Spiderman's Official Tumblr

Tumblr for New York's own friendly neighborhood Spiderman

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So what's your latest scheme? Anything newsworthy?

i spat on kingpins big bald head while i was swinging around the other day thats like it

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id like to finally put the debate to rest and say officially, ONCE AND FOR ALL, there is no hyphen in spiderman. its one word, guys. one word

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"oh spiderman wheres the hyphen" "oh i cant believe you forgot the hyphen" "hyphen hyphen hyphen hyphen" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP I CANT STAND IT!!!! this was literally the first thing i posted on this blog there is no hyphen maybe in some other universes theres a hyphen but in my universe THERES NO HYPHEN

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sorry. i lost control there and im sorry for lashing out. however if one more person asks me about the hyphen ill beat the shit out of you spiderman style

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bro calls himself spider-man but forgets the hyphen😹😹

(you v cool but respect the hyphen)

i get this ask literally every single day from fake fans . go back and look at the very first thing i ever posted. i dont know what multiverse your posting from but here i dont have a hyphen dumb-ass

[nycswebhead]

being spiderman is difficult....being spiderman and funny is harder

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hey wait fuck you

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being spiderman is difficult....being spiderman and funny is harder

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hello yes i am spiderman please give me a one thousand dollars in gift cards right now

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"thwip thwip"

[nycswebhead]

^^ my famous catchphrase

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i havent been hacked or anything i just really need some money

[nycswebhead]

hello yes i am spiderman please give me a one thousand dollars in gift cards right now

[nycswebhead]

"thwip thwip"

[nycswebhead]

^^ my famous catchphrase

[nycswebhead]

hello yes i am spiderman please give me a one thousand dollars in gift cards right now

[nycswebhead]

"thwip thwip"

[nycswebhead]

hello yes i am spiderman please give me a one thousand dollars in gift cards right now

[nycswebhead]

jameson wants me sooo bad. "menace" huh then why am i literally every headline youve ever written. the closet is glass girl

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i know we're meant to have a rule of not fighting another heroes villains or whatever but i swear to fuck i thought he was sandman. i dont know what clayface was doing in new york in the first place

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HIM TOO?? i thought that was dr connors who the fuck is "killer croc"

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at least my villain black cat is reliable and wont turn out to be some other incredibly similar rogue from gotham.....

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i know we're meant to have a rule of not fighting another heroes villains or whatever but i swear to fuck i thought he was sandman. i dont know what clayface was doing in new york in the first place

[nycswebhead]

HIM TOO?? i thought that was dr connors who the fuck is "killer croc"

[nycswebhead]

i know we're meant to have a rule of not fighting another heroes villains or whatever but i swear to fuck i thought he was sandman. i dont know what clayface was doing in new york in the first place

[nycswebhead]

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

[nycswebhead]

in fairness to the rat it survived a honda civic to the face so maybe we do have something to be worried about

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Superpower: immune to car-based damage after being bitten by a radioactive Toyota Hilux

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god yes please fuck more than anything in the world please

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SPIDERMANNING DOESNT PAY WELL OKAY

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would you subscribe to my spideyfans

yes

yes if you do spider specific content

no

Voting ended onMar 31

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god yes please fuck more than anything in the world please

[nycswebhead]

SPIDERMANNING DOESNT PAY WELL OKAY

[nycswebhead]

god yes please fuck more than anything in the world please