Some of the best bits from the Addams family musical i went to
Gomez: *listing things that probably were not made for each other* “Trump for the American dream?” Somebody in the audience: BOOO!!!
“I’m in love! You may be thinking, how does a fat, bald man with no defined sexuality fall in love? But you don’t understand. I’m in love… With the moon!” Later on: “we’re a quarter of a million miles away from each other… The perfect distance for romance!” Later later on: *jetpacks to the moon* Later later later on: *returns holding a shiny, silver, wrapped like a baby, moon-rock. It is not addressed.*
“So, how’s life kid?” “Too long.” “Yeah, tell me about it.”
“Oh Wednesday, she’s growing up so fast… She’ll be Thursday before you know it!”
Gomez: “My wife, let me tell you a secret. You are the most sublime,” *kisses hand* “Exquisite,” *kisses hand again* “Delectable woman in the world.” Morticia: “That’s not a secret.”
“What I lack in depth, I make up for in shallowness!”
“And what if I miss?” “Then you’ll be the last thing I ever see.” “that is so HOT”
*gets stabbed with a sword* “Good one! I hate you!”
“Now look at her. Old, deceived and deranged. Smoking weed in our attic. Our grandma. I will not end up like your mother!” “…I thought she was your mother?” “…” “no, seriously.”
“I was talking to grandma, and-” “Dont listen to that ancient hag she might not even be a part of the family.”
“And then my Grandfather, *rapid incomprehensible Spanish* sunk his ship.”
Wednesday *waddles on stage in a yellow dress* “…..hi.”
Gomez being the best fucking husband he’s so in love he keeps a secret from Morticia one time bc Wednesday asked him to and is so fucking torn over it. Feminist as fuck. Treasures his wife.
Wednesday having a fiance and then WIFE HELL YEAH
also the girl thing isn’t a big deal it’s expected “she’ll have plenty of girls. She’s MY daughter.” “once you find YOURSELF a girl.”
No no the dramatic part is that. She’s normal and not super Goth jdfndndnd
The drunk werewolf in the background who ends up tap dancing???
Morticia: *props her foot up on a gravestone and opens dress leg into a slit up to her knee*
Gomez: “mi amor! You beast of endless surprises!! You have LEGS!!!! *proceeds to tango*
“I’ll show you sewers fit for a QUEEN!”
“Hello! Please, you must tell me, my whole marriage depends on this! Is this truly the worst motel in France? Negative three stars?! Excellent!!”
“Mummy, cheer me up:(” “Oh, Pugsley, life is like tight-rope, and at the end of it, is your coffin. Feel better?” “…Yes, thank you!”
Gomez, counting on his fingers: “There is 1 thing id never do-” *a few songs later* “there are 2 things i’d never do-” *a few songs later* “there are… 3 things id never do…”
“When I’m stressed, I remember… ~death is just around the cornerrrr~”
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