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Sitcom Dad Shadow Android. He tries so hard.

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[sentimentalxdefect]

blue-striped-guardian:

Oh, so that’s why he’d been gone so long. Helping his friend. Well, he wouldn’t want to discourage that!

“Oh, well- Why didn’t you say so?” He blinked. “…Er, no, sorry. I know. Because I was yelling. Uh.“

He feels a little silly now. Oh well, at least Blue’s one of the androids who can admit he was wrong, instead of doubling down like someone else(FEATHER) might-

“Ok, I think I understand now. I…overreacted.“ Just a little. “I’ll decrease your grounding to a day. And you can leave sometimes, but…let someone know when you’ve left, ok? Just in case…?“

“O-Okay Blue…”

Well, at least his punishment is… Lessened. He can deal with being made to stay inside for a day. It’s just a day, after all… There were already days where he stayed at home as it was.

“I’ll let you or the o-o-others know… When I g-go out.”

[blue-striped-guardian]

“Thank you, Yellow. That’s all I ask.“

Good. Harmony: restored.

“Have fun with your friend. After tomorrow, that is...“

[sentimentalxdefect]

blue-striped-guardian:

…What?

Blue’s silent for a moment, not sure what to say. Cards on the table, he has no idea whether that’s good or not. 

Although, perhaps that means he’s friends with someone who isn’t a robot? If they had to explain…blood stuff. No idea whether that’s good or bad either.

“I…guess that’s a good thing…? To…make you worry less?“

“Y-Yeah! So he was te-telling me… How it worked! Because I didn’t kn-know. But! I was wo-worried… So I stayed at his d-door… All night. To. U-Uh. Make sure he was still fu-functioning… In the mo-morning.”

And then he’d gotten distracted, listening to Shadow infodump

[blue-striped-guardian]

Oh, so that’s why he’d been gone so long. Helping his friend. Well, he wouldn’t want to discourage that!

“Oh, well- Why didn’t you say so?” He blinked. “...Er, no, sorry. I know. Because I was yelling. Uh.“

He feels a little silly now. Oh well, at least Blue’s one of the androids who can admit he was wrong, instead of doubling down like someone else(FEATHER) might-

“Ok, I think I understand now. I...overreacted.“ Just a little. “I’ll decrease your grounding to a day. And you can leave sometimes, but...let someone know when you’ve left, ok? Just in case...?“

[sentimentalxdefect]

blue-striped-guardian:

Sorry, Yellow, he’s still not convinced.

“Ok…alright, so he’s patient, I suppose? That’s nice, but… Still, what reason would he have to talk about blood?”

“He was ex-explaining so I wo-wouldn’t think he was dying.”

Well. That’s blunt

[blue-striped-guardian]

...What?

Blue’s silent for a moment, not sure what to say. Cards on the table, he has no idea whether that’s good or not. 

Although, perhaps that means he’s friends with someone who isn’t a robot? If they had to explain...blood stuff. No idea whether that’s good or bad either.

“I...guess that’s a good thing...? To...make you worry less?“

[sentimentalxdefect]

blue-striped-guardian:

“Y-Your friend likes…talking about blood.“

Aaand warm fuzzies gone. He’s concerned now.

“Are you sure you should be talking to them…? They sound like a bad influence. Uh, Pink’s the only one of your brothers who even brings up blood in conversation. And I love him, but…he’s kind of a violent guy.”

“He’s… He’s n-not… Um! He lets me… Ta-talk about cats! As much as I want!”

His friend isn’t like his brother at all. Shadow can see, for one thing! At least… Yellow’s pretty sure that Shadow can see. And Shadow doesn’t have pink stripes, either…

[blue-striped-guardian]

Sorry, Yellow, he’s still not convinced.

“Ok...alright, so he’s patient, I suppose? That’s nice, but... Still, what reason would he have to talk about blood?”

[sentimentalxdefect]

blue-striped-guardian:

Waiting for Yellow to talk, and-

!

Blue’s certainly surprised by that. Not upset yet, just surprised. Little Yellow has a buddy?

“Really? You’ve, uh, been out that much…?“ Oh dear. But if he hasn’t come to any harm, then…maybe it’s alright?

“But never mind that. Was your friend ok? What are they like? Are they nice to you-?”

“H-He’s alright! Um! He li-likes talking about… Uh. Bl-blood. And cells? And self.. re-repli… replicating! Yes!”

Yellow. Yellow.

“And uh. Organs! Yeah!”

Yellow

[blue-striped-guardian]

“Y-Your friend likes...talking about blood.“

Aaand warm fuzzies gone. He’s concerned now.

“Are you sure you should be talking to them...? They sound like a bad influence. Uh, Pink’s the only one of your brothers who even brings up blood in conversation. And I love him, but...he’s kind of a violent guy.”

[sentimentalxdefect]

blue-striped-guardian:

Blue’s somewhat calmer now that he’s gotten the scolding out of his system. There must be some reason Yellow keeps doing this.

“…What’s out there that’s worth risking yourself like that?“

Trying to meet him halfway, here. Yellow’s not stupid.

There’s a long pause. He’s not really supposed to talk to people during his excursions, but he just can’t help himself. The world outside is so big, so bright, and he wants to soak it all in.

“I was… Making s-sure a friend was okay. He wa-wasn’t feeling good.”

[blue-striped-guardian]

Waiting for Yellow to talk, and-

!

Blue’s certainly surprised by that. Not upset yet, just surprised. Little Yellow has a buddy?

“Really? You’ve, uh, been out that much...?“ Oh dear. But if he hasn’t come to any harm, then...maybe it’s alright?

“But never mind that. Was your friend ok? What are they like? Are they nice to you-?”

