[mod forgot to update this earlier cause they were on phone but you guys can send asks related to demo 5 now π]
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ion even like griefer as much as player or kyoko or jim but this blog accidentally became griefer themed bcs of emmeric(k) so im js rolling w it for now
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(this post may not always be up to date since i often forget to update it sometimes, sorry about that!!)
helloo!!! im @f0rs4k3nbyth3sp4wn! go by soda or lee, you might best know me as the former but either is fine!!
"are you @noobsquadmaxxing??" you ask? eheh.. yes- NOOBSQUAD FANDOM IS DEAD OK πΏπΏπΏ AND SO IS DISCORD SO I GOT BORED AND MADE A BLOCK TALES COUNTERPART
"if you accidentally teased this blog and noobsquadmaxxing in your blog title, does that mean there's gonna be a blog called forsakencel for the forsaken fandom?" nahhh cause these types of blogs were actually inspired by totally-forsaken, go check them out instead lmao (i might make counterparts for other fandoms in the future tho idk)
now, chances (heh) are, youre probably wondering what this blog is for π basically its kind of a hybrid of a headcanons and confessions blog, i accept all yaps as long as they respect my boundaries (so basically anything goes as long as it's not nsfw, darkship or whatever else, and most of all, RELATED TO BLOCK TALES IN SOME WAY [seriously, i will NOT accept any donation spam, i'm a minor who can't donate and im sure most of my followers can't either, plus some of it is js straight up distressing for me. please respect my boundaries on that], js use your common sense!!). ships, AUs, fanarts, it all goes here!
"why didn't you call this blog block-tales-confessions or something then?" well, other than that blog name probably already being taken (idk for sure) i looked at literally-forsaken and realised i can do whatever tf i want w my life (thus what i mean when i say this blog was inspired by them lol), so nah its staying as is.
anywhoo, yes, drop your shit in my askbox (or submissions box if its a fanfic or fanart), and i'll try my best to return the energy!! tagging me in your own/other people's posts so i can reblog them is also completely ok! >:D
main tags:
#π‘οΈ; mod speaks - my talk tag! in hindsight this tag will apply to pretty much every post, except for reblogs where i dont ramble outside of tags!
#π°; block tales news - block tales news!
#ποΈ; canon - canon statements from the devs! :D
#β; not block tales - self explanatory lol
#ποΈ; mod's awesum hoard - stuff i wanna shelf for later lol (e.g. art/fic prompt lists!!)
#π; you've got mail! - askbox tag!
#π; confessions - confessions! this will generally apply for block tales related stuff that doesnt fit in the below tags
#ππ; confessions - confessions, but sent through askbox!
#π‘οΈπ; mod confessions - confessions from yours truly!
#π§Ύ; analysis - analysises and/or theories!
#ππ§Ύ; analysis - same as above, js from inbox
#π‘οΈπ§Ύ; mod analysis - same as above, but its MY analysis πΌ
#π; headcanons - headcanons i reblog!
#ππ; headcanons - headcanons sent in askbox!
#π‘οΈπ; mod headcanons - my headcanons!! ^^
#π; au - AUs i reblog!
#ππ; au - AU yaps submitted in askbox!! (i'll tag the AU name too for convenience)
#π‘οΈπ; mod au - AUs made by meee!!! >:D
#π; oc - oc stuff i reblog!!
#ππ; oc - oc stuff from askbox!
#π‘οΈπ; mod oc - my ocs!! :D
#πΌοΈ; art - block tales fanart i reblog!! ^^
#ππΌοΈ; submissions - submitted fanart!
#π‘οΈπΌοΈ; mod art - art by meee!! >:D do not expect me to draw often lol
#π; fics - fanfics i reblog!
#ππ; submissions - submitted fanfics! (im assuming you can submit fanfics idk yet)
#π‘οΈπ; mod fics - fanfics by me! again, dont expect this i only made this tag as a "js in case" lol
asker tags (non anons included!):
#π; anon - anyone who sends in an ask on anon (anyone with an anon name will get their own asker tag)!
