Howdy!
Tha name’s Severen. Severen Van Sickle. Butcha can call me Sev, sugarcube. If ya didn’ know ‘lready, ‘m a vampire. ‘Ve been one fer 155 years. But ‘m forever 32 now since that’s tha age I wus when I got bit (technically ‘m 186 tho).
I wus born on October 17th, 1839 on a ranch in Texas durin’ tha Wild West era as ‘n only child. My daddy wus a rancher ‘nd we didn’ get along real well. He used ta beat tha shit outta me evry time I misbehaved. But I eventually learned ta enjoy tha pain. If anythang’, it made me resilient. Taugh’ me ta be tough! So I thank ‘im fer that. Oh, ‘nd my mama wusn’ any better either.
I wus quite tha troublemaker ‘s a youngin’. Got inta trouble at school, did a lotta naughty shit. At 13, my folks gave me tha boot. But I didn’ mind much. Fuck ‘em. I then began a life ‘f crime ‘nd became a notorious outlaw that roamed the Wild West known ‘s ‘Tha Savage One’. I robbed trains, banks ‘nd stagecoaches, killed people, started saloon fighs, got inta gunfighs, went ta jail ‘nd always broke out. Oh, ‘nd tha women luved me. They still do 😈.
In 1871, Jesse ‘nd Diamondback found me ‘n tha Goose Flats (which ‘s now Tombstone, Arizona). Jess wanted ta jus’ kill me righ’ off tha bat, but Diamond wanted ta take me in ‘cus she wanted ta have kids but was unable ta have ‘em naturally, so Jess bit me ‘nd they took me in. ‘Ve been with ‘em ever since. Now we got Mae ‘nd Homer too (‘nd shitpost 😒)! It’s jus’ us causin’ trouble til’ tha world blows up! If anythin’, becomin’ a vampire wus tha best thang that ever happened ta me.
‘Nd that’s a bit ‘bout me! If y’all wanna ask me sum questions ‘nd shit then go righ’ ahead. Ask me anythin’ 😏.