[blowhardandthebeowolf]

Why doesn't somebody tell me these things

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

We have a union?

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

[ I remember why Peter was a dead blog: I still haven't fixed his tag situation. By which I mean I made NO fucking progress on it ]

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

Stop moving, he's a predator species, you call yourself a huntsman?

[ thanks @brokenclockwork and @meloraan y'all woke his dumb ass up ]

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

Blocked

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

roastedantiquity​:

blowhardandthebeowolf​:

roastedantiquity​:

blowhardandthebeowolf​:

…

Am I a jock?

I can say, as an expert, you are, dear treasure.

The definition of jock has apparently changed since I was in school.

Let’s see. Strong, handsome, athletic… No, I think there’s not a lot that’s changed.

Dear

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

I don’t know how I feel about this school name change.

[brokenclockwork-a]

we can add, and our favorite jock, if you would like? 

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

…

Am I a jock?

[roastedantiquity]

I can say, as an expert, you are, dear treasure.

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

The definition of jock has apparently changed since I was in school.

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

I don’t know how I feel about this school name change.

[brokenclockwork-a]

we can add, and our favorite jock, if you would like? 

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

...

Am I a jock?

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

I don’t know how I feel about this school name change.

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

You’ve actually got a fourteen minute and fifty-five second buffer between classes beginning and when it’s actually required for you to show up.

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

Make a terrarium based on your muse !

[vox-omnium-archive]

blowhardandthebeowolf​:

Uh huh. Is there any reason the printer would be upset with you?

I needn’t try to rationalize it’s malignant machinations, and need only to stop them.

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

You’re making some quite serious accusations about a non-sentient piece of office equipment, my good man.

[vox-omnium-archive]

blowhardandthebeowolf​:

brokenclockwork​:

vox-omnium​:

Three ties. One of which was my second favourite.

@blowhardandthebeowolf

There you have it. 

Sounds like operator error to me.

It was deliberate maliciousness, I tell you!

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

Uh huh. Is there any reason the printer would be upset with you?

[vox-omnium-archive]

Three ties. One of which was my second favourite.

[brokenclockwork-a]

@blowhardandthebeowolf

There you have it. 

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

Sounds like operator error to me.

[brokenclockwork-a]

blowhardandthebeowolf​:

What’s it doing, let me take a look at it.

it has apparently eaten two of Bartholomew’s ties.

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

Has it? I hadn’t noticed.

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

Not the printer!

[brokenclockwork-a]

I’m trying to save it. 

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

What’s it doing, let me take a look at it.

[blowhardandthebeowolf]

Not the printer!