#π; list anon - my goat.. π₯Ήπ₯Ή
oc tags
#π; emmeric(k) thaniyel - if you don't know who emmeric(k) is what are you even doing w your life /j (for those who dont know emmeric[k] is like the togore of the block tales fandom lol)
au tags
#π; ancients' servant au - AU by list anon! basically, this is an AU where calypso accidentally kills player AND captain trotter. the ancients decide to make her their tour guide, and in exchange calypso gets to live!! yay! /silly
#π; terry swap au - another AU by list anon where terry swaps roles with player! despite player being a side character tho, they still find ways to do stupid shit (like touch the ghostwalker)
#π‘οΈπ; doombringer!mysfig au - AU-theory hybrid thing i made tf up. it makes sense tho i promise
hear my stupid Block Tales Concept out: Call 1x1x1x1.
You may ask "What the fuck? How the hell that would even work from lore point of view." So lemme cook here.
So after you kick his ass(which would be superboss so it would be tough fight.) he would go something along lines like this "Hah... Y'know what? That was... Amazing. I never had this so fun fighting someone. You made feel something.. curiosity. I'll observe your journey. You made me that curious so I want to see how it ends." And after you get his call card. So yeah my whole idea is that, Player kicks his ass SO HARD, 1x1x1x1 gets interested. Because he rarely sees mortals.. that gives him a hell of a fight. And he's now wanna see the ending of your story.. in first row seats.
The badge would probably be named "Frenemies." idk.
I have no idea how Player will explain to others that he and 1x1x1x1 are now literal temporally allies.
Others: Uhh whatcha you got there Player?
Player:(is trying hide 1x4) an bloxy cola?
sorry for the lateass response, i havent been very active on tumblr lately π₯π₯ anyways. 1x1x1x1 in block tales mention.. πππ <- guy who may like 1x
honestly the idea of 1x simply being intrigued by player because of how strong they are is a very intriguing one!! i imagine he'd js randomly show up to pester player at times when he's bored as well ππ (which also does lean into the whole "player trying to hide their alliance with 1x from their friends" idea huh)
I really enjoyed it!!! The paintball gun mechanic was fun! And I really liked most of the characters! Cassie is such a sweet girl, a bit annoying sometimes but a great character nonetheless, my favorite definitely has to be Robur, especially when I got to the trinity council fight his move set ids so cool!!! Absolute pain of a boss fight but still fun :) Telamon was hilarious for literally doing nothing lol, anyway time for headcanons!
Cassie before her fathers death was a lot more cheerful and outgoing
all of the trinity council members were close with Cassie when she was a kid so she used to call them uncle or auntie,
Azuri was the one that taught Cassie magic,
Robur is the closest with Cassie, and also the closest with Kleos
Cassie reminds the trinity council of her father a lot
Cassie and Kyoko would be great friends if they ever met,
the last thing I want to say is that throughout the demo it was implied that the Korblox were the reanimated dead of people from the heights, so I genuinely taught that the final boss was going to be Kleos who was brought back as an Korbloxian
we actually didnt get to try the paintball gun since we forgot we could use it in battle so i had to read up on its wiki page LMAO. its actually very cracked w call cards like calypso and griefer especially π and yea, the paintball puzzles themselves were a fun change of pace!! (i have yet to try the mona lisa achievement.. π₯)
anyways yea, cassie was a pretty great character! everytime she like gave me and my team a good buff in battle (or use the windforce in the case of the final boss) i'd start screaming "YES WE LOVE YOU CASSIE" lol π she could be annoying sometimes for sure, but to me personally it seemed like an average fear response LMAO
AND TELAMON BEING A CHUD AS USUALL (/LH)... wait you mentioning him reminded me of some peak our friend wrote that completely altered our perception of how tela/shed was portrayed in block tales ong (they gave us permission to post it since theyre too lazy to do it themself but i keep forgetting to do that), but its nearly bedtime so like i'll have to remember to do that tomorrow smh
collects your headcanons ποΈ lets take a lπk
yea the trinity council were definitely close to cassie to some extent when she was younger considering how protective they are of her when she's initially crowned queen ππ like thats their little baby niece or whatever she's only 3 apples tall π₯Ήπ₯Ή
i keep forgetting cassie literally throws fireballs and makes lightning strikes since she did it so rarely in my playthrough (since yk.. she doesnt do friendly fire against her own guards), but YESSS I AGREE ππ THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
πππ interesting.. it does give them more motive to be protective of her too methinks! though i think out of all the times cassie reminded the trinity of her dad, it would've been like after the windforce fight (or like pre-canon as well, if we're counting your headcanon about her once being more cheerful and outgoing).
