all, I'm sure it'll be juuuust fiiiine
Cube: It's just- ...It's because I can't interpret their speech properly 100% of the time- ...and. Not being understood can really get to them sometimes.
. . .I think.
(ah alright) hey cube check it out *pushes a big chair in the room* I got one of those luxury massage chairs with all the cool settings, you wanna try it?
ok lastly (FOR NOW !!! tryna post more . smiles) asks i answered over discord over the past year - few months
(SHOUTOUT TO THE PALS I MADE THERE YALL ROCK!!! 💖💖💖🦖🦖🦖🔥🔥🔥)
lovely game for lovely people turned 7 this year and it is something i hold very near and dear (close to. if you will) my heart 💖
ive started work on a comic retelling the games' storymode with my own headcanons and such!! im much more active around discord than i am on the blog, but i'd really like to get it to together and start posting some more.
HERE IS TO. ONE BILLION MORE YEARS OF SHAPES AND BEATS!!!💥💥💥💖💖💖🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
“wait were back? how long was it? 3 months? wait, hang on-“
“ahem… Welcome back one and all, to the Clash of the Cubes! I know it has been a long time, but we will FINALLY start the voting period!”
The stadium is completely empty.
“wait… where is everyone”
Pulse receives a note.
“what do you mean ‘scuffl of da shaeps’”
“…”
“Anyways…”
“Before we go onto voting, I have to sadly share some… bad news.”
“Right before Sed went up and spam the wheel, they… spontaneously combusted and since I forgot to log them into the I.N.O. Machine they…. died”
Pulstep grits their teeth.
“Because of that, I’m not gonna give them point debt! Instead, I’ll split their cut of the debt to the other three!”
“So without further ado, let me waste more time!”
Pulstep pulls up a screen, showing the cards system. Everyone has -133 cards.
“I’ll explain the cards system!”
Cards System
“The Cards System is this finale’s Point System! Whoever accumulates the most cards (or in your case whoever is least indebted) wins! Simple, right? Anyways… the categories are:”
Audience Vote
“Self-explanatory; audience votes, you get points!”
1st: 15
2nd: 10
3rd: 5
Jury Vote
“Every past competitor gets to cast a special jury vote!”
1st: 7
2nd: 5
3rd: 3
Competitor Vote
“Your fellow competitors give their own votes too!”
1st: 5
2nd: 4
3rd: 3
Pulstep’s Hand
“And lastly, I’ll giveaway Cards depending on how I like your battle.”
1st: 8
2nd: 6
3rd: 4
“Now, after all that… I still have more to say!”
Pulstep shows two screens showing Buddy and Cube frozen in time.
“I dunno how that happened, but I’ll give ‘em a week to finish up! The voting also lasts a week though, so hopefully they finish up! If they’re still frozen I’m taking ‘em and sell em as statues.”
“With that out of the way… it is FINALLY time to vote!”
Entries:
I recommend saving your votes until near the end to give time to those who aren’t finished yet!
[UNFINISHED] Cube (@nacora-najita)
C.C. (@acn97414)
[UNFINISHED] Buddy (@blockheadblog)
Vote here!
Cube
C.C.
Buddy
Voting ended onMay 6, 2025
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Hello!! Sorry about the very late posts, other stuff has been taking up my time and I’m a very forgetful procrastinator so yeahhh
Anyways, CotC sure has been a crazy ride! It’s been really fun to host this contest and see other peoples’ entries and art, thank you all for sticking until the end :D
Also Sed died cuz itshosya sadly couldn’t do Challenge 6, however that’s very ok! They put up a very well fight and this was all for fun anyways
Also yes scuffl of da shaeps is still happening wait for like 3 days
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