katie :D

is this how you use the tumblr

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[idek-anymore46]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[neomachine]

[the-anal-destiny]

The artistry.

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

[dadphone]

y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

forbidden pockys

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

what is happening

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[melonmemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[xphilosoraptorx]

Shit, no wonder them turtles live in the sewer

[idek-anymore46]

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[1esknineteen]

[decoy-ocelot]

Oh, oh, this reminds me of the only known bilingual palindrome:

Anger? ‘Tis safe never. Bar it! Use love.

Spell that backward and you get:

Evoles ut ira breve nefas sit; regna!

Which is Latin for:

Rise up, in order that your anger may be but a brief madness; control it!

[ahotknife]

so far being in my 20s is like *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *mourns my lost youth* *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *oversleeps* *drinks too much on a thursday* *oversleeps*

[c-a-t-z-z]

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[pomrania]

I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!