OH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT, THEY'D LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH. GUYS START WRITING THE FICS NOW WE NEED TO MAKE THESE TWO MEET NOW /NF
oh wait really? i think i was too busy thinking about my deck and the main story to focus on any lore implications the devs may have dropped during chapter 5 itself (maybe you got that from talking to the skeleton NPCs or something? i was w my brother and friend who already finished the chapter so i didnt stick around to talk to NPCs much since i had teammates waiting for me). that's interes-
WAIT. WAIT. THAT COULD'VE BEEN SO FIRE. THAT COULD'VE BEEN SO GOOD. OH MY GOD. BLOCK TALES DEVS HIRE LIST ANON NOW πΏ /SILLY /POS
that said.. player block tales angst mentioned πππ
yea, i feel like player at the beginning would've kinda idealised their situation and gotten really excited over becoming like a hero who has to go through this epic quest. but killing cruel king (WE are not calling him blackrock king π₯) kinda shattered that illusion of grandiosity ig (allegedly we killed the other knights as well.. but i refuse to believe that ok [especially since it implies we killed NPCs like the pirate crew and the little nooblet kids] its not canon. to me).
its ok player i understand i kinda js randomly dissociate and space out too ππ (yea sillee because WE HAVE A DISSOCIATIVE DISORDER - βοΈ) <- SYBAU CLOUD THIS IS MY BLOG GET OUT
trauma so terrible the burdens of their responsibilities became visible on their resting face and accidentally resulted in a resting bitch face ππ i see you list anon
its a good thing the devs recently clarified in the rewrite that player would not turn into a hugeass plant creature or anything since they dont have enough 'affinity' for sword energy for that, otherwise i'd be really worried for what cutting themself on the sfoth swords would do to them, on accident or not ππ
i dont wanna edit the blog desc on phone since the phone app messes the formatting up, and i cant get to my laptop rn, but you guys are now allowed to send asks about demo 5 since i've finished it!!! ^^
I just finishing playing through demo 5 and have a bunch of headcanons for that, but I donβt want to spoil you if you havenβt played it yet, so Iβm just gonna to give some another headcanons for now until I know you played it
Cruel King canβt handle hot weather at all
Captain Trotter tells the worst dad jokes
Griefer canβt handle jumpscares well at all
Kyoko is really good at card games
Calypso canβt swim and has a fear of the ocean
HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET TO MAKE A POST ABOUT HOW I HAVENT PLAYED DEMO 5. tysm list anon ππ it's true i havent played demo 5 yet, i want to wait until i can play it on VC with friends, but thats gonna take awhile since i gotta wait until the parents leave home lol (plus i wanna at least finish something for my sonic AU before letting baller boot me from the host role in our sys again for the next couple of months). anyways π
LOL rip cruel king, it's funny because he lives so close to the sunniest part of crossroads. or wait im pretty sure thats js a part of his kingdom now. rip cruel king his own kingdom's weather is against him (unless you mean he cant handle it after getting corrupted by the ice dagger idk)
i see it for sure π₯Ήπ₯Ή
HIS ASS IS SCREAMING EVERYTIME HE PLAYS A HORROR GAME THATS WHY HE LIVES IN THE TREE THE TURITOPOLIS RESIDENTS COULDNT HANDLE IT ANYMORE βοΈβοΈβοΈ /silly
πππ lol i can imagine her making griefer rage /j
CALYPSO NOOO πππ i js know she was going through it when she decided to join trotter's crew to repay him,,, ππ ueueueueue
Demo 5 is right around the corner, so I wanted to share some quick headcanons :)
Red and blue have a silly extra long handshake that only they know
