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assume you will beep assume you’ll be chased assume they pin up a picture of your face out back assume every customer is undercover LP don’t wait for it to happen to you plan for the worst
more info on light/motion sensitivity tags. these tags are starting to pop up on some electronics and on commonly stolen high-ticket items at ulta. i’m currently looking for where a deactivator can be bought
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Damn, fam.
It’s been a while. I’ve got good news and bad news. First - the bad news. I was smuggling make up at Sephora right and like no SA were around and I made sure not to do it in front of customers either because like no thank you, and okay so like I smiled at this one girl(regular customer)who looked my way and then 30 seconds later I see her talking to an SA and that SA looks my way so I fucking know I’ve been made and then I haul my ass outta there, I didn’t have time to ditch my shit because 1. I was about to piss myself and 2. I’m a greedy mofo. After I leave the store, I hear “excuse me, do you want a basket?”. I turn back and the SA is inside the store and she’s says again “do you want a basket?” and I was like ??? no I didn’t get anything. And she’s like “okay but do you want a basket for the things you were looking at?” and I was like no and she was like “well do you wanna come back into the store and show me what you were looking at?” and I was like ???? noooooo, and she was like “where is the stuff you were looking at?” and I’m like I put it back where it was and she’s like “where” and I’m like ????? right there (pointing in the general direction of where the stand is), BYE. And I hauled assssssss. I didn’t run but I fucking sped walk down the mall hall and fucking ran through the door and omg it was like WHAT THE FUCK. I CHANGED MY FUCKING CLOTHES BEHIND A TREE, I WAS SO SKETCHED OUT.
Okay important point: Anti-lifters don’t just exist online!! THEY EXIST IN REAL LIFE. THEY ARE NOT JUST POLICE OR SECURITY OR ATTENTIVE AF SA. THEY ARE THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU. EVERYWHERE. YOU JUST GOTTA ASSUME THAT EVERYONE, CUSTOMER OR OTHERWISE IS A FUCKING ANTI-LIFTER WHO WANTS TO BE A FUCKING HERO. Like what the fuck, that girl doesn’t get a fucking gold star for ratting on me. What the fuck is it to her???? ANYWAY. DON’T BE LIKE ME. I’M TOO WILD FOR MY OWN GOOD. LIFT SMART. IF YOU GET SUS’D OUT, DROP YOUR SHIT. DO NOT BE GREEDY. I am lucky because there was no sephora security but holy fuck, if there was? I’d be in jail right now. In. Jail. Stay safe, my babes
Signs LP are watching you
Today was my first lift since being caught. Talk about PARANOID!! It took me 5 HOURS to hit 3 stores in the mall.
Pre-Caught, I’d hit about 5-7 stores in less than 2 hours and get 10x the amount! I miss the confidence, adrenaline and FUN I had. I see it in you guys now. Enjoy every minute of it people. I really hope to get it back one day. Baby Steps….Or, baby hauls.
So I thought several people were LP in any and every store I went into today. I was crazy paranoid!!! ANYONE who made eye contact with me, pissed me off. Especially MEN in Victoria Secret. Mind your own business Asshole!!! Constant staring, constant looking. A lifters pet peeve! Especially today.
So one mistake I made when I got caught was I paid zero attention to the two LP that were following me on foot. I kinda noticed them, but it wasn’t until afterwards that I kept kicking myself for not paying more attention.
After you leave a dressing room, walk away and then quickly go back as if you left something in it…because hopefully you did leave a few items behind so you have an excuse. Anyone rush in there? Pay attention.
You finally get into a dressing room to conceal and hear someone go in the room next to you. If it’s not that busy, be very suspicious! Look underneath if you’re able to. Not completely underneath, Hahaha, but at their feet. Are they doing anything or just sitting there? If they’re not trying on clothes or seem to be trying on 1 item for 10 minutes, be careful.
Go to random areas of the store and reach into a pile of jeans and move them or re-stack a couple shirts. That person who followed you, do they go there too and pretend to look at the same stack? How convenient.
