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A Killing Joke/Gotham Knights AU in which the Joker's and Jeannie's child lives. Mobile users click for navi

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   ❝Really? Of all the things to steal from this place, you’re taking the fucking frog key chain?❞

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“Batman: Hush Returns”

Before the Joker secures the Riddler’s transfer from Blackgate, we see the Joker mourning the loss of his late wife, Jeannie. 

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@bluebarrettes LIKED FOR A CANON DIALOGUE STARTER!

                                  “Him, I need healthy.  You present no such problem.”

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               “I’m fit as a horse. That guy, on the other hand,                     might need to drop a few pounds depending on                     what you’ve got in mind.”

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notyetthedarkknight

“Yes, of course. But be quick, I have places I need to be.”

“If you were a 15 year old boy with everything you could possibly want in the world, what would you ask your parents to get you for your sweet 16?”

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notyetthedarkknight​

“Pardon me, sir, may I ask you a question? It will only take a moment.”

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toconquerfear

“-pensive, but that seems like a high possibility, Mister Wayne.” The voice of Lucius Fox rang through the study, and Bruce stood behind his desk with hands clasped firmly behind his back as he talked to the man from his television screen. The boy nodded once, looking as stoic as ever.

“Thank you, Lucius. I appreciate that you-” The tell-tale click of his balcony door opening had the boy quirking an eyebrow before he saw who had approached, and he inwardly groaned. “That you keep me posted,” He finished, nodding once towards the one man at Wayne Enterprises he could trust. “I’ll speak to you again soon.” He ended the call before he could say a proper goodbye to the man.

“Do you ever knock?”

 “Not particularly, no.” This place is huge    maybe enormous is a better word. How could one kid keep all this to himself? She’d kill a man for a house like   is killing him an option? No, no, she’s already got her fingerprints everywhere. (She’d love to see him scale those walls and not set off an alarm.)

 Jackie mimicked the placement of his hands and forced her shoulders back. ‘Ya gotta act rich ‘round the rich or they look at ya like garbage.’ That’s what good ole Ollie always said. Hey, she believed it, that’s how she got the Melendez’s to invite her to Amaya’s quinceañera. She swiped her finger across a shelf in his study, examining her finger for any residue. Squeaky clean, as expected, “This room is bigger than my entire apartment.” 

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solskkiin

“ yes! “ It’s always been this way for her. Of all the times she’d killed; her father or her first roommate at Arkham, Carrigan hated the blood. The smell made her sick and the warm stickiness felt like acid on her skin.

“You’re lucky I’m in a good mood today.” She’s a grown ass woman and she can’t even clean her own face. Amateur. (Must be her first kill or something, perhaps she’s just a little nervous.) After her book bag hit the wet pavement, Jackie stuck her head inside looking for something to clean up the mess, “Congrats.” The six-year-old pulled out a napkin from her lunch box and dumped the rest of her water bottle out on it, “Up.” Even on her tiptoes she couldn’t reach the woman. Although she extended her arms only moments ago, the child was already tired of waiting, “UP!!!”

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“ christ! ‘ave i go’ blood on me? ”

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“For Christ’s fucking sake…Yes you’ve got blood on your face! Are you a baby? Do you need mommy to wipe it off for you?”

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“It’s September. Why the fuck is the Hallmark Channel advertising Christmas?”

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jesterisms

❛ I’ve been here fa’ fourteen almost fifteen years, but I wasn’t born here. I was born in Norfolk, Virginia. I got a twin brother, he don’t live with auntie Selina or I though. Him and I were separated once our parents were murdered, we’ve been separated fa’ fourteen years. I didn’t even ‘member him, so it’s been nice catchin’ up and talkin’ ‘bout our parents. ❜

“I had a twin, but I absorbed them in the womb. Well, that’s what I was told anyway, who knows if it’s true.” Jackie’s face went white when the word ‘murdered’ processed through her brain. The world seemed to be spinning faster than it should, her knees went weak as if they would collapse under the weight of her body at any given moment. Hannah’s face grew more out of focus with each passing second and frankly, Jackie could swear she saw the judge slamming his gavel down bringing the courtroom into session. She reached out trying to grab someone     something to keep her from falling to the ground. 

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despotiiing

“——–Baby?” That made him chuckle. She was little thus it automatically made him amused, had it been someone else maybe he would’ve taken it as a mockery rather than a small and cute mistake. “——–Men can’t give birth to children, I’m afraid. But, I already do have two sons, if that makes up for it.”

“Oh, that’s sad.” She’s disappointed now (she wanted him to name it after her). Oliver told her never to talk to strangers, but he’s not here right now is he? Besides, this guy seemed nice enough, kinda like an old grandpa that bakes cookie whenever you visit. So she’s gonna...stick it to the man (whatever that means), “What’s their names? Mine is Jacqueline, but you didn’t here that from me.” 

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despotiiing​

“Wow! I didn’t know old ladies could get pregnant! When are you having your baby?”

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hurt MY sibling and i WILL kill you

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babydxhl

The reaction was automatic, forcing tears the way they’d taught her in acting classes. She needed to get off the street, and this was the easiest way.

“Baby, Baby doesn’t remember!”

Fuck. The kid’s crying, and now she has to fight the urge to not break down into tears. Jackie’s never been able to watch someone cry without bringing on her own waterworks, “What don’t you remember sweetie?” Oh God, is she an orphan? “There’s nothing to cry about, everything will be alright.” Would it? Who's to say this little girl won’t live on the streets for the rest of her life? It’s not hard to picture living in a place like Gotham. Truth be told, it’s not out of the question that this kid could grow up to be a drug addict or get murder by the mob.

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harleqvinade 

she nodded at her first inquiry, still looking for the just described guy. it didn’t take a lot of time because a red beard can be easily recognized from a mile away, even in a crowd. ❛ where’d y’two meet, huh? ❜ she avoided the question with another one as she looked for something in her purse; something to beat the crap out of the stalker, to be precise. after finding nothing ( that wouldn’t make a lot of mess ), she just cracked her fingers and started to head towards the redhead.

❛ I don’t even know him. I was trying to find some books for my little brother at the bookshop and he asked me to scoot over a bit. I didn’t really care at first, but then he started asking how far I’ve gone with a guy and where my parents were. I tried to get away from him but… ❜ She sucked at evading creepy guys. Jackie had no idea how those women felt until that moment. She’s always beating up on guys like this, but when it happened to her—she froze up. She just stood there, motionless while he— The sound of knuckles popping brought Jackie out of the replay. She’d heard it a thousand times before. This time it wasn’t coming from Marty, she didn’t have to flee. No, those fingers belonged to a stranger who cared more about her than her foster parents ever did,  ❛ Can I get this on film? ❜

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“Do you need help finding your mom and dad, sweetie? You can use my cellphone if you need to call someone.”