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return of the happy stim

[image description: a drawing of a person with shoulder length hair in a yellow/orange gradient, flapping their hands with a smile on their face. There is reddish writing around them saying “FLAPPY HANDS ARE HAPPY HANDS”. /description]

catchymemes

unlimitedmordredworks

sisterofiris

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

yay855

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

rox-and-prose

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

watermite

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

xakumi

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

themodernsouthernpolytheist

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

asortoflight

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

whisky-gerblin

Reblogging for the last addition

tatumsdrawing

Just some John and Martin 👀💕

sweetlittlemissnothing

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl steals the surname of her dead boyfriend’s dead uncle

[jon frantically googling how to tell if your coworker is a ghost or not]

the-daedalus

[ID: a 7 panel comic of Martin and Jon. Martin is a white fat man with long blond hair tied back and glasses. Jon has tanned skin, short messy black hair and various bandages on his face.

Jon approaches Martin, “Martin?” and pats his shoulder as Martin turns confused. Fear sets into Jon as his hand comes to rest on Martin’s shoulder, “Oh”. He squeezes his shoulder, sweat beading on his face. Martin now becoming annoyed, “Jon,” he removes the hand from his shoulder, “Are you checking to see if I’m a ghost?” Jon clasps his hands in front of him, pauses for a beat, before saying, “Noooo…” Martin out of frame reples, “oh my god” /end ID]

bubblesthetherapyfish

“Sephiroth is coming to smash” has the same syllables as “Santa Claus is coming to town” and i expect y'all to adjust accordingly

revieloutionne

You better watch out You better watch out You better watch out You better watch out

blaireee

laerugo

i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom

mishapcorner

THANK GOD YOU ADDED YOUR COMMENT CAUSE I WAS SO CONFUSED

rysttle

Here’s an assortment of 181 doodles and memes

Hdbsjs yeah this is random , also it’s 3 am forgive my inconsistency, wonky lines, and bad jokes

theconcealedweapon

And you'll notice that the people threatening them are never labeled as "terrorists".

TMA episode 100 thoughts

So you know the "John Smith" statement Tim had to take? You ever think about how much that statement pissed him off? Cause it starts the same as his and Danny's encounter, with the urban exploring and the being taken etc, only for it to end up being some tinfoil hat conspiracy about the government. I mean Tim was already in a bad space of just anger and pointlessness of everything, only for this man to come and make a joke of Tim's own trauma....

Just a thought..

#tma 100 #tma #the magnus archives #tim stoker #tma spoilers #mag 100 #Your welcome for this sad sad thought

themounts

Types of matter

yulinkuang

This explains plasma better than my high school science textbooks.

timothydelaghetto-deactivated20

Cooool

wizardpotions

what the actual fuck is BEC

lazyshoes

According to Wikipedia, Bose–Einstein condensate is the result of stuff that really doesn’t want to be liquid or solid reaching temperatures close to absolute zero. So it turns into liquid-2 or whatever where stuff that normally happens on a microscopic scale suddenly happens on a larger, macroscopic scale.