fuckgin read my pinned real quick

I'm 21 Stop asking me for money I'm broke Ask someone else

[blooooooooooooooooooooooooop]

Alright I've been here for a while might as well make an intro post

Hi, you can call me Juniper or Ashe or Bloop (either or is fine by me)

My pronouns are She/They/He

or if that's too hard for you to understand then it's Any with the requirement that you must change what pronouns you use to me every single time

Also I just got Shadowbanned as well so if I don't show up thats why

I'm at @blooops-backgup now so if you want to see some notifications from me or you want to message me :)

[inanimateinsanitywiki]

he looks like the ceo of youtooz killed him and turned him into a fur rug what the fuck happened here

[drysqu1d]

i've never been able to stop thinking about this description. this always has and always will be known as the Four Backshots Plushie to me

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[foulserpent]

SHADOW MOSES INCIDENT ANNIVERSARY

LIKE TO DIE

REBLOG TO ESCAPE WITH SOLID SNAKE INTO THE TUNDRA

IGNORE TO GET KILLED 3 DAYS BEFORE IN YOUR HOME AND IMPERSONATED BY YOUR FORMER BOSS’S CLONE SON

[punkitt-is-here]

HI my gfs are short on rent because moving sucks, so we're doing a FUNDRAISING stream!!! drop on by and help us out so my girlfriends can still live in washington!!

Watch this video on Twitch Live

[foodandfriends]

just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog

[foodandfriends]

Actuially this my dog. his named steven

[sandmandaddy69]

[ladyofspoons]

when will my reflection show who i am inside?

[dragonfiguresdaily]

Dragon figure of the day: LEGO Castle Green Dragon with Red Wings

[kimpossibooty]

thinking about the lady who lied to solomon about it being her baby and was totally cool with his idea of giving her half a baby like what was her plan

[postilionstruckbylightning]

She started off with zero baby and now she’ll have half a baby. That’s a net gain of baby.

[l0ve-taste]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

First one is good for skinning and gutting stuff. You might find this on a fisherman or hunter. Simple, practical.

2nd one looks like it’s set up for some light woodworking (chisel tip, saw teeth) so maybe it’s for somebody who manages woods? I dunno seems showy.

#3: What is. this. why you trying to stab people. This knife is… for stabbing, or, it was, but it’s got that. *squints* Bullshit snaggletooth nonsense on the left. Tactikool uselessness.

4th one is a bush knife. Heavy front end good for chopping. Shoulda just got yourself a machete but. I know some folks get. Weird. About those. so. *shrug* This is fine I guess.

#5 oh we’re going to WAR are we

[peachdelta]

What?

[punkitt-is-here]

HI my gfs are short on rent because moving sucks, so we're doing a FUNDRAISING stream!!! drop on by and help us out so my girlfriends can still live in washington!!

Watch this video on Twitch Live

[departmentq]

This is the world capitalists want to return to.

Instagram

[forepop]

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

[androfembot]

in elementary school we had. basically an immersive economics lesson that was "playing City," with different jobs and businesses; it was mostly semi-free time for socializing and selling/buying toys and snacks from each other. one of the lessons we were supposed to learn was the importance of paying a small amount of money into health and/or business insurance, because you had a chance of being hit with the Daily Disaster and a huge bill.

anyway, some kid who didn't buy insurance got hit with a "medical bill" early on, so he was supposed to be bankrupt and have to sit the rest of the game out. the 8 year olds were not having it and spontaneously invented crowdfunding so he could keep playing with everyone else.

kids who don't 'get it' are right, actually

[sonnetscrewdriver]

endlessly, morbidly fascinated by how when you're a kid you're constantly having parents, school, religion, media, all drumming it into your head that Sharing Is Good And You Need To Do It, and then you grow up and suddenly they're all like right never mind all that, this is The Real World and it's every bastard for himself

[maidthings]

everyone say you're sorry to nuclear power for not letting her save the world for the past 60 years NOW.

[vexwerewolf]

Imagine you're Freddy Kruger and some dude you're tormenting just leaves you in Bronze League

[mindymations]

@evilherehotel you and your roblox leave experience

[evilherehotel]

CAN YOU DIE

[redstonedust]

too much undertale/deltarune content has me playing other games and thinking "well naturally at some point they must address the seperation between player and player-character, their status as a vessel and the inherent unfairness of having us control their life, right?" as if thats just a normal thing for videogames to contain.

[redstonedust]

do you think mario resents me for making him drive go kart