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I like to use this super rad video app. This is where I post stuff I did with it.

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[niaxain]

Sausage💥

[lovergrlsworld]

the girl at the end, oh my gosh. please love me.

[blkgrlpoet]

😭😭

[loveniaimani]

“I got a flat ass but I still get sausage.”

I love this too much!

[oye-yemaya]

wowoowowow

[blkdaria]

Lmao

[donidarkowitz]

I legit yelled YAAAS! out loud i can’t

[queenofanarchy]

I like girls can I still take sausage HELL YEAH

[alltheyears]

[dollyx]

crying

[661994]

Free as boosie

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Do you remember the internet in the 90s? URLs were dictionary-length, you had to consult that dumb asshole know-nothing Jeeves, and attempting to close pornography resulted in hundreds of more windows of pornography. The horror. But now inadequate search engines and being caught in auto flagrante by your mum is a thing of the past. These days, our online life revolves around the fast-moving content that makes you go "whoa" and "chill" or "what did I do before when I was stoned"? 

Or it's just the shit that you liked in the 90s like Tupac hanging out with Kiss.

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Thus far, 2013 has been a terrific year for music and being a complete head mental if you make music. Both Jay-Z and Kanye released God-bothering LPs, but Hova gets the nod for making his album for Android. JIGGA BE HERE DISPLAYING FLASH KID. Big shouts to Yeezy though for comparing the exclusive nature of NBA court-side seating to Apartheid on Yeezus - over a Strange Fruit sample to boot. That's next level learning-disabled race-relation braggadocio. Other than that, Miley Cyrus's slow descent (read: ASCENT) into a ratch twerkaholic is the only other thing that I care about. Listen to the best tracks of 2013 so far here. Oh and Chance The Rapper!

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This is the day we forget about drone strikes, NSA surveillance and communism. It's time to focus on the ass-kickery that made America great. So here's a bunch of clips of Obama sinking 3s like u mad, the Baywatch intro, Kate Upton's rocking tits bouncing all over the place, Jordan throwing down sick dunks, and all sorts of shit that will make you wanna toss a grip of Taco Bell at Hillary Clinton. Because 'Murica.

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When my friends and I aren't drinking booze, smoking tabs, ripping bongs, hoovering coke, basing meth, selling meth to kids, making them fight each other for meth, making them fight each other for money, robbing kids, paying them with their own money to throw rocks at poor people, strapping rocks to poor people and throwing them at poorer people or writing Amanda Knox slashfic, we're most likely at home with a few juice-boxes and a bunch of hula-hoops watching these videos which really make us LOL (laugh out loud).

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Everyone loves the Simpsons. I'm even cool with the shitty new episodes: "Hey, wanna watch new Simpsons? No? Well then we have to watch Mighty Boosh. Or QI". FUCK THAHT. I made sure to be not no bish when confronted with that choice. Even so, those old episodes were the best, and here's a load of clips that will make you wish you could go back in time and cunt-punt Andy Dick for giving Mrs Hartman the yay that made her go cray and kill Troy McClure. Or something.

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Check out my boy Aaron looking muy guapo as he's arrested by a couple pendejos. A bunch of h8ers have been saying that The Guap will move from Tight End to Wide Receiver during his time in Prison. This is a cheap reference to anal rape btw, as Aaron will not doubt beat the shit outta them then decapitate them before they even get to 2nd down on his cornhole. Here's some highlights of him doing that sport he won't ever do again.