In all the choas thatβs happened, Player is starting to forget who they were before they came into the past
Jerry has a rock collection
Kyoko loves to draw, she often draws her and her sister, but itβs getting harder to draw her sister now
Calypso doesnβt take any of the gold after demo 4, even tho it would let her go home to her sister faster, because it feels wrong without the crew and Captain Trotter
Hey List Anon here to yap about the Terry Swap AU, mainly the dream world part
Player ends up there first, and its mostly the same as the base game, but he loses to Hatred because he doesnt have the Ghost Potion and gets corrupted or whatever
Terry ends up in the dreamworld and starts looking for Player,
After a while, Terry encounters Hatred disguised as Player, and he can tell something is off and attacks Fake Player, who runs away and leads him to the other emotions, so Terry kills them and makes himself weaker
Greed is basically the same, talking about normal Greed stuff
Solitude talks about how Terry is the only one who knows mostly the truth and is alone because of this, he cant tell Player about this because they wouldn't understand, and also standard Solitude stuff
Fear's fight is different, Terry attacks Fear first, thinking he is working with the Fake Player, Fear defends himself and halfway through the fight, Terry realizes Fear is only defending himself mostly and stops, and asks Fear where he can find Player, Fear explains that the only way to get to Hatreds domain to weaken his soul, which he needs to kill Fear fow, so the fight continues
Fear also talks about Terrys fear of losing those he cares about,
When Terry finally gets to Hatred, Hatred taunts him by showing Corrupted Player
After Terry beats Hatred, Player is also saved and they both wake up, and Terry yells at Player for the whole next hour or so
sorry for answering this late gng my laptop REFUSED to connect to the wifi yesterday and mobile tumblr sucks so. anyways onto answering!!!
ouhh hell nah player your ass is COOKED ππ
ouhhh. ouh terry :( NOOOO RIP FEAR. it had to be done unfortunately πΏπΏ
waow.. i wonder how ts affects them both tho since they BOTH 'killed' their manifestations. like wouldnt terry's emotions also be affected?? hm.
Hey List Anon here to yap more about the Terry Swap AU,
Terry misses his rocket launcher, and the moment he gets one, he is so happy
Player is the one driving the car in Demo 2 because Terry can't reach the pedals
Terry makes Player carry most of their stuff
When they get to the manor, Terry is planning ahead to make sure Player doesnt touch the ghostwalker, but Player sneaks away during the battle with Slasher and touches it anyway, Terry touches it to go save Player
ouhh π i wonder what happened to terry's rocket launcher. probably died from age or smth idk, it HAS been awhile since 2010
LMAO, i can imagine terry yelling at player. "BRUH STOP WHY ARE YOU GOING SO FAST WE'RE GOING TO CRASH"
i can see ts too π₯Ήπ₯Ή "you got us into this mess bruh, this is the least you can do you slob!!"
hmmm wait this kinda goes into the speech i included for the previous point ngl. player wants to be useful and decides to go ahead and get the ghostwalker for player EVEN THOUGH THEYRE NOT MEANT TO FUCKING TOUCH IT. and then terry is like "WTF NOT AGAIN" and has the bright idea to touch the ghostwalker this time to get inside player's brain (and it somehow WORKS).
player waking up in their brain to terry shaking them awake: "player, wake up. you ###### up big time." /ref
ok but on a serious note i wonder how the dreamworld will commence in chapter 3 because i do NOT see terry trusting hatred's sketchy ass at all. realistically terry probably either spawns way behind those two or spawns in a different place from them.