Do they get in line behind you? Not just anyone, but a person who’s been following you, checking your dressing room or constantly on their cell phone and watching you? Watch for this.
This could save you 1 Arrest, $2000, a ride in a cop car, community service hours, a boring diversion class and court costs.
Reblogging this again because, after having been caught, this is SO SO TRUE
I'm rambling again
I’m seeing a lot of people deactivate and get caught. Sometimes you don’t even have to be sloppy or make mistakes to get caught. Just like you can get really lucky and the stars just align for you and you can pull off an amazing lift, the same thing can happen but against you.
Please everyone be careful and remember this is not a contest. I’m not directing this at anyone or trying to be shady, I just truly hope from the bottom of my heart that no one gets in trouble. I love all of you and regardless of who you are I wish you the best.
After this weekend concludes and I do my third day of heisting I plan on chilling out for a little.
I’ll definitely still be active and probably keep lifting regularly but maybe not in such big hauls just to be safe.
Sometimes I forget that**I have a whole life ahead of me**and there’s time to get whatever I can’t get my hands on now in the future.
If you think pesky salespeople are invading your personal space, check out these 5 technologies that are tracking your movements throughout a store.
tips from a lovely person who messaged me!!
hey, it just occurred to me that I saw on youtube or some documentary some professional lifters were caught in a big sting at hollister, and it was all on camera
@blog-prettygirlposts-us what is the name of the doc?
Called secrets of the shoplifters
firstly I just wanna say that obviously I didn’t lift this all in one trip or even on one day. these are multiple hauls from over several days. plus I’m an experienced lifter. don’t try and lift this all at once. your arms will fall off. shops: boots, Starbucks, tiger, AEO, wh smith, UO, topshop, primark, debenhams, waitrose. total: £520.71 // $680 my highlights: durex vibrator, uo cat cushion, everything from topshop, debenhams/yankee wax melts, primark throw
which store were those hangers from? I need some
Have any of you seen this lately?
Naked palettes and perfumes had the basic RFID tag and this large white one. While I was there (for like half an hour) I heard at least three beeps. These don’t stop beeping and the SAs had to go to the front to stop the noise/ deactivate it. The last time I was in Ulta (June) they didn’t have these so idk if this is new or ? I almost never go to Ulta because Sephora is easier for me, and I couldn’t get any palettes… I was next to this girl that literally just picked a Naked palette up and it started beeping for no reason.
When I was paying for a cheap eyeliner one started beeping and the SA said “Just get used to this noise haha…”. I guess this could be used as an advantage? There weren’t many SAs, and if they’re at the register trying to deactivate this maybe they’ll be too distracted?
I came back just re-blog this bruhuuh….. Ulta is not fucking around anymore… first trackable perfume tags now this? Is that a fucking camera??
So pretty much all day I’ve been reading articles about “how to spot a shoplifter” and I feel like everyone should do this holy shit there’s some stuff that I do that people might see as sus that i didnt even realize!? I’ll do a write up of the most impt ones later!
http://crimeprevention.rutgers.edu/crime/shoplifting/shopliftersignals.html this website has a really good chart ab what they do and do not look out for
Why is everyone getting caught
…especially from Walmart, Sephora, and Khol’s I thought we talked about how terrible it was to lift from these places
If anyone here is new, please don’t use hashtags like “lifting” “shoplifting” or any other conspicuous tag. Idk how anti lifters got to my dillards post but ? I had to delete it because they wouldnt quit reblogging it and adding stupid bitch anti lifter commentary. I think it was bc someone added tags to it
reblogged posts do not show up in public tags when people add tags to them just so everyone knows reblogged posts also do not go away if you delete them, ie they’re still available on ppl’s blogs and rebloggable
Caught At Sephora.
