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Okay but: Wednesday Addams would 100% not be a Slytherin. Her original character description is: “Child of woe is wane and delicate…sensitive and on the quiet side, she loves the picnics and outings to the underground caverns…a solemn child, prim in dress and, on the whole, pretty lost…secretive and imaginative, poetic,” and in the original series she is bright, curious, and friendly. Anyways Wednesday Addams is a Ravenclaw I’m 100% positive.
#SpookyScarySkeletonsAreNotJustForSlytherins2017
Some of the best bits from the Addams family musical i went to
Gomez: *listing things that probably were not made for each other* “Trump for the American dream?” Somebody in the audience: BOOO!!!
“I’m in love! You may be thinking, how does a fat, bald man with no defined sexuality fall in love? But you don’t understand. I’m in love… With the moon!” Later on: “we’re a quarter of a million miles away from each other… The perfect distance for romance!” Later later on: *jetpacks to the moon* Later later later on: *returns holding a shiny, silver, wrapped like a baby, moon-rock. It is not addressed.*
“So, how’s life kid?” “Too long.” “Yeah, tell me about it.”
“Oh Wednesday, she’s growing up so fast… She’ll be Thursday before you know it!”
Gomez: “My wife, let me tell you a secret. You are the most sublime,” *kisses hand* “Exquisite,” *kisses hand again* “Delectable woman in the world.” Morticia: “That’s not a secret.”
“What I lack in depth, I make up for in shallowness!”
“And what if I miss?” “Then you’ll be the last thing I ever see.” “that is so HOT”
*gets stabbed with a sword* “Good one! I hate you!”
“Now look at her. Old, deceived and deranged. Smoking weed in our attic. Our grandma. I will not end up like your mother!” “…I thought she was your mother?” “…” “no, seriously.”
“I was talking to grandma, and-” “Dont listen to that ancient hag she might not even be a part of the family.”
“And then my Grandfather, *rapid incomprehensible Spanish* sunk his ship.”
Wednesday *waddles on stage in a yellow dress* “…..hi.”
Gomez being the best fucking husband he’s so in love he keeps a secret from Morticia one time bc Wednesday asked him to and is so fucking torn over it. Feminist as fuck. Treasures his wife.
Wednesday having a fiance and then WIFE HELL YEAH
also the girl thing isn’t a big deal it’s expected “she’ll have plenty of girls. She’s MY daughter.” “once you find YOURSELF a girl.”
No no the dramatic part is that. She’s normal and not super Goth jdfndndnd
The drunk werewolf in the background who ends up tap dancing???
Morticia: *props her foot up on a gravestone and opens dress leg into a slit up to her knee*
Gomez: “mi amor! You beast of endless surprises!! You have LEGS!!!! *proceeds to tango*
“I’ll show you sewers fit for a QUEEN!”
“Hello! Please, you must tell me, my whole marriage depends on this! Is this truly the worst motel in France? Negative three stars?! Excellent!!”
“Mummy, cheer me up:(” “Oh, Pugsley, life is like tight-rope, and at the end of it, is your coffin. Feel better?” “…Yes, thank you!”
Gomez, counting on his fingers: “There is 1 thing id never do-” *a few songs later* “there are 2 things i’d never do-” *a few songs later* “there are… 3 things id never do…”
and also
“When I’m stressed, I remember… ~death is just around the cornerrrr~”
Wednesday: Oh, well, in that case, Pugsley, I suggest you sleep with one eye open.
Morticia: Wednesday, what does Mother say about making threats we know we can't keep?
Wednesday: Oh, no, Mother, I will keep it.
Morticia: Hmm? You heard her, Pugsley. One eye open.
Morticia: (comes out of a room holding an antique bottle) Hey, is this whiskey or perfume?
Gomez: (grabs the bottle, drinks all of it) It’s perfume.
Gomez: Don't let Wednesday fool you, she's not that scary. She used to do ballet.
Lucas: No way!
Wednesday: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
Craziest thing about Addams Family Values. The family didn’t mind Debbie being a deranged serial killer determined to murder Fester for the money. (Hey, he’s practically indestructible anyway.)
Morticia admits as much: She’s impressed by this psycho femme fatale and thinks she’s a good addition to family.
Their problem was that Debbie kept trying to distance Fester from them.
Someone: Tries to hug me unexpectedly.
Me, an autistic person:
This is necessary now and must be bought back.
You are going to see that new ugly ass Gomez barely restrain himself from taking his new corpse of a wife Mortica in a manly fashion every sexual tension filled scene they are together and you will like it
Gomez Addams
Broke: Gomez should be hot!
Woke: The most sexually attractive aspect of Gomez is that he loves and respects and treats Morticia like the MFing QUEEN she is.
Addams Family Values (1993)
I’m already seeing people complain about about the 2019 Addams Family movie having ugly designs. Guys you do know that original designs where supposed to be kinda ugly?
The whole point of The Addams Family is they go against societies expectations, they’re not going to care what people say is supposed to be cute or attractive. They’re happy as they are, and they’re considered weird for not caring what people think how they look. THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE COMICS.
Sure they’re even more exaggerated towards looking gruesome now, but I think that’s kind of needed to drive in the point.
I know in the fandom Gomez and Mortica are mostly seen as a hot attractive goth couple nowadays, which is probably why so many people are disappointed. But I for one would really love to see a married couple who don’t live up to the impossible standards of hollywood beauty, be madly in love with each other and aren’t shy about expressing it.
I think one thing that a lot of Addams Family fans forget is that for the family, goth wasn’t about being gloomy and sad or bitter and cynical at all. Morticia was always gazing out at rainy days and declaring, “how beautiful a day it is!” or saying that “black is so much more cheerful!” because they found joy in their dark aesthetic. Wednesday was curious and sharp-minded and very clearly exercised and expressed her personal sense of power and self through things like her interest in weaponry and true crime - in the original series and comics, she was always dancing and playing with her brother. Edgy Wednesday didn’t happen until the 90s reboot, and well, it was the 90s. Gloomy grunge and artful sadness were in at the time. And let’s not even talk about Gomez, who was so full of life and love for his family that he’d often break into song or dip Morticia in the kitchen for an old-fashioned kiss. The Addams worked so well because they were healthy, happy, loving and goth. They were a perfect example of indulging in an aesthetic without letting it become toxic or consuming their lives.
Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld