William Grahamcracker

fuck you

[bloody-grahamcracker]

My names Will Graham

I'm a special agent thing for the fbi, or like I was, but i was too gay for them or something

ooc:

second rp blog i've ever made btw

i think will would be an absolute menace on social media so that's what i'm here to do

main is @eyesofaspens

[swagophile]

would you let me into your room so i can sit awkwardly on the ground wearing an oversized t shirt and look at your posters like a squirrel searching for threats before proceeding to say nothing and stare at you until you speak to me. would you let me do this

[straydogcollector]

I've been thinking about marriage, recently. If I had a wife, I would be very nice to her. I have also imagined the possibility of marrying a man, but I'm sure I would marry a woman. Always consider other options though, it's healthy.

That's my teacher tip of the day.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

you should explore the men option a little more in depth

[straydogcollector]

Should I? I feel mostly confident with where I am.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

nah bro trust. men 🤤🤤🤤

[straydogcollector]

I've been thinking about marriage, recently. If I had a wife, I would be very nice to her. I have also imagined the possibility of marrying a man, but I'm sure I would marry a woman. Always consider other options though, it's healthy.

That's my teacher tip of the day.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

you should explore the men option a little more in depth

[bloody-grahamcracker]

"is it ethical to tell random people on the internet to kill themselves?" i tell my husband to kill himself. i tell my boss to kill himself. i tell my closeted lesbian friend who fucked me once to kill herself. i tell everyone to kill themselves. kill yourself

[straydogcollector]

Whenever there is someone at my house, I will go to the bathroom and get my hair soaking wet, and then not mention it the rest of the time they are here.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

i get the bottom of my socks wet and then walk around and refuse to mention the wet footprints

[straydogcollector]

We are the same.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

this our design fr

[straydogcollector]

Whenever there is someone at my house, I will go to the bathroom and get my hair soaking wet, and then not mention it the rest of the time they are here.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

i get the bottom of my socks wet and then walk around and refuse to mention the wet footprints

[straydogcollector]

Does anyone have an aspirin? My head seriously hurts.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

you sound like a broken record

[therealhannibal]

I wonder how it would be to preform surgery on myself. With localised anasthetic its not only possible but has been done. I think it would be an interesting expirience

[bloody-grahamcracker]

Is this the equivalent of jerking off for you

[therealhannibal]

What a strange thing to say

[bloody-grahamcracker]

i've said worse

[therealhannibal]

And to answer your question, no, i do not think preforming surgery on oneself is equivalent or even comparable to masturbation.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

speak for yourself

[therealhannibal]

I am. You asked if it’s equivalent for me.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

you are much more socially apt than this in person

[therealhannibal]

I fear I’m quite new to the whole social media thing

[bloody-grahamcracker]

if i call you a bunch of things like bbg will you have an aneurism

[therealhannibal]

Is this meant to be a question or a statement? I fear i don’t recognise this abbreviation of yours. What exactly does BBG stand for?

[bloody-grahamcracker]

hannibal, my babygirl pookie wookie dearest darling love muffin sugar bear sweet cheeks baby doll snookums sweetie poopsie pop, i'm going to have so much fun with this

[therealhannibal]

Are you reffering to me with terms of endearment? You still have not clarified what the abbreviation stands for. You’re acting quite strange

[bloody-grahamcracker]

your autism is showing old man

[therealhannibal]

You’re the one with a diagnosis

[bloody-grahamcracker]

okay and i'm peer reviewing you

[hannibal-the-hungry-banannibal]

[bloody-grahamcracker]

can confirm

[therealhannibal]

I wonder how it would be to preform surgery on myself. With localised anasthetic its not only possible but has been done. I think it would be an interesting expirience

[bloody-grahamcracker]

Is this the equivalent of jerking off for you

[therealhannibal]

What a strange thing to say

[bloody-grahamcracker]

i've said worse

[therealhannibal]

And to answer your question, no, i do not think preforming surgery on oneself is equivalent or even comparable to masturbation.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

speak for yourself

[therealhannibal]

I am. You asked if it’s equivalent for me.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

you are much more socially apt than this in person

[therealhannibal]

I fear I’m quite new to the whole social media thing

[bloody-grahamcracker]

if i call you a bunch of things like bbg will you have an aneurism

[therealhannibal]

Is this meant to be a question or a statement? I fear i don’t recognise this abbreviation of yours. What exactly does BBG stand for?

