April's Blooms

Fanworks and prompts for my ao3 account

[purpledngnoodle]

Flambae has one signature move: mega cuddles~

[purpledngnoodle]

Flambae has one signature move: mega cuddles~

[leo-artista]

The most beautiful precious radiant whimsical girl in the whole world

[alkarver]

♪ Now dance, fucker, dance

Man, he never had a chance

And no one even knew

It was really only you ♬

[eiiegeia]

"You know when he was born, his head was very very big and he was so very fat-"

"BABA STOPPP."

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happy flambirthday week! have a couple flambaby memories 🫶

[lost815]

If I had a nickel for every time Dickens had a lawyer hero—a bit unsympathetic, indolent, bored, self-critical, with terrible self-preservation instincts, but intelligent, with potential for greatness, and a heart of gold—I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[jane-dickens]

he’s so sad ??? and small ??? 

I love him T-T 

[flyora]

yeah that's my emotional support sketching therapy

[puckwanger]

— dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[write-on-world]

[0dde11eth]

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[s0rinarl]

What now, hero?

(ROLE SWAP AU BY THE LOVELY @jamqyu!!!!)

[blooms-in-april]

I want a treat. I want sushi. I deserve it.

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[everything-but-the-not-natural]

@0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary

[moonthymes]

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

[the-prolefeed]

Why do you think they deserve it

[killin-the-machine]

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

[the-prolefeed]

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

[teaboot]

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

[just-queer-things]

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

[i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom]

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson