Ethereal Hope

Half Chinese Trans lesbian should warn you, I have no idea what I'm doing

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

There are few things in the world hotter than kinky lesbian hate-fucking :D

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME <3_<3

[annotated-dc]

In the 1989 Batman movie, the Joker’s big scheme is to draw out the citizens of Gotham to a parade he’s putting on under the pretense that he’s going to be giving out free money. …Despite his previously having publically notified those same people that he’d poisoned random domestic products, leading to the death of one newsreader right on air.

Now, in the movie it’s just kinda assumed that the Joker is giving out ACTUAL money, but in the comic adaptation of the film it turns out that the money he’s giving out is counterfeit, with his own face on it.

Aside from explaining where the Joker got the money from, it also calls back to a line he has in an earlier scene with Vikki Vale, where he mentions wanting his face on the one dollar bill.

[espanolbot2]

$1 Trump coin is ‘real,’ US Treasurer says | CNN Business

A portrait of President Donald Trump may be featured on a commemorative $1 coin issued by the United States Mint in honor of America’s 250th

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You can’t just go comparing Donald Trump to the Joker, that’s ridiculous

One is a murderer and rapist who is batshit insane and dwells in a lunatic asylum populated by the worst kind of sick, depraved animals imaginable

And the other is a fictional character created by DC comics to be an adversary for Batman

[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[nitpickspot]

There is only one adult human being smiling in this picture.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The cute as fuck queer goth here looks like my kind of person <3

The god-bothering cattle on the other hand look like lobotomised braindead sheep

Which is what they are

It's also hilarious that this AI dogshit still has the baby smiling at the goth in a way that seems to scream "Oh so that's what a PERSON looks like" given that all its had to see for its short life so far is the fucking androids that gave birth to it

It also really says it all that the worst thing that right wingers can think of "accusing" left wingers of is caring about LGBTQ rights and having a bag that says "Be kind"

And...owning cats?

The horror

Meanwhile that Christian couple would 100% sell their baby to Ghislaine Maxwell just for tickets to Mar-A-Lago

[nitpickspot]

Anyone who has ever met a human infant knows the way they light up when they meet weird people.

Babies love weird people.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Getting to see what freedom looks like :D

[alphyz]

This is so fucking funny

[sailatina3]

Tgirl power fantasies: friends who genuinely like you unconditionally

[sailatina3]

And friends who wont betray and abandon you because they like someone else who hates you... or because you were making some mistake that they held a secret grudge over instead of communicating....

[wayreyn]

VI version next??

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

[themainspoon]

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

[dumbtrannybitch]

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"It is believed she killed between 50 and 150 men"

< Sighs wistfully imagining how many more she could have got

It's always sad to see an artist who has a real talent and skill for something have their career cut short in their prime

[starfoozle]

Heatwave Recipe Recommendations

The heat’s been brutal this summer but we still gotta eat! If you’re like me, heat might suppress your appetite, and the last thing any of us want is to sweat over a hot stove and oven when it’s already boiling outside. Here are some of my favorite hot-weather recipes to keep hydrated and fed with when the weather is unbearable! (All recipes should be un-paywalled).

NYT’s best gazpacho (lives up to its name!!)

Persian cold cucumber soup (if you like tzatziki you will like this!)

Eric Kim’s cold noodles with tomato (infinitely riffable Korean flavor profile — for a creamier and less brothy take, try these cold sesame noodles too)

Vietnamese chicken and herb salad (this is an excellent time to get a rotisserie chicken so you don’t have to turn the oven on)

Radish sandwiches with butter and salt (and in a similar vein, if you dig this flavor combo you should try this Polish cottage cheese dip on some good rye bread or even crackers)

It’s still a little early in the season, but you can never go wrong with a BLT (or, if you don’t eat bacon, try this tomato furikake sandwich in its place)

Infinite iterations of pasta salad! You can use anything you got but here is a template I like.

Assorted dense bean salads. This back pocket canned salad is a weird combo of jarred ingredients but it slaps, this hoagie-inspired one is super satisfying, and cowboy caviar is a classic for a reason.