[bloody-grahamcracker]

hannibal, my babygirl pookie wookie dearest darling love muffin sugar bear sweet cheeks baby doll snookums sweetie poopsie pop, i'm going to have so much fun with this

[therealhannibal]

Are you reffering to me with terms of endearment? You still have not clarified what the abbreviation stands for. You’re acting quite strange

[bloody-grahamcracker]

your autism is showing old man

[therealhannibal]

I wonder how it would be to preform surgery on myself. With localised anasthetic its not only possible but has been done. I think it would be an interesting expirience

[bloody-grahamcracker]

Is this the equivalent of jerking off for you

[therealhannibal]

What a strange thing to say

[bloody-grahamcracker]

i've said worse

[therealhannibal]

And to answer your question, no, i do not think preforming surgery on oneself is equivalent or even comparable to masturbation.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

speak for yourself

[therealhannibal]

I am. You asked if it’s equivalent for me.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

you are much more socially apt than this in person

[therealhannibal]

I fear I’m quite new to the whole social media thing

[bloody-grahamcracker]

if i call you a bunch of things like bbg will you have an aneurism

[therealhannibal]

Is this meant to be a question or a statement? I fear i don’t recognise this abbreviation of yours. What exactly does BBG stand for?

[bloody-grahamcracker]

hannibal, my babygirl pookie wookie dearest darling love muffin sugar bear sweet cheeks baby doll snookums sweetie poopsie pop, i'm going to have so much fun with this

[therealhannibal]

I wonder how it would be to preform surgery on myself. With localised anasthetic its not only possible but has been done. I think it would be an interesting expirience

[bloody-grahamcracker]

Is this the equivalent of jerking off for you

[therealhannibal]

What a strange thing to say

[bloody-grahamcracker]

i've said worse

[therealhannibal]

And to answer your question, no, i do not think preforming surgery on oneself is equivalent or even comparable to masturbation.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

speak for yourself

[therealhannibal]

I am. You asked if it’s equivalent for me.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

you are much more socially apt than this in person

[therealhannibal]

I fear I’m quite new to the whole social media thing

[bloody-grahamcracker]

if i call you a bunch of things like bbg will you have an aneurism

[therealhannibal]

I wonder how it would be to preform surgery on myself. With localised anasthetic its not only possible but has been done. I think it would be an interesting expirience

[bloody-grahamcracker]

Is this the equivalent of jerking off for you

[therealhannibal]

What a strange thing to say

[bloody-grahamcracker]

i've said worse

[therealhannibal]

And to answer your question, no, i do not think preforming surgery on oneself is equivalent or even comparable to masturbation.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

speak for yourself

[therealhannibal]

I am. You asked if it’s equivalent for me.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

you are much more socially apt than this in person

[therealhannibal]

I wonder how it would be to preform surgery on myself. With localised anasthetic its not only possible but has been done. I think it would be an interesting expirience

[bloody-grahamcracker]

Is this the equivalent of jerking off for you

[therealhannibal]

What a strange thing to say

[bloody-grahamcracker]

i've said worse

[therealhannibal]

And to answer your question, no, i do not think preforming surgery on oneself is equivalent or even comparable to masturbation.

[bloody-grahamcracker]

speak for yourself

[riverlarking]

the autopsy team in every hannibal episode:

will graham:

[bloody-grahamcracker]

they all hate me

[therealhannibal]

I highly doupt it, Will. They have no reason to harbour any feelings of hatered towards you

[bloody-grahamcracker]

i actually think that statement is false but okay

[therealhannibal]

Why so?

[bloody-grahamcracker]

you know what nvm

[therealhannibal]

I wonder how it would be to preform surgery on myself. With localised anasthetic its not only possible but has been done. I think it would be an interesting expirience

[bloody-grahamcracker]

Is this the equivalent of jerking off for you

[therealhannibal]

What a strange thing to say

[bloody-grahamcracker]

i've said worse