true as truth!

avatar by the awesome kokuhaku-akaboji.tumblr.com. Hi my name is michael and i have a borderline obsession with Yasuhiro Hagakure. This blog is mostly dangan ronpa madoka magica kill la kill and maybe some more when if i watch it and I like it. I also have an ac blog cole-crossing check it out if you wanna

[tittyinfinity]

Bro.

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Secondary poll based on the comments so far:

You two should reconsider your relationship if you're not able to compromise

You're perfect for each other, never involve anyone else in this situation

Voting ended onJun 23, 2023

Original post

[hellscabanaboy]

propose to him with the worst fucking ring you can possibly get your hands on. like not a half-assed, "oh you won't like anything I get anyway," passive-aggression ring, that is not the play, you need to do your research and take some interest in the things that matter to your enemy future husband and really learn about like, the gemstone cuts or whatever, and then you need to get him the most eye-catching ring you can find that would also be completely offensive to his overdeveloped sensibilities. He's putting in all this effort to bribe the cat to bite you, it's the least you could do to step it up in response.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

So that anon came back with an adorable proposal story, but I fucking love this idea and need it to make it into someone's fanfic or something

[snyggvur]

Me when i'm shopping for my day at the beach and the store worker asks what i'm looking for

[murkytowels]

I think the reason I relate to mitski is because of lyrics like "toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart" because I also wanna smell the stank of my mans feet after a long day at work and then get banged up.

[murkytowels]

Corsola is a weak bitch that has never been on any team, just a basic Pokédex filter

Good to know you're homophobic!

[rnavka]

:)

[sktagg23]

[digitaldiscipline]

Y’ALL FORGOT THE BEST ONE, BUZZ FUCKING ALDRIN

[murkytowels]

You’re gorgeous

I'm also fag

[murkytowels]

Really liking how this shirt fits (although the colour does make me very heterosexual)

[murkytowels]

Accidentally reblogged a scrappy-doo positive post

I’m truly sorry if anyone saw that

[murkytowels]

Me at 3 years old after running too fast on the icy winter cement trying to beat my mom in a foot race to the grocery store:

[grandbutterflycurator]

#AnyoneButTrinity

[murkytowels]

Men are trash and apparently I’m a fucking raccoon since I can’t stay away from them

[murkytowels]

Men are trash and apparently I’m a fucking raccoon since I can’t stay away from them

[murkytowels]

I took this walking back from an interview I did for a documentary about the LGBTQ community and love. I just want to say that everybody deserves to love and be loved no matter what you’ve gone through💖

[murkytowels]

Top half of what I’m wearing for pride arrived 🏳️‍🌈