Hi there, do you have any ideas for romantic P x reader headcanons? (◡ ω ◡)
I wish I could write him as if he were an actual human and not as a puppet 😞 anyways
He wants you to read to him! Sometimes he'll hand you a book and look at you, expecting you to stop everything and read to him
Now I know we never see anyone at the hotel sitting down and having meals together but let's just say they do. P would always sit right next to you, now he doesn't need to eat but you do! And he makes sure you eat EVERYTHING on your plate, if he feels like you haven't eaten enough then he will grab you more food and expect you to eat it all and he isn't letting you leave until you've eaten enough
If you ever talk to anyone at the hotel then he is always lurking nearby, waiting for your attention to turn towards him
I see Gemini being his wingman! He probably whispers to P before he goes and talks to you like "say this or do this"
Gemini: "Okay pal, I know you like this person but you can't expect them to know what you want if you won't tell them! And you can't keep handing them books expecting them to read to you"
He will show you everything he gets on his missions, like his new weapons, the new outfit he found, some random parts for his legion arm, this rare ergo.. he loves showing you everything!
I see him finding random scraps and parts and giving them to you, because he needs it for his body, so he also thinks you need it for your body
Gemini: "No pal, they don't need that part, they can't even use it for themselves"
He would prefer if you stay inside the hotel. It's dangerous out there and he doesn't want you to get hurt, he doesn't even like you going out into the courtyards! But if you keep bugging him then he'll take you outside. Okay it's been 5 minutes, time to go back into the hotel!
the hotel occupants, especially Venigni, always comment on yours and P's relationship. They find it very cute and Veningi might say something like: "ahh romance is still in the air! at it's most finest too!"
Pinocchio might try and hug you when he's covered in grease, oil, blood or anything else he's gotten all over him
He will also pout if you ever try and move away from him (I swear we want to hug you but CLEAN YOURSELF!!)
He will give you flowers, most likely from the flower pots and gardens. But you appreciate the gesture (I see him grabbing the flowers that you've put in a vase and handing them back to you, not knowing that it was you who put them there)
You know how P runs arounds and finds pieces of clothing with the trinity keys? He finds you clothes too. He mainly searches in drawers and abandoned houses, Sometimes they'll come back a little dirty which makes you start to worry
You: "P.. did you take these clothes off of someone's dead body??"
Uhh no.. he totally didn't...
I see him presenting everything he finds for you like: "Look what I found!"
He loves it when you play with his hair, he sits in between your lap and just lets you run your fingers through his hair, brush his hair, give him a new hairstyle
And he won't take it out, ever! He's keeping his hair exactly how you did it. And if it gets messy then he'd want you to redo it for him
He also likes playing with your hair, he might only know how to brush it but if you let him, then he'll put a tiny bow in your hair.
Well more like a thousand. If you give him any hair accessories then you bet he's trying to put all of them in your hair!
If he see's you lying down then he's plopping himself on top of you
This man has no idea about personal space. If he see's you sitting on a chair or couch then he's sitting down right next to you. You're playing with Spring? He sees it as an invitation to sit right next to you and put his head on your lap
He watches you do anything and everything. He'll watch you draw and might try and join in, he sees you reading then he's wanting you to read to him, he sees you folding clothes or helping cook then he's joining in.
I reckon if you ever taught him how to write then he's writing your name. He's the type to put both your initials in a heart and show it to you, I see him drawing you two as stick figures holding hands with a heart around the two of you.
Omg if he were to read a romance book then he's going right over to you and points at different sentences indicating "this is so us"
He's just such an innocent romantic guy who would love his partner to bits. I should stop here before I write for hours on end. Thank you for requesting and I hope you enjoy :)
