bloptart

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[itsapmseymour]

[laswells-ashtray]

While Kate doesn't love providing support over comms, given the stress of the job, it has it moments.

Like hearing a grown man, a sergeant, accidentally kick a step when talking and picking up the quiet mutter, "Aw, ya wee fuckin cunt."

Kyle's softly spoken, "S'a fat pigeon," before he catches himself and focuses on what else is in front of him, obese birds not included.

She comes to recognise John's 'trying not to lose his hat' grumble, rarely followed by his 'hat is now on the ground' grunt.

Simon has an self satisfied huff that he seemingly forgets they can hear when he says something just twisted enough for someone to call him vile, or a dirty bastard.

[tedisfishing]

the ipad brothers. they're rotting.

[baklavasudarajako]

Soap cant get a snack without his guard dog following him around LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lemoonmers]

Cod Doodles

just them doing gay stuff and smth

[columbinesinstarlight]

Human AU where the archangels were raised in a cult to believe they were reincarnations of the actual archangels because the leader believed himself to be the reincarnation of the actual God and V1 is an agent chosen to disband the cult and save the brainwashed but ends up falling in love with Gabriel...

[creepymutelilbugger]

fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone

[mitsumemustim2]

[mitsumemustim2]

More blobs

[laswells-ashtray]

Nikolai likes forehead kisses.

He likes pressing his lips to John's head when the man is half asleep in their bed, bleary eyed and voice grizzly.

He loves grabbing John's waist when the man is walking past him in the kitchen, and planting an overdramatic smooch on him while John mutters in protest.

He's intimately familiar with the tiresome, aching that their job entails, physical or not. Despite the lack of space, he and John find themselves sharing their shower when the captain is too fatigued to lift his hands to wash his hair. Everytime he presses a kiss to John's head, lets the water hit hiss back and holds John's weight until the man can bear to stand on his own.

Selfishly, his favourite is when he's stretched out over his arm chair in their living room and John plants a soft kiss on his brow when he walks past, intent to go to bed and allow Nikolai an hour or so of quiet that he needs at the end of the day.

[pineappical]

whole house mad

[blackfawn]

Enter Jess

It didn't take long for news of Miguel's new mentee to reach Jess through the grapevine. She grilled him for info as soon as she returned from her maternity leave.

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Tardigrade

[starplatimoon]

ft. @kuttblueberry 's benrey

based on this:

[big-bad-r0n]

TOMMY!!!!!!!! :333

Scorpy's two sides(?)

[kyla12256]

Happy Pride Month!

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I am a straight ally, but to everyone who is part of the LGBTQIA+ then HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! I support you all! Be safe and have fun! Bye!

[laswells-ashtray]

Johnny doesn't fear taking a man home, for all his parents have their religious beliefs, and although they may differ, they've never taken issue with his preferences.

They think Simon is politer than he is; they've never spent a day with the man when he isn't trying to make a good impression.

He's scared of walking into his family home, the house in which he grew up, with a new scar. Another mark that differentiates him from the lives of his sisters, another reason for his Mammy to look at his face in mourning.

Johnny was his father's drawn spit; he looked just like John MacTavish Sr. The bone structure in his face, the expressions and mannerisms that come from learned behaviour. The same slur to his words when drunk, the same stance when he's thinking.

And with every new scar, every new injury, he watches his family separate him from his father's son to soldier. because he looks less and less like his dad.

Every time he sets foot in his childhood home, he's distinctly aware that saving his country has cost him that similarity, that comparison that he was so deeply proud of. His father doesn't wake up, reaching for a gun, nor does he know how to operate through daily life in a way that's least likely to antagonise already bruised ribs.

In earning his service, he has lost the right to the name John MacTavish Jr.

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @bingus48)