Hey List Anon here to yap about the Terry swap AU, so in this AU Terry has already lived through the events of the game and remembers what happened to Player and how the events affected Player, so when they both end up traveling back in time, Terry tries to stop Player going through the events and ends up taking the role of Player, Plauer just comes along for the ride because he has no clue what to do and Terry actually seems to know at least a bit of whatβs going on,
Terry also tries to change the outcome of certain events, like trying to save Cruel King, stopping Griefer from stabbing himself etc. but all these events somehow happen anyway
Player in this AU plays a much more active role in the story, talking to others and helping Terry a lot, Player also ends up talking for Terry a lot because Terry yells a lot, mainly with Shedletsky because Terry blames him for everything Player had to know through,
ouhh.. so its like a time travel fix it AU... π i love those!!! πππ΄
player being stupid and whimsical as always π₯Ήπ₯Ή how is bro messing up even with terry yelling at them to let him take care of everything LMAOO
NOT THE CANON EVEN TTREATMENT πππ rip cruel king and captain trotter they still fucking disintegrated /silly
LMAO THE TERRY AND SHEDLETSKY FRIENDSHIP DIVORCE. i mean you cant really blame terry but still im giggling bro the cognitive dissonance is insane
Hey List Anon here, to yap about the Anicents Servant AU,
So the Anicents are very curious and donβt understand modern tech/slang, so they get very confused quickly, and they tend to wander off if Calypso leaves her eyes off of them for even a little bit,
They took the gold in the temple, so they can afford to go anywhere, and the Anicents require constant blood sacrifices to keep a physical form, luckily not too much
Also Player can sometimes, very rarely take control of one of the heads and talk to Calypso
helloo!! waves at you :D
honestly yea i cant blame them π₯Ήπ₯Ή 99% of the hivemind is UNC after all /silly
LMAO, calypso has to keep an eye on the ancients like a toddler ππ mfw im going out shocking with my thinly disguised eldritch horror and realise i lost them
hmmmm yea makes sense to me π€π€
OH π i wonder where they get the blood sacrifices from.. they prolly get calypso to do it but dang i wonder how it'd work
oooh.. π i wonder what they talked about when that happened lmao
Hey, List Anon here to yap about another AU I have!
This one I call the Terry Swal AU, basically Player and Terry swap roles, so old Terry gets stuck into the Time Machine and somehow ends up in the past in his younger selfβs body, Player is also there but takes the role of Terry, he is mainly just there just Terry is not as impulsive as him, and wouldnβt do anything stupid(like touching the Ghostwalker) so Player is there to force him to make those decisions/make them for him.
list anon im so sorry i had this tab open, went on to my school break, and proceeded to forget about it π₯Ήπ₯Ή IM BACK NOW THO, TIME TO READ TS ππ
ouhh, interesting interesting. i wonder how player ended up in the past if they swapped with terry (maybe they js went together and terry js ended up taking their role anyways but idk)
player is already sounding like the doomed side characters everyone loves but also treats like a stupid toddler (cause they are/silly) π₯Ήπ₯Ή
Hey List Anon here, more stuff on my my Calypso suffers au, which I have been calling Anicents Servant AU,
The Ancients human disguises only has one eyes so Calypso gave them her hat to cover their face, so the ancients just wear the hat tilted downwards enough to cover their face but they can still see
Terry and Jerry are the first people to find out Players dead because on the way out Calypso and the Ancients run into them, Terry doesnβt really believe it at first, meanwhile the Anicents have never seen penguins before and are very curious
Calypso wants to know tell Shedletsky about Players death but is stuck with the Anicents, Shedletsky has no clue and just thinks Player is taking their time with getting the sword
heyllooo1!! :D ooh, updating the tags πΌπΌ
ouhhh, that makes sense :0 lmao the ancients are cooked if they visit the heights tho /silly
oh my god. i js KNOW terry is gonna freak out.. glances at block tales chapter 3
LMAO shedletsky so clueless rn π₯Ήπ₯Ή dawg tf are you gonna do when you realise your employee IS the sacrifice out of the excavation you suggested pre chapter 4?? smh
Hey, List Anon here, just wanted to yap about my calypso block tales AU where I make her suffer :D
So basically everyone is the same until the end of the Trotter fight, instead of Calypso pushing Trotter, its player, and Player falls as well.