[sentimentalxdefect]

(x)

Still sulking…

“I kn-know…” Yes, Blue. He knows. He shouldn’t sneak out like that… But yet If he doesn’t, will he ever be able to go anywhere? He can’t spend all his time hidden away from the world… After all, he’d never see any cats if he did that

[blue-striped-guardian]

Blue’s somewhat calmer now that he’s gotten the scolding out of his system. There must be some reason Yellow keeps doing this.

“...What’s out there that’s worth risking yourself like that?“

Trying to meet him halfway, here. Yellow’s not stupid.

[sentimentalxdefect]

YELLOW! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! IT'S BEEN AT LEAST A DAY AND YOU DIDN'T SAY WHERE YOU WERE GOING!! I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE FALLEN IN A HOLE AND DIED!! YOU'RE STAYING HERE FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS ~blue-striped guardian

“…”

There’s one very sulky, very grounded android. He’s not going to argue against it, he was gone a whileBut that doesn’t mean he’s happy.

[blue-striped-guardian]

“And what’s more,“ Blue is still going on, “this isn’t even the first time you’ve done this! I’ll turn my back for just a moment, and you’ll have disappeared! Most of the time you don’t tell anyone you’ve left!“

A soft robot sigh.

“...I’m glad you’re not hurt, but you can’t keep doing this.” No longer yelling. “This is for your own good, you know.“

[blue-striped-guardian]

WHAT IF HE’S DEAD

[blue-striped-guardian]

Yes Orange he MIGHT have been distracted by a cat, BUT HE’S FRAGILE AND TRIPS OVER THINGS

HE MIGHT BE HURT SOMEWHERE,,,,

[blue-striped-guardian]

WHAT IF HE’S DEAD

[blue-striped-guardian]

YELLOW WHERE ARE YOU YOU’VE BEEN GON E FOR A WHOLE DAY

AAAAAAAA

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popular text posts + ask memes (part two) 

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[pink-striped-aggression-blog]

Pink! There you are, I was starting to worry. ~blue-striped-guardian

“Worry? About me? Now why would you go and do something as stupid as that?” The ball of anger growls quietly, folding his arms. “And where exactly have you been? Not that I actually care, I’m just curious.”Haha Pink cares.

[blue-striped-guardian]

“Maybe. Grand Metropolis is a big place.” Blue said patiently.

He briefly wondered if he should have gone to look for Pink. But no, it would have left the others alone for who knows how long… Green and Feather managed to get into trouble way too easily to risk it. And Pink could take care of himself.

He shook his head. “I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself if I let our brothers die.” He said, calm but with something of a hard edge to his voice. Blue wasn’t going to be convinced otherwise.

[pink-striped-aggression-blog]

“It’s too big. I do not approve. At all.” He grumbles, looking down with a little flick of his right ear. “I could suggest a way to make it less big.” I doubt Blue would approve of that suggestion, though.

“I would. There’s no point in allowing the weak to survive. They only take up space. I will never understand why you don’t let them at least try to fend for themselves.” And if they died in the process? Well that’s survival of the fittest, in Pink’s opinion anyways.

[blue-striped-guardian]

No, he wouldn’t. Destroying buildings, what a fine way to get unwanted attention.

“Well-” He paused, doubting for a moment that it was worth the effort to try explaining.

He would try. There was still a chance he’d understand.

“There’s only a few of us left. That monster we’re based on…killed the rest. He’s at least as strong as you and I. Maybe stronger. And still out there, somewhere. Leaving my other brothers to ‘fend for themselves’ is the same as leaving them at his mercy.”

Blue briefly clenched one of his fists. “…And he nearly killed Yellow. Harmless little Yellow. I don’t believe mercy is something he has.”

[etirabys]

oh my god

[pink-striped-aggression-blog]

Pink! There you are, I was starting to worry. ~blue-striped-guardian

“Worry? About me? Now why would you go and do something as stupid as that?” The ball of anger growls quietly, folding his arms. “And where exactly have you been? Not that I actually care, I’m just curious.”Haha Pink cares.

[blue-striped-guardian]

Blue just made a few happy beeps. Classic Pink.

“I didn’t know where you were, is all! I know you can handle yourself.” In a way. Blue didn’t necessarily agree with his twin, but, well, neither of them could help who they were.

“Oh, I’ve been hiding with the others. They’re a bit more fragile than we are.”

[pink-striped-aggression-blog]

“It really can’t be that hard to find me. A whole bunch of people have been trying to talk to me recently.” Pink huffs, ears folding back to express his annoyance at the fact he’s had to engage (rather poorly) in social interaction.

“They are weak.” He states rather rudely. “You’re too good to them.”

[blue-striped-guardian]

“Maybe. Grand Metropolis is a big place.” Blue said patiently.

He briefly wondered if he should have gone to look for Pink. But no, it would have left the others alone for who knows how long… Green and Feather managed to get into trouble way too easily to risk it. And Pink could take care of himself.

He shook his head. “I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself if I let our brothers die.” He said, calm but with something of a hard edge to his voice. Blue wasn’t going to be convinced otherwise.

[pink-striped-aggression-blog]

Pink! There you are, I was starting to worry. ~blue-striped-guardian

“Worry? About me? Now why would you go and do something as stupid as that?” The ball of anger growls quietly, folding his arms. “And where exactly have you been? Not that I actually care, I’m just curious.”Haha Pink cares.

[blue-striped-guardian]

Blue just made a few happy beeps. Classic Pink.

“I didn’t know where you were, is all! I know you can handle yourself.” In a way. Blue didn’t necessarily agree with his twin, but, well, neither of them could help who they were.

“Oh, I’ve been hiding with the others. They’re a bit more fragile than we are.”