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Jacky: You saved me.

Clarissa: I didn't do it for you.

Jacky: Then why?

Clarissa: It would be a waste of a perfectly good nemesis.

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Jacky: You need to stop making everything about you.

Clarissa: But I'm so interesting.

Jacky: You're really not.

Clarissa: You're thinking about me right now. Point proven.

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Higgins: What do you want for breakfast?

Jacky: Revenge.

Higgins: Toast it is.

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Joanie: I need an adult.

Jacky: I am an adult.

Joanie: I need a better adult.

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Clarissa: You know, not all of us are morning people.

Jacky: It's 2 PM.

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Jaimy: Self care is actually getting into fights with randos in dark alleys.

Jacky: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a nice mask.

Jaimy: Putting on a nice ski mask to fight randos in a dark alley.

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Jacky: We're friends, right?

Clarissa: Define friends.

Jacky: People who like each other?

Clarissa: Then no.

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Jacky: We should go camping!

Amy: Define camping.

Jacky: Sleeping outside.

Amy: No.

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Jacky: You're smiling. Did something good happen?

Amy: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Jacky: Amy, you once told me that smiling gives people false hope, and therefore should be eliminated.

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Jacky, to Jaimy: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Jacky: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Clarissa: What?

Jacky: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

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Jacky: Amy, do you love me?

Amy: Of course I do.

Jacky: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Amy: well of course I... would...

Jacky: I mean something really, really

Amy: Jacky what did you do?

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Jacky: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Jacky: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Amy: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Jacky: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Amy:

Amy: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Jacky: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!

Higgins: Mind your language!

Jacky: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Higgins:

Jacky: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Jacky: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Richard: I think you mean cards.

Jacky, pulling knives out of her sleeves: Those too.