Poke bowls! Canned tuna mixed with some kewpie mayo and sriracha is a budget-friendly riff on the usual ahi and makes everything taste like a spicy tuna roll, but use whatever proteins you like, this is more of a loose template.

Please feel free to add some of your own favorite summer recipes in the replies and comments! We’ll get through this together. 🤝🤝🤝

[flintandpyrite]

If you can buy pre cooked or canned beets at the store, chłodnik (beet yogurt soup) is a great choice. You can leave out the radishes if you can’t get them.

I also love sardines on fresh bread and butter with assorted vegetables. Buy the fanciest canned sardines you can afford but even regular ones are pretty good. Plus, very healthy!

[coffinbutch]

This requires cooking some of its ingredients but here's another eastern European cold soup that I like:

Okroshka (Cold Summer Soup)

Cold summer soup Okroshka is made with boiled and fresh vegetables, eggs, fresh summer herbs, and meat. Perfect option for hot summer days

I make it vegetarian by leaving out the meat and adding some white beans + upping the seasoning

[fuckitpossumorb]

Power couple✨

This has been sitting on my drafts completely done for a few days because i couldn’t figure out what to do for a background. At the end the empty space w some outline thing and a frame i found was what did it.

Thats not important what’s important is Pyke’s hair. Look at it, im so proud.

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THEY ABSOLUTELY FUCKED ON THAT COUCH :D

[pointlesscandies]

AI Girl // Episode 1

She finally got her name

[crazyintheeast]

This looks like the plot of that Tove Lo video . I hope it ends up better for the poor lesbian robot

[victusinveritas]

[honeyxmonkey]

I understand why some people think Kara killing Krem at the end invalidated what she spent the whole movie telling Ruthye—but hear me out

Krem didn't deserve to live. He was a pedophile, a murderer, and a sex trafficker

Kara Zor-El knew that he shouldn't be allowed to live bc he'd just keep doing what he was doing

But does her murdering him in place of Ruthye invalidate her teaching Ruthye "murder is wrong"?

Well, no bc i dont rlly think the message was "murder is wrong"

It was "dont let your grief and rage consume you"

If Ruthye had murdered Krem in her grief and anger it would've consumed her. Kara didnt want her to live with that. She sacrificed a part of herself to kill Krem, so Ruthye wouldn't have to be the one who did it

Yes, Krem was a piece of shit who deserved to die

But that doesn't mean the 13 yr old girl whose entirely family was murdered should've been the one to kill him. Lets not put that on her to do. She shouldn't have to. Kara knew that, its why she did it instead

[girl4music]

It also showed you that Kara has already gone through that and it’s of no consequence to her anymore to kill Krem. The damage has already been done years ago.

Knowing what I know from watching ‘Xena: Warrior Princess’, even though Xena tries to kill as little as possible as a good guy, she still does it every now and again. But her message is the very same to Gabrielle.

That everything changes. Everything.

So yeah, it’s not necessarily about “murder is wrong”

It’s what that first kill will do to the psyche. How it will change everything and you’ll never be able to go back.

That’s always a story worth telling in my opinion.

[bloodyshadow1]

This is like the Roy and envy scene in fmab. Roy was going to burn down the world to kill envy and avenge his best friend. Riza and Ed stopped him, not bevause envy didn't deserve to die, but it was turning Roy into a monster. If he killed envy with that rage in his heart, the fire wouldn't have stopped.

Some people are bad enough and deserve to die, but you don't have to ruin yourself to do so

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 I need to see Crush and Princess Shark dating :D <3

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Oh I VERY much want these two to come back in the Black Cat ongoing

By which I mean I want to get to see Felicia get spitroasted by this hot dominatrix butch and her fuckable little blonde kitten here :D

[polyam-pierogi]

Leather's line about working up a sweat...

Look, I have a sweat kink, and I currently may or may not be imagining Felicia licking the sweat off Leather's abs

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Well now I am VERY much imagining that as well O_O