Just Your Every Day Goon

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . . and I’m all out of bubblegum.” -Roddy Piper

[yagr]

they interviewed linda staal on the rangers stream and even though it makes sense seeing her described as just “marc’s mom” was pretty funny 

[yagr]

[elninomynino]

This is the kind of shit I like to see.

[bloodgutsnglory]

blackhawks: [in a crowd and can't find jonathan toews] this calls for drastic measures

blackhawks: [using hands as megaphone] JONNY TOEWS CARRIES THE BLACKHAWKS

Jonny: [pushing through crowd] guys no no the team as a whole works together i'm so glad i have you guys please no it's not me--

blackhawks: phew found him

[regular-love]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[ufo-babe-moved-blog]

the girl: aries, cancer, pisces 

second guy: capricorn, virgo, leo, gemini, aquarius

guy in the hood: sagittarius, taurus, libra, scorpio

[elzaechelon]

IPhone 5(6) Lockscreens: Winter Classic 2016 Edition

[Do not remove the credits!]

[bloodgutsnglory]

winter classic Winter Classic winTER CLASSIC WINTER CLASSIC WINTER CLASSIC 

WINTER CLASSIC 

[burrayeksa]

Hockey——the many levels of affection. 

[bloodgutsnglory]

How Much of an Asshole is Your Sign? ://

sweet little angel majority of the time: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius

mind ur own business and they'll be nice in return: Capricorn, Scorpio, Gemini

low-key asshole: LIBRA, Taurus, Pisces, Leo,

YO FAM CHILL: AQUARIUS, Aries

[bloodgutsnglory]

@delanceystreet

Happy birthday to this bastard who can’t stand still for a picture. 

Twenty years with this guy and all I know now is how to break bones and that the trees scream every summer. 

That, and that Cars is the best movie in the world.

Thanks for everything, bro. Let’s have another 20 years, eh?

[desertpups]

Carolina Hurricanes: Steeger with the between-the-legs goal. #Redvolution

[distant-cosmos-blog]

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!! BUT IT DOESNT SEEM LIKE IT WTF

the best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

or crying into your fruitcake

whatever floats ya boat

[bloodgutsnglory]

or celebrate chanukah instead

[bloodgutsnglory]

Would you rather me be not anonymous?

I’d rather not be hit on.

[bloodgutsnglory]

No one put me up to it, you're just really cute and I thought you should know.

Well this seems hella romantic for someone on an anonymous ask

[bloodgutsnglory]

it was gay

I feel like someone put you up to this...

[bloodgutsnglory]

Why are you full of hatred towards snitch?

This is from @snitcherooo isn’t it?

Added to my hate list.

[bloodgutsnglory]

what's your favorite thing about hockey?

Beating the shit out of people, winning, the thrill of skating, the feeling of the cold air from the rink. There’s a lot.