I’ve been lifting for a while now, flawlessly. I always do my research on store policies & on extra tips going around in the community.. I was so sloppy the other day it’s so embarrassing. So, I was with my homegirl and we had just gotten done lifting a SHIT ton of stuff that was all in the car. We went into JCPenny and saw the Sephora so we were like fuck yeah let’s go in. I remember I had a gut feeling like “don’t do this..” but I told myself to “quit being a pussy.” I had my homegirl distract the one SA and I grabbed a smash box primer water & a ABH brow definer.. I found a blindspot where I thought cameras couldn’t see me, I crouched down acting like I was looking at some products and slipped them in my bag. We left right after pretty smooth and then as we were exiting JCPenny, I felt a tap on my shoulder. This ugly ass nerd wanna be cop looking’ ass came at me and told me to go with him because I had stolen items from “his store” Sephora. I denied his accusations & kept walking. He got in my face and told me he was going to beat the fuck out of me and this and that. blah blah. Lemme skip ahead, I cooperated with him, I thought I was smart and took out anything that had my name on it in my wallet before I even got to the store but I fucked up and left my credit card in it. I fucked up man, the cops were called and I had court three days ago. They went super hard on me for my FIRST offense and tried to give me 2 years probation, $400 dollar fine and a lifetime ban from the location..I’m fighting this case btw. Anyways, JCPenny is high key on their shit. Their camera room is insane. LP is on their shit & out for blood. They will chase you, verbally attack the shit out of you and try to fuck ya life up. stay safe babes and ALWAYS trust your gut feeling… ps the day i got out of court I went on an emotional lil spree and saved $150 dollars :)) lmao x
I’m so sorry ): from what you said it seems like things will get better for you though
My ass got caught at Kohls... They had a case on me and I’m fucking stupid... THEY TOOK MY MAGNET
I’m gonna make this short and to the point because I’m still upset over it, my ass went back to that Kohls after like 5 months because I ‘‘needed’‘ to get a new lifting bag. Basically I got caught and they told me they’ve been waiting so long for me to come back and all that. They didn’t call the cops on me and I appreciate it so much. They were the chillest LP I’ve ever met and we even played ball in their office (lol). They took my fucking magnet though, now I don’t have a hook or a magnet. They showed me pictures of me and everything. They even talked about the time I ran. I know I’m stupid for going back so ya don’t need to tell me and all that. Lesson learned. I officially don’t fuck with Kohls anymore. Thanks for all of your support guys. Bye <3
target is not a free for all. target is not a free for all. target is not a free for all.
these RFID tags were found inside of target’s cardboard clothing tags. when you lift from target, tear or cut through the tags to deactivate them, or just take them off the article of clothing.
don’t get caught.
Almost got caught at Dollar General.
So I was at DG to get some Starbucks coffee drinks, pizza rolls, hot pockets and candy bars and basically my nerves were all over the place bc I’m sick and my sister was in the car and rushing me and I even dropped one of my drinks and had to get the lady to clean it up. Basically I was just nervy AF and wanted to get out asap so I could go to the grocery store. Well I didn’t buy anything BC I didn’t have my card on me but just figured, whatever, they’re always lax af and I’ve walked out with no prob plenty of times. I should’ve known something was up when the lady kept waiting by the door (I literally just read a post about this being a warning sign last night) but being anxious as hell to just get it over with I still headed towards the door. And what do you know? She stopped me and asked me where all the stuff went. At this point I honestly felt like I kinda left my body, it just didn’t feel real that I was being stopped. I lied and told her I left it in the trash bag aisle where I dropped my drink bc I realized I forgot my card. She asked to see my purse. I said no, but offered to walk with her to the aisle. She told me to just leave the store and not come back. So feeling instantly relieved, I headed out. Then she decides to stand in the doorway hollering about if I show back up she’s calling the cops and she’s all “I know you have stuff in your goddamn purse, lady” so I get aggravated and, still, walking to my car, flip her off over my shoulder. And you know what she does? The bitch runs up behind me and goes “you know what I can do!!” And tries yanking my purse from behind me. So on instinct I turned around and decked her in the face. We wound up fighting on the ground and my sister had to break it up but to make a long story short, I got away. Well my sister frequently shops there (and steals there too) so after she dropped me off she went back up there to talk to the lady (who is apparently assistant manager) and ensure she wasn’t calling the cops. Apparently being fucking anxious as hell I slipped up and concealed in the wrong aisle and was on camera (she showed my sister, but the woman didn’t know this when she stopped me) but she wasn’t pressing charges. But apparently I fucked her up bad. Like, her glasses are broke and apparently her car got dented (idk how, I guess she was parked next to us) and she’s cut up or something. And apparently she was crying. Honestly, I feel bad, BC I was in the wrong for stealing, but SHE was the one standing in the store shouting insults at me. SHE ran up on me AFTER telling me I was okay to go. And she broke the strap on my purse when she yanked it. I won’t apologize for defending myself.
