Miles

He/Him — professional lurker

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i dated a guy for a couple weeks once before i found out he was a chaser

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the chaser, i mean, that was his supervillain name

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his power was fetishizing trans people

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hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

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I wish Mahito was more popular... I know people hate him for the same reasons I adore him but surely theres more Mahito lovers out there, no?

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I freaking hate the feeling of not belonging in public bathrooms. I feel wrong in the men's, feel wrong in the women's, when there is a handicapped/family bathroom I feel wrong by taking away the space from disabled persons/families. GUH

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And I JUST got yelled at for entering the womens bathroom.

Do they want us in our AGAB spaces or not??????

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Would you pet this cat?

Her name be Waffle, and I must consume

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I freaking hate the feeling of not belonging in public bathrooms. I feel wrong in the men's, feel wrong in the women's, when there is a handicapped/family bathroom I feel wrong by taking away the space from disabled persons/families. GUH

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"Imagine being flirted with by you would be like watching a seal flop around on the ground."

- My very best friend whom is SO kind to me

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"Come on [blorpt], that's not your jawbone. Leave the jawbone."

And

"You're a migratory bird."

Are among some of the other things he has said to me.

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"Sorry for crossing you in cat-fire"

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*snow starts coming down hard*

"It's a thousand baby chupacabras coming for you"

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"You have cow feet 'cuz you're a migratory bird... yeah, put that one on tumblr"

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"I take art and put in cave and set cave entrance on fire so no one can enter cave then I dance around it like a caveman"

- My pal, on showing him unreleased art

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"I don't want to ban you from naps, I want to ban myself from being lonely"

On me waking up at 11pm from a nap

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"Can I borrow this?"

It was his own hand, that I was drawing on

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Me: "The way you function in the world around you is insane"

[Blorpts friend]: "Thank you, someone finally noticed"

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"Stand peeing up"

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[Blorpts friend]: You need to see a doctor, you are coming apart at the seams, you are unraveling

Me: its fine its normal

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I NEED to find that one photo of the two doodle guys laying in bed, one with a bloody bite mark out of their crotch and the other with blood all over their face. I NEED IT

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Good news everyone!

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I had to take my labaret ring out for the first time in like 4 years and I felt so naked... never again

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Guess what closed :D

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I forget that we used to be primates and still kind of have the behaviors that they do. Petting my cat, felt some debris in his fur and went on to perform a full body search for my boy.

[ccmatta]

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[hauntmebeforeyouleave]

WOKE note

misa and rem are in a LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP

light yagami is GAY

l lawliet is BISEXUAL

teru mikami is GAY

touta matsuda is PREGNANT

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i am the FATHER

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My friend tells me "good luck" when I go to sleep, as if I'm entering a Saw trap, and he is right.

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In an attempt to make myself tired at approprate times, I have taken up learning a language

I now have a new hyperfixation.

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Accidentally consuming the word records worth of media with mtf headcannons

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Similarly, I seem to have been consumed by the Trigun hivemind

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Accidentally consuming the word records worth of media with mtf headcannons

[nenunaiad]

"you've annihilated the enemy; now rest, chuuya" tried to replicate papercraft and actually hit the layer limit in procreate (*°ｰ°) this was fun though, i'd like to try another drawing in this style