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Hey I'm Annie and this is my humor blog                                                                                                                                       

[edgebug]

remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn't legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again

[edgebug]

i know the floppy haired emo boys of 2006 and 2007 are in their late 30s now and perhaps even their 40s and they have jobs in tech and middle management but PLEASE. we need you. we need you to dye your hair black and put your fucking snakebites back in and paint your nails and go to the mall and kiss each other

[edgebug]

i dont care that you have a wife if she's cool she'll get it

[theonion]

[junkiechurch]

there should be a reverse lent where u develop a new addiction in 40 days and 40 nights and then quit cold turkey

[valilihapiirakka]

me drying the tears of a 6 year old at work: aw, i’m sorry, that’s rough - but look, you’ll probably feel way better about it once you’ve had a snack me, responding to my flatmate or partner being anxious: hmm fair but also you’ll probably feel better if you eat something me, responding to my mum telling me she can’t get past feeling constantly tired: and are you sure you’re eating enough? like, stuff with protein and carbs and fat? me, forgoing a real dinner to get more stuff done, feeling like shit: by Talos,

[thyrell]

*through gritted teeth* i dont support italians i dont support italians i dont support italians i dont s

[thyrell]

fine. ill say it. birba is a very cute cat name

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

[catastrophic-crisis]

JOKER JESUS JOKER JESUS JOKER JESUS

[catastrophic-crisis]

NEW MEME DROPPED BOYS LET'S FUCKING GO

[veeranger]

our father who art in society

[catastrophic-crisis]

[legs-are-just-for-show]

#THE JOKER HAS BECOME CATHOLIC

[tastefullyoffensive]

Brakes broke.

via

[brigittepaulin]

[pulpfanfiction]

goodnight sweet prince

[pukicho]

[roboco-san]

fjsgskshsjgsi

[bethne]

if he’s not out of office by march i say we just rob him

[roboco-san]

why wait we know his KY address and we know he's not there

[milf-adjacent]

[teknikrevolt]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[musashi]

“how long have you been on tumblr”

there was once, like, a whole weekend where users on this website legitimately thought that you could defy the laws of equivalency and make infinite chocolate by cutting your chocolate bar a certain way.

[whitecop]

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

[ed-longshanks]

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

[jeekoftheweek]

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

[catnippackets]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[catnippackets]

had to draw it

[catnippackets]

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

[memewhore]