Life as an organic cattle-farmer.

Actually, it's life as an alien exploring the universe and saving the world, but...taxes.

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

We've woken together in a bed with matching flashing collars and a note that says "Start shagging in ten minutes or die."

Send an ask, start up an askrp round, or even write up a starter.

Sex, or the collars explode.

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

Send me two characters and some sort of prompt and I'll write you a smut ficlet for them.

Exceptions:

RP characters only (there should be a blog of them somewhere)

No OCs without the OC creator's permission

No prompts or pairings which conflict with my NSFW rules

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

If you could ask my character to do any one thing, but in return you would have to do something for them, what would you ask for?

Send me an ask and tell me.

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

You and I are married for the day. How do we spend it?

Send me an ask and tell me!

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

My character falls asleep on yours. What does yours do?

Message me and say.

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

Your character and mine have been handcuffed together for a day. What do?

Send me an ask and tell me!

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

You find my character sprawled out in whatever they sleep in, passed out in your bed.

Message me and tell me how you react.

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

This is basically what I've been doing. Go forth, future tags will be from there.

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

Handcuffs?

Oh, absolutely. The Doctor will have no interest in them if he's the one wearing them, though. He's not a fan of loss of control in general.

[rosehasanewblog]

Anonymously send me a kink of yours and I'll respond with whether I'll play it with you.

You don’t have to then play it if you don’t want to, and agreeing to the kink is still subject to other NSFW/blog rules. Just take the chance to air out your kinks and see who shares them!

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

I should either get to tags late, late tonight or tomorrow

[itsnotflirting-archive-blog]

LISTEN UP: I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY.

In honor of 700 followers [which I am five away from but I figured I’d get this out now] I want to do it now anyway.

What/Why Am I Doing: I, le mun, am hosting a mass RP for all you lovely folks! Instead of trying to do another promotion, I figured a nice RP would be nice.

Where : In your house, at your laptop [because you gotta write stuff out right?]  Shop Studios, New York [Fourth Floor.]

When: Sunday the 17 - Saturday the 23. ALL WEEK FOLKS. The RPs done by everyone will all be placed in the same time frame, but all week so people can get some nice RP’s going.

Time: Starts at 7:30 PM[EST] on Sunday.

Dress: FANCY. It’s a ball, obviously. Ball gowns, tuxedos, the whole shin-dig. MASKS ARE REQUIRED UPON ADMITTANCE. NO MASK: NO BALL.

You don’t have to be following me to attending, you don’t have to RP with me during the course of the week. If you decide to follow/RP with me, great! There will be a tag that I want EVERYONE to tag their threads with if they are RPing and that tag will be: #Harkness Masquerade Ball. [Tag it just like that. Three separate words, please] I will be tracking that tag the entire week to see who’s RPing and how it’s going.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO RSVP YOUR CHARACTER’S SPOT. IF YOUR CHARACTER HAS A DATE, THEY MUST REBLOG THIS POST AS WELL. 

Enjoy and I hope you see you all Sunday! :)

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

*Raises my hand to your last post*

I might chase off your ninja if I do.

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

YESYESYESYES MOVE IT TO A MAIN NOW YOU GOT ME EXCITED DONT LET ME DOWN LET ME LOVE YOU GOD SORRY IM HYPER BUT NIT ON DRUGS A SWAR (YES I SPELLED IT THAT WAY ON PURPOSE)

...DO I KNOW YOU SIR/MA'AM?

[aroseintimearchive]

OOC:

Hoping off to bed.

(gettit)

Annnyway! I have a few more replies left! So if you know that I owe you one! Just like this post. Feel free to tag me on a starter, or message me if you wanna RP. Night!

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

Instead of liking this post just imagine a mountain of tags when you wake up.

[aroseintimearchive]

You’ve condemned me to nightmares. 

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

I’ll rest happily knowing I’ve influenced your dreams.

[aroseintimearchive]

But it’s in a bad way! Oh ha-ha-ha-ha.Your time will come! 

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

What time will that be, exactly?

[aroseintimearchive]

Mm. This one. Enjoy all the tags. 

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

I ain't even bovvered.

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

Also, this is currently a sub-blog meaning that it can't ask/follow/like or, y'know.Whatever else devoted blogs consist of. I'm considering moving this blog to a main one, what would you say to that? Reblog this, send me an ask or fanmail or just answer this?

[bloghasmovedtothatsveryhim]

I have two M!A posts to make (Impaired Judgment and Four Minutes) but first I want to get tags done.