She is just in shock and panicking a lot when the Anicents appears, the Anicents are satisfied with two souls instead of one, and wonder how much the world had changed, so they offer her a deal to let her live if she basically becomes its servant/tour guide lol, and it takes a human from, or the client thing to one it has, so now she is basically a babysitter for a ancient god and have unresolved problems :D
Also Captain Trotter and Player are part of the Anicents now, Captain Trotter is basically part of the hive mind now, which is part of the reason Calypso was spared, and Player is actually not part of the hive mind due the fact his soul is pure, so he is just chilling and watching from inside, unable to do anything :D
hellooo!!! waves at- WHAT. CALYPSO WHAT. YOU DONE FUCKED UP GIRL. HOW IS SHEDLETSKY GONNA BE LAZY AND GET OTHERS TO DO HIS J*B FOR HIM NOW!!! /SILLY (i do wonder wtf shed is gonna do about his 'temporary employee' being dead tho)
PFFT- calypso how are you explaining ts to everyone else now ππ "hey- oh my god what the FUCK is that girl" "oh yeah uh. this is my very normal friend, their name is- uhhhh uhhhh. their name is uh-" "π π ππΏππ ππππ ππΏππ’ππ πππ΄" "huh" "?????"
hmmmm yeah that makes se- oh. ok this is js a typical player L wdym theyre stuck in isolation for the rest of their afterlife with no control of their current 'body' now πππ₯ bluddy how are you getting out of this one ππ (answer: THEY DONT πππ)
Art idea: player being 100% possessed by hatred and griefer & cruel king have to snap player back to reality
Went less in the direct hatred possession angle and just made it player being indirectly influenced by some nasty little remnants of it in their little half-lobotomized brain
does that make sense? i feel like it doesn't but I'm too tired rn imma go to sleep
Heyyyyy, its me, List Anon from the noobsquad blog, i came here to yap about my headcanons that arent for the noodsquad tales AU
Anyways, headcanons for Terry because he is my favorite:
He keeps trying to avoid Player by choosing the most ramdom vacation spots, but somehow always ends up where Player is
He does a lot of different jobs
He hates hot weather
He has to contanstly watch over Jerry because of how trusting and naive Jerry is
Is contanstly annoyed by other peoples stupidity, mainly Players
Has to speak louder because he is short, and people sometimes doesnt see him, mainly if he has to buy something
OH MY GOD THE DROUGHT IS OVER!!! LIST ANON MY GOAT!
ooh, terry hcs.. π
on one hand the "terry actually purposely follows player around to keep them safe cause hes concerned but plays tough by pretending its a coincidence" hcs are funny.. on the other hand ts being an actual coincidence is also funny
honestly maybe thats why hes so sick and tired of everyone. cause he worked retail /j
ion blame you terry π₯ rip vro he went to the fucking desert to avoid player despite being a penguin AND STILL MET PLAYER
honestly yea i think it'd be really easy to kidnap jerry ππ real reason terry is strong as shit: he had to fight everyone wanting to illegally adopt jerry cause he's precious as hell /j
oooh :0 yeah actually that makes sense. is this why short people are always angry /jk
