Starters - Freeman’s Mind
“Ah jeez, I’m runnin’ late…"
"Okay, I rock. Now stop making me prove it!”
“Yeah, you know what? I don’t even care any more. By the time I get suited up I’m gonna be over an hour late. I figure I’m either fired, or I’m not.”
“I guess if I was drunk enough I might climb out the window here and pull some hang-time on the electrified tram rail.”
“What happened? What is this? Am I dead? I don’t feel dead… but how would I know?! …If this is what it’s like to be dead, then being dead sucks!”
“…What the fuck…? Who are you? …No! I don’t wanna be a schizophrenic!”
“THIS IS A BAD EXPERIMENT! WE ARE BAD PEOPLE! WHY DID WE USHER FORTH THE GREEN APOCALYPSE?!”
“I know its obvious I’m a genius, but is everyone else really this stupid?”
“Radiation is the gift that keeps on giving.”
“Give peace a chance! Or at least stand still!”
“THIS IS THE WORST RESCUE OPERATION IN HISTORY!”
“So how many is that? Thirteen? I’m losing count and I don’t think the cops are gonna buy a dozen kills with a submachine gun as self-defense.”
“God; no matter how hard I try, I can never ignore gravity.”
“I’m on your side, you fucking idiots! How many of you do I have to kill before you understand that?!”
“I mean, there is no actual right to privacy, but it’s implied by the rest of the Constitution…and this gun.”
“I would feel bad about this, but morality is for people who don’t have other people trying to kill them every five minutes.”
“For somebody who’s NOT escaping from prison, it sure feels like I am.”
“I’m probably carrying a few blood-borne diseases on my suit. I’m a walking C.D.C. nightmare. It makes me want to hug someone.”
“YOU’RE THE REASON WE HAVE NAPALM!!”
“See, I believe you, but does my gun believe you?”
“Is this a joke? Nothing’s immune to explosives! … Is this a god? Am I fighting GOD? IS THIS WHAT GOD LOOKS LIKE?!?”
“Yeah, feel the sting of Defense Department funding! I don’t know what this gun is, but it’s VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE!”
“You’re threatening me, you took my weapons, and you’re a fucking Time Lord. This is bullshit.”
“Hey, you know what? When people are screaming and running one direction, I find it’s best to just not question that and just assume they have more current information than I do.”
“I don’t like learning things the hard way, but I love letting other people learn the hard way for me!”
“Woah… WE’RE GONNA CRASH! …Oh good, it stopped.”
“Okay, now I have some options. I can either fall to my death in this black pit, land on the edge and gore myself on jagged metal mesh, or land on the concrete and maybe break my legs! And before all I had was the pit.”
“It’s the same story every time! You give people the benefit of the doubt and they try to kill you!”
“I brush with Death so often, I should start giving him high fives when I pass.”
“If I was a wizard this wouldn’t be happening.”
“I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP!!! IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE I’M NOT CRAZY!!!”
“People say you have to play the cards you’ve been dealt in life. I don’t think so. I think if you’ve been dealt a stacked deck, you can knock the table over, pull out a gun, and start firing on… life, I guess.”
“THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY! I HAVE A GUN SO I’M IN CHARGE!!“
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, everyone dies!”
“Okay, suppressive fire in, suppressive fire out, do the hokey pokey and that’s what it’s all about!”
“LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M ON MY SMOKE BREAK!”
“There’s people who give you the evil eye, and then there’s snipers. Big difference.”
“Why are there so many lasers here? I feel like I’m trying to steal a diamond… wait, are there diamonds here?? That would turn my day right around.”
“Ninjas understand quantum mechanics far better than people realize. That was a controversial part of my dissertation.”
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