blogging with frenchie

navigating work, life, and pop culture in nyc

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I think demi’s delivery is EXACTLY what she wants it to be

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high key what Demi is doing is borderline sexual harassment and i’m not here for it

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Demi: when I SMELL you i get so excited

Colton: *nervous laughter*

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tbh i have never been less interested in a bachelor premiere

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wow i really hate 95% of these women

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the sloth is hands down the best entrance in the history of this show

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omg the virgin jokes are so unoriginal and so uncomfortable PLEASE STOP

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“He’s a big teddy bear and it makes me feel like a little baby”

What kink is this

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Shouldn’t it be mrs underwood not miss...

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Tahzjuan: hi! I’m tahzjuan

Colton: i am too white to pronounce this name

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Omg who is this bitch who said she hasn’t dated a virgin since she was 12 like fuck off that’s so mean

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Oh man his smile looks so forced

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Omg can we just start the fucking premiere i don’t care about this shit

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really struggling to sympathize with Colton’s “I was awkward” sob story

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OH MY GOD ARE ALL OF THESE BLONDE GIRLS WEARING CROP TOPS THE SAME PERSON

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Are any of these women legal

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“Welcome to this random overpass in Alabama!!”