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@blog-elp
ELP , also known as RILEY VIGIER. 36-year-old wet rat ( affectionate ) from vancouver. sarcastic, unfiltered, & energetic but as loyal as they come … sometimes to a fault — as he has a tendency to be quite naive. a little obnoxious & unorthodox yet the first to stand up for social justice. will always protect the underdog. probably has a phd in ‘ clowning around ’. || open to all plots , but don’t wish to jump into anything major too fast. dms always open.
OKAY BUT WHO THE ELSE SENT ME BREADED SEASONING?!?
yeah but i’m trying to be brave about it, i can’t just come out and say i’m lonely like that. sparky would hate that whole trip and you know it. i even hate that long ass flight, so if you two ever come out, you’re stuck here. not letting you go back home, sorry. HA you’re too easy — i didn’t touch it, i swear. like getting it pulled way too much to go bald.
i would and i DID, even though i gotta wait until sunday now for your actual match, you little liar. seriously though, it’s the least i could do to lose some sleep for you.
If you’re paying for one of these social media networks, I hope you get eaten by a shark. 🤷🏻♂️
i don’t even wanna be on half these sites let alone pay for ‘em. idk about sharks, but these people already look dumb enough on their own with their big blue check marks.
OKAY BUT WHO THE ELSE SENT ME BREADED SEASONING?!?
i think you'd love it here. definitely one of the prettiest places in the world, on top of all the food and the nerdy pop culture for losers like me. i can't lie, it gets pretty lonely though when i'm stuck here for weeks like this. are you throwing out the ' L ' word right now when you were trying to cut off all my hair like a month ago ?? man, this is progress. so i guess now's a bad time to let you know i shaved my whole head and i'm definitely not lying just 'cus i think it's cute when you get all mad ??
you're strong as fuck, you could make literally anything work and look great. already got alarms set to make sure i'm watching tuesday, no pressure or anything.
I hate the term “mamas boy” like ohh shit you love your mom? You’re fuck right I love my mother. I’m a proud damn mamas boy. Mamas boy ain’t no damn insult. LOVE YOUR MOTHERS.
you're such a softie. seriously though, reading this made my day. everyone acts like it's cute and all when they're talking about their cats or dogs, but when one of us is a ' mama's boy ' suddenly it's an issue.
@headbangaa could I borrow your fuck boy chain?
no way, you’d give it back with all your cooties. get your own, man. if you wanna be about this life, you’ve got to commit.
seeing my boyfriend and my brother do a dance off was the funniest fucking thing on the planet.
i really thought that was a fever dream.
OKAY BUT WHO THE ELSE SENT ME BREADED SEASONING?!?
i’m gonna need you to stop before everyone starts making fun of me for smiling all stupid at my phone and blushing. i already sacrifice so many nights of good sleep to talk to you ‘cus i’m stuck on the other side of the world half the time, so i think that pretty much speaks for itself. don’t touch the hair though, i’m not asking you to change anything and if anyone ever does, then fuck them.
i feel like you do get those compliments, you just don’t know it. wait though, what about submissions ?? ‘cus like, i’ve got all the time this weekend. could probably even throw in a couple more ‘babe’s too.
OKAY BUT WHO THE ELSE SENT ME BREADED SEASONING?!?
i meant going crazy in a good way. i don’t think you know how fucking hilarious you are without even trying. like i sit here and THINK about my dumb jokes and hope i don’t end up blocked or something ( shoutout to the chicken joke though, might be my best work ). that fluttering is probably just your instincts trying to tell you to leave the weird guy with the wet hair alone. hopefully that’s not it though …
you sounded smart AND you’re right, look at you go. i’ve got a pretty good distraction right now so — turns out the pain’s not that bad. now you have to win next week. someone’s got to and it’s not gonna be me. all you, babe. you sure that’s a starbucks order and not a chemistry equation ?? ‘cus fucking eh. i got it though. anyone puts one more pump of vanilla in there ?? they’re a goner.
@poprcx … you literally asked for this. this is what you get.
close enough. i don’t know, what do i look like ?? the zombie apocalypse expert ?? i watched half of ‘ the walking dead ’ back in the day. even a baby survived in it, so you got this.
OKAY BUT WHO THE ELSE SENT ME BREADED SEASONING?!?
i don’t know what it is, but if it’s sexy ?? i’ll take it. stop it with the wrinkles, they’re not gonna get past your 85 special sauces. if you say all this just to sit across from me like -> 😐 ‘cus you can’t have any wrinkly emotion, i’m— i don’t know what i’d do. god, i hate that you make me feel like i’m going crazy but i’m smiling all stupid at my phone like an idiot. so thanks for that.
right now ?! uhh, i got my ass whooped like less than 20 hours ago in japan, but fuck it — why not. you tapped, i’m on a losing streak. you’ll look fucking flawless still and i’ll just be over here being stupid, but what’s the starbucks order ?? i’m taking notes just in case …
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@poprcx … you literally asked for this. this is what you get.
what happened to you climbing up trees ?? i heard you're like 4'2", you can make it work. fit into all the small places and let everyone else get killed. you got this 👍🏻
@poprcx … you literally asked for this. this is what you get.
most likely to survive the longest in the zombie apocalypse
roxanne
saraya
wardaddy
moxley
tiffany’s dog
orange cassidy’s glasses 🕶️
there — happy, @poprcx ??
so the rat dog and the sunglasses are tied. great job, guys. you’re all dying day one of the apocalypse.
Pink Mullet, it’s giving very much pinkie pie. A icon in my eyes for that.
you know what ?? i’m good with that. i see it.
