jofa deez nuts

32, she/her. This used to be a hockey blog.

[ozempicofficial]

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[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[all-mammal-creechur]

Muskox Ovibos moschatus

In historic times, muskoxen primarily lived in Greenland and the Canadian Arctic. They were formerly present in Eurasia, with their youngest natural records in the region dating to around 2,700 years ago. There are reintroduced populations in Alaska, Yukon, Siberia, and Norway.

Its Inuktitut name "umingmak" translates to "the bearded one". Its Woods Cree names "mâthi-môs" and "mâthi-mostos" translate to "ugly moose" and "ugly bison", respectively.

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[skyedoms-seals]

Creature:

[memecucker]

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[yagr]

ok so i get that this is 100 % on me for buying a bike with electric gears although i'm not sure there are even any good modern high-end bikes with mechanical gears available. ANYWAY i finally bought myself a proper road bike and like you probably already guessed it has electric gears. What I was not prepared for was that i needed to fucking download an app and connect it to my bicycle bluetooth (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) to be able to start switching gears! what the fuck shimano i'll travel to japan and ********* ***** *** ****** ****!!!!!!!

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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[ivyblossom]

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

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[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[becausebirds]

Australian Magpie

[thousand-winters]

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