Uwa shhh

independent Eric Bloodaxe of FGO series. this is ... hard yeah?

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herologism‌:

Hah? Alter stops in his motions and glances around. Did someone else show up while he was occupied? Frankly, that would probably be helpful, but when he looks around, only Eric is there. So that’s what the berserker sounds like when he talks. Too bad he’s right back to muttering growls afterwards. (Alter fails to savor.) “Sure.” He can cut up a throat, though. That’s easy. He’s going to need to generate a few mew blades, though, as the current ones are getting dull. 

Alter dismembers what seems usable and not obviously contaminated with organ spillage, which results in quite a long time of work (good thing Alter has horrible sense of time), Alter more covered in blood than clean (now they’re both gross), and a rather sizable pile of material and possibly-usable meatstuffs. “Done, I think? That what’s-her-name who collects materials might like to look at the carcass, but other than that.” Whoever she is. He’ll find her at some point. Alter looks over at Eric as if waiting for further command.

 “You should cook it you idiot. At least to someone who still likes you.” 

 “After all, sharing is best with friends. And family as well. But all of us learned that fact after we die, so this second life , even if we didn’t ask for it, is something we should savour.” 

that is surely something Eric would say, that is surely Eric speaking right now. And there is a lack of grrs in his voice but then he scratches his throat and its back to the normal berserker voice as well. 

 “Grr. Grr.”

 he points gently to the scrap of meat left after all that scavenging. Sure we could have used magic to do all the work but a hard day of work is its own reward. 

  “Grr... stea- grr. “

 Was he about to say steak?

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herologism‌:

Fortunately, this fails to be Archer’s problem. He’s used to being covered in blood, and he did do what he was asked, which is make Erik take the dragon somewhere else before dismembering it. The blood is not his problem, nor is the smell, which he completely fails to notice.

“Thanks.” At least Erik’s strong enough to haul the stupid thing around. Alter walks alongside as Erik hauls it to the closest outdoor viewing platforms and tosses it down. Time for his own work. Alter manifests his swords and sets about lopping off the dragons claws and useful pieces of scale, tossing what he procures in the direction of the door. He’ll sort them out… later. “Are these things even safe to eat? –Why am I asking you this.” Not like Erik speaks.

 “The throat muscles make for great steak.” 

 “Grr. Grr.” 

Did Eric... just speak? Or was it his wife who just spoke? Honestly its hard to tell without further confirmation , but it seems that wheneve rhe speaks, its a one time thing per week. It only happens rarely and when it does, it should be savored like a good wine. 

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eric loves fears his wife

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hot take. Blackbeard can...be cool. 

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 “GRR. GRR. GRR.”

He points aggressively to the veggies and then to Asterios mouth. 

Is he telling... to eat veggies?”

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okixxts‌:

“Eh?!” Okita blinked. “Do you want that thing?” 

It is difficult to talk to a Berserker, the Saber cannot understand grunts. However, they are allies. They need to talk to each other. And… the Berserker is a King. Maybe he wants to be respected.

 “Grr. Grr. Grrrrr.” 

It was ... calm grunting at least as he gestures around the battle field. And there is movement still at the far end of it, as if to say, follow me we have more enemies to grind! 

 “Grr!”

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 “Grr. Grr!”

is that more fallen enemies around them? Yes it is. Its easy to see a battle has just happened around here. 

 “Grr.” 

he’s pointing...pointing.... 

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herologism‌:

For a second there, Archer had hoped that he was going to be able to get somewhere. And then it’s right back to usual Berserker-speak, which is utter nonsense. He grumbles quietly in return – what’s this, something about the room being a fine enough place. Except it’s not.

“If you keep it here, the security tech is going to have a heart attack. Pick it up, Berserker. You carried it in here, you can help carry it somewhere else.”

 “Gr.” with reluctance he carries it with his bare strength, rank A+ and above he makes short work. but there are too many open wounds on it and so when he picks it up, there is a cascade of blood flowing down the body and into his own. 

Meaning he’s covered in blood now. 

 “Grr.”

I smell. 

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herologism‌:

What an absolute hassle. Of all the things to cart in here… and Archer’s the only one around to actually deal with this issue. He wouldn’t, nor does he want to, but unfortunately he got shoved into it by one of the security staff who (understandably) is cowering before a giant berserker lugging around a dragon carcass and snarling. “Look. If you wanna harvest it,” which is probably the case, why the hell else would he bring it around, “drag it outside so we don’t get any more blood everywhere. I’ll butcher it with you out there, but this. Is not a good place.”

For a brief moment his expression was rather wistful and regretful, but then resumes back to his current and default expression of madness that most would attribute to berserkers. 

 “Grr!!!” 

There was more pointing at the carcass and then the floor beside it, as if to say why not here? But Eric is simply acting the berserker part, partly because no actual true berserker should be let loose around this area and within civilians territory as well. 

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 “Grr.” 

There is much pacing as he commands the kitchen , his hands making rapid mixing of chocolate ingredients in the bowl. Perhaps his wife had controlled his body but not enough effort for his throat? In any case theres a berserker in the kitchen. 

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 “Gr.... Grr!!” 

Rapid pointing towards the dragon carcass that he had dragged into the base after shifting to another time line for some meat. He wants Archer to say, cook the meat? Or was it find someone to cook the meat? In any case Berserker is still pointing aggressively to it while being covered in blood. 

  “Grr!”

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Brunhild sometimes taking control of Eric body and heads to the kitchen because she can’t trust anyone to make meals like she can for her husband and thinks of herself as the ultimate wife. even if her cooking is mediocore at best and what she thinks and facts are two completely different things at once. 

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Worried expression. 

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