Blue Sky Bloopers

  We all know Blue Sky, right? I mean, what kind of chelley shipper/Portal fan doesn’t at least know of it’s existence (like it or hate it, it's there)? Anyway, after having chats with other people about a hypothetical situation where Blue Sky was a movie, there’s bound to be bloopers! All movies have them, from actors flubbing their lines, or straight up improvising a scene for laughs. Whatever the case is, it’s ALWAYS funny. Most likely they’d be Pixar-style bloopers where the characters are themselves but actors at the same time. Blue Sky is written by @wafflebloggies, and Portal 2 belongs to Valve. We own nothing else but this blog.

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is this account still alive?

Yup, just out of ideas.

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Chapter 12: The Fall of Eaden. Aaaaaaand, Action!

Wheatley: “W-Wait a second, I don’t think this is a good idea...”

Chell: “Would you do it for a kiss?”

Wheatley: “LET’S SAVE OUR FRIENDS!” *swan dives through the portal*

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Chapter 15: The End. Aaaaaand, Action!

Wheatley: “I just... Don’t know what’s wrong.”

Chell: “You’re human.”

Wheatley: “...Can you say that again?”

Chell: “You’re human~” *smooch... smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch*

Garret: “Uh, guys? I think it was supposed to be one kiss... Guys? Guys???”

Director Waffles: “Shh, let them have this.”

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Chapter 5: The Mistake. Aaaand, action!

Romy: (She walks into Aaron’s shop with a yapping chihuahua) “Chell! What happened to you— Duke, bad!!”

Director Waffles: “Cut! Romy, where’s the real Duke??”

Romy: “He had to go to the vet. So I brought in a substitute.”

Director Waffles: “Okay, but why a chihuahua? Those aren’t intimidating.”

Romy: “Really? Well, look at Wheatley.”

Wheatley: (He had jumped into Chell’s arms, shaking violently)

Romy: “It don’t bite.”

Wheatley: “YES IT DO!”

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Chapter 14: The Terrible Idea. Aaaand, ACTION!

Wheatley: “... 'Course, he had big dreams, this human did, dreams of making it big with all these brilliant ideas he had, dreams of maybe even asking that lovely, amazing, gorgeous, intelligent, spunky, compassionate, perfect, BEAUTIFUL girl he fancied out for a drink one day!”

Chell: “Wheatley, oh my god...” (blushes, covers her face)

Director Waffles: “Cut!! That’s way too many adjectives!”

GLaDOS: “Yes, all you really had to say was ‘pretty girl’, Moron.”

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Chapter 8: The Cold Hard Truth, Scene 2. Aaaand, Action!

Chell: (Opens up the laptop, and is about to uncover Wheatley’s memories. Instead of the whole “Interrupted ask out attempt” sequence, it just shows a memory of Bagel Girl and Stephen snuggling) “Oh. Maybe that’s why we SHOULDN’T wear our costumes while we’re on break.”

Wheatley: (wakes up) “Huh?” (Notices the laptop and quickly shuts it) “AHH! Hahaha, nothing to see here, folks!”

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Chapter 8: The Cold Hard Truth. Aaaand, Action!

Wheatley: “I mean, are you just sort of information-gathering for some reason or- is it a test? It’s- it’s not a test, is it?”

Chell: “No. Just…” (tries standing on her tip toes to hold Wheatley’s head, but she can’t reach) “Just… JUST LEAN DOWN!!”

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Director: “Alright let’s have you go up one step on the porch stairs and try again.”

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Chapter 8: The Cold Hard Truth. Aaaand, Action!

Wheatley: "I mean, are you just sort of information-gathering for some reason or- is it a test? It's- it's not a test, is it?"

Chell: "No. Just..." (tries standing on her tip toes to hold Wheatley's head, but she can't reach) "Just... JUST LEAN DOWN!!"

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Chapter 10: The Broadcast. Aaaand, Action!

Garret: “Wheatley! You did it! IT WORKS! SHE WORKS— Wait, what song is playing?”

Foxglove: “Chu-chu-yeah! Please be! Chu-chu-yeah! Without you! Aa, nante koto da...”

Wheatley: “Heheheh, I miiiiiight have switched the track with the Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid opening...”

Garret: “How did they not notice??”

Chell: “Well, it is called Blue Sky Rhapsody, instead of Mr. Blue Sky...”

Wheatley: “Yeah! You get it, luv~”