But regardless the fact is I could have been in deep shit tonight. I didn’t go to the grocery store. I don’t think this will keep me from lifting at all but it was definitely a slap to the face and brought me back to reality. I have been way way way too cocky. I keep thinking it will never happen to me. Even when confronted with her I remember thinking “I’m not fixing to go to jail” but I CANNOT get away with everything. I WILL eventually go down if I don’t start being careful. My eating disorder led me to that store tonight to steal food, and I have got to fight it somehow, because that desperation is going to fuck me over big time.
Guys, please be careful. You never know when you’ll be caught. I’ve gone to that store for almost a year. I’ve stolen hundreds of dollars worth of shit from the mall. And yet I could’ve gone down for some fucking pizza rolls. Please don’t be stupid.
Wow this is crazy lol, definitely an eye opener
I still can’t believe it happened lol in the store I was just trying to get her out of my way (which is why I offered to walk her to the aisle) so I could run lmao I didn’t expect us to fight. But like, I can’t stand being grabbed or feeling threatened in any way. I’m 100% sure the reason she didn’t call the cops is bc she knew she was in the wrong for grabbing me especially after telling me I could leave. The only funny part was during the fight I had candy bars fall out of my purse lol but yeah it def taught me to be more careful. To this day I’m still paranoid about Dollar General and I hate it bc it’s so easy lol
Well shit, glad your ok and no police were involved.
Omg girl! Glad youre okay that was so fun to read though!
I’m glad you punched her in her shit
Another warning on dollar general: A few months ago was frequenting a few stores, and wasn’t really being super discrete, and a lot of the items I was taking I know are high theft items (razors, medicine, electronics). I know they have people not in store who watch multiple store’s cameras. Like LP in another location who call the police from where ever they are and they’ll catch you themselves if they saw you on camera. So one time I just felt weird and I had been lifting about once a week for a while so I decided to buy something I needed and put back some stuff I had in my purse, and I concealed something on my person. When I went outside (after only being in the store ten minutes), there was a police officer sitting in his car. I was very freaked out. I knew he was sent there for me. 10 seconds after I get in my car, he drives away. I was so scared he was going to pull up behind me! I think he probably left because the dollar general LP guy wasn’t sure anymore if I had anything because I put some stuff back. OR his intent was to find my license plate info so if I continued to lift from Dollar General I could be ID’d. I haven’t lifted from there for more than a year now, and I probably won’t from those locations for another year or two. LP people have very good memories, guys.
The reason she didn’t call the cops was because she left the store to assault you. That is a huge no no in corporates eyes. She would have lost her job. She better pray the DM doesn’t check the videos. Oh and a DM can watch the cameras from their vehicles.
kids we gotta be so fucking careful. like I cannot stress it enough how dangerous what we do is. my friend just the other day saw a guy getting pulled out a store in handcuffs for shoplifting like a 20$ jacket! the cameras are getting better, security is getting tighter. this! is! not! the! time! to! be! slacking! on any techniques or safeguards you use! I don’t want to scare you, but we should be scared! Remember, we do not have to get caught, we have to stay one step ahead of them at all times. keep slaying xx :)